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Marriott starts out sounding like a tool who'll have nothing to contribute, but actually was halfway decent through much of the show. He didn't have much rapport with Adam and seemed to dislike Drew but surprisingly was willing and able to talk to the callers, which was about his only bright spot. - posted to Evan Marriott on July 28, 2009 a 8:09 pm
The "Charlie" call is a classic Adam vs. Self-absorbed Hot Girl - possibly the show's highlight. - posted to Evan Marriott on July 28, 2009 a 8:10 pm
The show crashes and burns with a call from "John", a 17-year-old parenting expert extolling the virtues of spanking his 3-year-old daughter. Marriott apparently feels there's nothing wrong with hitting one's kids as long as it isn't to the face. Drew makes a half-baked argument about how "the data resoundingly shows" spanking is bad. But that call does have a highlight in Adam's correct prediction that "there's a Mexican somewhere in the equation" - indeed, the 17 year old's gf is Mexican. - posted to Evan Marriott on July 28, 2009 a 8:21 pm
This show's kind of funny. Fischbarg was on some massive publicity tour for the book, and ended up being a total douche. Luckily he was up against Adam, who was more than happy to make fun of the guest without the guest really getting it. Highlights include Adam hinting that a book about picking up women is a rather tired topic, and then referring to the book later as "How to Pick Up Young Boys". It was a horrible guest but it was all good since on Loveline, making fun of the guest is fair game. - posted to Gabe Fischbarg on July 28, 2009 a 8:25 pm
Adam was on remote from the Jimmy Kimmel studio. - posted to Gabe Fischbarg on July 28, 2009 a 8:26 pm
Adam doesn't seem to like Hispanic comedians. In the previous show he mentioned something about how all Mexican comics make fun of Mexicans but they still have pride and White people can't make Mexican jokes. Even doped up, Adam made sure to get a Mexican joke in and Paul was like "Thanks for telling me about my people". They don't come to blows though. Paul was a decent enough guest and his military stories were better than most. - posted to Paul Rodriguez on July 28, 2009 a 8:29 pm
AFI was only in for the first half and they switched members after 30 minutes. It really wasn't much of a guest appearance... I got no feel for the band. - posted to AFI on July 28, 2009 a 8:32 pm
They apparently dropped the ball with Drew's nightclub. He was on the cell phone in the first segment, the on a landline from the nightclub's office for a while, then finally he got a real mic late in the show. It was amusing how Anderson kept playing "Stayin' Alive" to imagine the scene where Drew was. - posted to no guest on July 28, 2009 a 8:35 pm
The guy wanting to get his legs lengthened in Russia so he'll be better at Basketball is a classic bizarre call... - posted to Kathy Griffin on July 28, 2009 a 8:41 pm
"Silk" calls back on the 3/11/03 show. - posted to Dicky Barrett on July 29, 2009 a 10:54 am
Pretty average show. Highlights are two women who insist on being used by serially unfaithful guys (Jaime and Jessie), in a similar vein Jenna is embarrassed she was raped on Friday. - posted to no guest on July 29, 2009 a 4:22 pm
This seems to be the first mention of Drew's book with the title "Cracked" and not "Utter Hell" as he'd been calling it a few months before. Adam goes on a long rant about Dell and book publishers in general at 17:30. - posted to no guest on July 29, 2009 a 4:23 pm
Opens with Adam accosting Drew and the staff for not realizing Megyn didn't have a mic until 90 seconds before the show started. Adam them briefly talks about her show but gets sidetracked into talking about his fondness for overweight animals, and finally he rehashes his argument that beautiful white women have a higher peak in their beauty, but women of other races have a peak that lasts longer. - posted to Megyn Price on July 30, 2009 a 1:36 pm
Charlene, 15, is bisexual and was abused by her sister, wants to tell her parents she's bi. Quickly admits she's angry at them. Classic payback teenager. - posted to Megyn Price on July 30, 2009 a 1:38 pm
Tim, question for Megyn. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 8:32 am
Brandon, 17, stopped smoking pot 6 months ago and has been depressed - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 8:33 am
Tiffany, 16, concerned her boyfriend's small penis is the reason she's only had one orgasm during intercourse - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 8:33 am
Barbara, 37, has at least 3 teenaged kids but her big concern is whether there are carbs in sperm. Yes she is very stupid. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 8:35 am
Jennifer, 19, had her vagina damaged after vigorous sex. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 8:35 am
Jessica, 17, wants to know if she should join the Air Force or the Navy to pay for college. Gets an attitude. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:01 pm
Rob, 17, asks why Adam and Drew don't gamble anymore? Adam says they refuse to be like other radio shows and rely on cliches. His actual question is what the harmful effects of cigarettes are. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:02 pm
Mike, 25, dumped his ex, who took his virginity at age 24. She apparently was physically abusive to him and his still harassing him. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:03 pm
Katie, 16, asks why the hosts bash Sacramento? (earlier in the show they were bashing San Jose - but they forget this and bash Sacramento anyway). Then she has a bunch of questions - does she have tapeworms? Do guys balls hurt after ejaculation? How does Anderson find drops so fast? (he just explains that he's a genius) Finally she asks to say "one more thing" and Drew insists on letting her, and it's shoutouts to her friends, which Anderson dumps. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:06 pm
Jeff, 19, asks what Megyn thinks of Fox dumping shows like Family Guy - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:08 pm
Kathy, 34, proves many stereotypes about older women callers in a long rambling conversation with the hosts. Her actual question is how she can enjoy anal sex despite having hemorrhoids... ugh. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:10 pm
Amy, 19, wondering about the long-term effects of Vioxx - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:11 pm
Jamie, 20, wonders if she was date-raped. The hosts and Megyn don't think she was. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:12 pm
Adam and Drew talk about their early media training experience when they were first becoming famous after the Katie call, relatively interesting. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:14 pm
Final thoughts: Megyn was a pretty weak guest, just agreeing with Adam mostly and staying silent through some of the most dramatic calls. At least the callers were generally funny and stupid, as opposed to just stupid. - posted to Megyn Price on July 31, 2009 a 12:14 pm
Open: A bit of Iraq War talk; Victoria is running late - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:07 pm
Evelyn, 17, her uncles are touchy feely and one may have jerked off on her underwear. - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:08 pm
Kara, 19, gets stomach cramp after sex - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:08 pm
Long discussion about Victoria and Sweden, Victoria claims most Swedish kids lose their virginity around 11 or 12 (30:00). 37:30 start of discussion about the posters of Victoria riding a banana. - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:09 pm
bad carphone guy, wants to know how to help his 9-year-old daughter deal with his divorce - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:10 pm
Sara, 21, wonders why guys have nipples - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:10 pm
Nicole, 16, has an abusive mom, wonders if she will abuse her own kids - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:10 pm
Patty, 16, started dating a guy a day before he dumped her sister... takes like 10 minutes to articulate the timeline. - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:11 pm
John, 18, weighs 370 pounds, wondering about stomach stapling - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:11 pm
Adam introduces his ideas for attack crows around 1:00:30 - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:12 pm
Sara, 16, watched a documentary on crows and tells Adam they really are among the smartest animals, and gives other crow trivia - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:12 pm
Jules, 16, has a boyfriend who shows no emotion, wants to know hot to change him - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:12 pm
Britney, 13, was raped at age 5, wonders if she needs therapy - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 1, 2009 a 2:13 pm
Megan, 19, is masturbating 3-6 times a week, wants to know if that's normal. - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 2, 2009 a 11:24 am
Holly, 16, boyfriend yells his mom's name during sex. Hosts think it's a bogus call. - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 2, 2009 a 11:24 am
Lindsay, 20, her sex drive is gone after she had a baby. - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 2, 2009 a 11:24 am
Victoria is a decent guest and the Sweden discussions are amusing, but you get the idea she was upset by Adam asking her to flash him when she was leaving. She's clearly Adam's "type" though, which explains why his wife was upset upon listening to the show. - posted to Victoria Silvstedt on August 2, 2009 a 11:26 am
Pam, 24, is her 45-year-old boyfriend too old for her? - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:33 am
Billy, 29, How to deal with the sexual side effects of Effexor - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:33 am
Amber, 23, got raped 3 weeks ago (but doesn't want to get the guy in trouble), wondering if she could have had a miscarriage recently - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:34 am
Angela, 20-something (specific age not given), was molested by Mom's bf from age 8 to 13. Claims she's normal despite having no therapy. She sounds normal at first but casually talks about wanting to kill her mother. Doesn't do much to debunk the standard Loveline viewpoint on victims. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:35 am
Diane, 28, Greg Proops fan who asks about his experiences doing Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:36 am
Adam, 28, has been married 3 years but is bored and wants to be a player. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:36 am
Jordan, 18, asks about Greg's work on Nightmare Before Christmas - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:37 am
John, 17, claims he knocked up his best friend's girlfriend. His chronology falls apart and the hosts bust him, then he admits it was a bogus call. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:38 am
Gina, 18, jealous of her boyfriend because his female coworker is always giving him gifts. Gina is eventually revealed to be a pain in the ass. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:38 am
Katie, 22, is 7-months pregnant, always horny, but can't orgasm. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:39 am
Sarah, 25, wants to know why she's lactating - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:39 am
Jessica, 17, is stopping the birth control patch and wants to know how long to wait before she needs to use condoms. This call goes on forever and because the hosts get sucked into various convoluted elements of her story. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:40 am
Josh, age not given, wants to know how to get away from his abusive Dad. His story is a bit sketchy, as he claims police and social workers view his cuts and bruises as just "discipline" and won't help him. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:41 am
Final thoughts: The show starts out alright, and I love Greg Proops. Unfortunately the last parts of the show drag on, with annoying callers and Greg stops talking as well. I guess the highlight is the hosts and Greg busting John the bogus caller. - posted to Greg Proops on August 3, 2009 a 11:42 am
Pretty weak show. The hosts seem to like The Used but they are not very good guests. Some where high and the others didn't really contribute. - posted to The Used on August 5, 2009 a 9:22 am
Can't go wrong with a Ron Jeremy episode. Except he plugs his studio like 500 times... but other than that it's pretty classic. - posted to Ron Jeremy on August 6, 2009 a 12:17 am
Derek, 16, is failing his science classes but is wondering how to be the next Bill Nye - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:44 am
Parker, 15, has a boyfriend who wants anal sex, she wants to know the dangers. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:45 am
Jennifer, 19, wonders what Bill thinks of Beakman's World. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:45 am
Jameson, 16, has been clean for 3 months but is having dreams of using pot. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:46 am
Andrew, 16, asks if girls are "more hornier" while on their periods. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:46 am
Silk, repeat caller, asks about the problems of space travel - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:46 am
Mary, 18, her bf cums inside her, now she smells fishy. Seems to have little plan for what to do if she gets pregnant. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:47 am
Keith, 23, asks if Bill keeps in touch from people with his first show in Seattle. Boooring. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:48 am
Elizabeth, 30, has been sober for 16 months and wants sex more than her husband now - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:48 am
Bill, ??, calls to talk about how his father rescued a crow when Bill was 15 and would use the crow to wake Bill up. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:49 am
Jessica, 20, had an abortion three years ago, can't get pregnant now. Adam makes several Mexican jokes. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:49 am
Lindsay, 23, thinks she heard the hosts say a few weeks ago anyone who lost their virginity after HS must be wacky. But as usual she misheard and was eager to take offense on behalf of her boyfriend, who didn't lose his virginity until he was 21. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:50 am
Stinger: Bill Nye sarcastically saying "We can't explore space, we've gotta pay teachers!" - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:51 am
Good show. Adam makes fun of Bill Nye a bit but Nye takes it in good humor. Calls were weak but Derek the future junior college student might be a highlight. - posted to Bill Nye on August 7, 2009 a 11:52 am
The Becky/Decky/Jackie call is funny... the screen says "Becky", she clearly says her name is "Decky", but then insists it's Jackie when called out. Anderson plays "I'm a Bitch" with good cause. - posted to Monique Powell on August 8, 2009 a 7:38 am
This episode is chock full of amusingly stupid callers... Carrie seems on the fast track to teen pregnancy, Megan thinks codine will save her life, Jackie's bf beats her regularly but she has no interest in the hosts advice on how to get away safely, and Cliff was in jail for 2 years for writing one bad check!? - posted to Monique Powell on August 8, 2009 a 7:41 am
Drew and Monique discuss an opera duet album @ 1:02:30 - posted to Monique Powell on August 8, 2009 a 7:46 am
Adam sings an ultra-rare opera version of the Taboo 2 theme during the opera discussion. - posted to Monique Powell on August 8, 2009 a 4:18 pm
Stinger - Adam: Mmm. Hmm. Shift with my balls. Break with my anus. Drew: There's the drop for the end of the show. - posted to Monique Powell on August 8, 2009 a 4:18 pm
Nice show. Monique is a good guest, callers are amusingly dumb. - posted to Monique Powell on August 8, 2009 a 4:19 pm
1. Elizabeth, ??, Boyfriend watches porn occasionally and she's bothered by it. - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:21 pm
2. Silk, claims its his 10th call. Adam says he hates the name Silk, which Adam actually gave Silk at one point. Compliments Drew on his Dictionary Game skills, asks Liam about DVD plans - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:22 pm
3. Sarah, 19, birth control question - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:23 pm
4. Leslie, asks Liam about the writing process for "My United States of Whatever", he claims he improvised the recording and made everything up as he went along. - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:24 pm
Tracy, 31, her body is showing "all the signs" of being pregnant, but she isn't pregnant. Drew eventually susses out she's diabetic and obese. - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:25 pm
6. Wren, 30, has major depression, wonders if it's because her parents used to blow pot smoke in her face? Nope, Drew says it's because she was molested. - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:26 pm
7. Joey (girl), can't masturbate alone but gets off when guys finger her - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:27 pm
8. John, 23, asks Liam a few questions - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:28 pm
9. Jennifer, 17, can she be damaged by fingers up the butt? Claims to be 5'6", 100 lbs and have 34C breasts. Producer Anne makes a rare appearance, doubting her. - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:28 pm
10. Martha, age not given, wants to sell her eggs, wonders about the side effects. Adam answers solo while Drew is in the other room looking up information about Jim Henson's death, as a result of an argument they'd been having for a while. - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:30 pm
11. Marie, 20, has "ridden a lot of horses", meaning slept with a lot of guys, but can't orgasm except with a vibrator. It's quickly revealed she's been raped, molested by family and has a physically abusive mom. - posted to Liam Lynch on August 10, 2009 a 2:32 pm
1:24:25 Adam mocks Ron Jeremy for his most recent appearance on the show, when Ron seriously believed the rumor that Rod Stewart had to have semen pumped out of his stomach - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:23 am
Stinger: Adam: What are you doing for birth control? Caller: What am I doing for birth control? Adam: What are you doing for birth control. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:24 am
1. ??, 16, will her pierced nipples mess with breast feeding? Classic Loveline call where they end up revealing her mom's a prostitute and her dad's a heroin addict. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:26 am
2. Amy, 28, boyfriend only lasts a minute, how to improve it? Adam reveals she's a bitch who think she's too good for her boyfriend. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:26 am
3. Tim, 22, why doesn't he ever fight with his wife? I wish I had this guy's problems... - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:27 am
4. Darla, 16, are her seizures due to having been molested? - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:27 am
5. Amy, 29, met a guy in Vegas, went to his hotel room, he couldn't get it up so he ends up putting a beer bottle up her vagina and fucking her with it. Adam gets a lot of mileage out of this call. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:28 am
6. John, 13, has been smoking cigarettes since he was 9 years old, wants to quit. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:29 am
7. Mitch, 20, can herpes spread from lips to genitals? - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:29 am
8. Jennifer, 17, scared of guys pleasuring her. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:30 am
9. Amber, has trouble climaxing - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:30 am
10. Samantha, wondering about the dangers of anal sex - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:32 am
11. Eshau, 18, a 13 year old girl is into him, what should he do? - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:32 am
12. Sandra, 17, boyfriend's sex drive is declining - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:33 am
13. Kim, 21, her friend has had sex with 30 men and now her vagina stinks. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:35 am
15. Angela, followup to Mitch's herpes question - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:35 am
15. Victoria, 21, condom broke over the weekend, how to get morning after pill? - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:36 am
16. Tom, 17, is it a problem that his girlfriend couldn't go #2 for 5 days after he gave her anal? - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:37 am
17. Ashley, 19, why are her fingers are bloody after masturbation - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:38 am
18. Jeremy, tells Adam that Family Guy reruns will be airing on Comedy Central. Calls right after they talk about Ron Jeremy. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:39 am
19. Natasha, 30, chastising Adam for flirting too much with underage callers; Adam calls her fat - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:39 am
This is an excellent no guest show. There are some hilarious calls (Amy who got drunk and fucked with a beer, Natasha who calls to diss Adam) and some classic bizarre, fucked up callers (John the 13 year old who's trying to stop smoking, Kim with the "friend" with the stinky vag) and Adam is at his best on those calls. In between are a bunch of generic questions but it's still a great show. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 9:42 am
Show starts with Adam ranting about traffic, cops and then... shoelaces being the wrong length? Honestly the shoelace rant was one of the worst Adam rants I've heard. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:06 pm
1. Katie, 14, crushes on guys but then loses interest when they ask her out. They give surprisingly good advise for her to just forget about relationships for a while and get involved in sports and other activities. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:07 pm
2. Claire, 15, condom broke. It seems like Planned Parenthood is open only during hours completely inconvenient for sexually active teens. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:08 pm
3. Vicky, 14, gives the name and school of her friend who she says is afraid of women. Adam says it's a prank call, but they agree it's sort of in a gray area where she's calling to embarrass the guy, but not trying to fool the hosts with a fake story. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:09 pm
4. Mike, 15, calls in response to the shoelace rant, informs Adam a brand of shoes called Osiris come with lots of laces. Adam isn't satisfied. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:10 pm
5. Tina, has a hard time having orgasms after she gave birth. It's eventually revealed her vagina tore all the way to her anus during birth... ewww.. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:11 pm
6. Arthur, 26, med school student who asks Drew to explain how he got into radio - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:12 pm
7. Lakesha, 19, has a crush on a virgin. Adam mentions the Blood Sweat & Tears song Lucretia McEvil. The hosts then hear a smoke detector and Lakesha admits to it. Anderson finds the track with amazing speed and plays it, reporting it hadn't been checked out of the station's library since 1990. Yeah, this call has pretty much everything. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:14 pm
8. Kevin, 18, his girlfriend wants him to spank her during sex, but he was raised not to hit women. Anderson plays the song "Go Down Gambling" during this call. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:15 pm
9. Josh, girlfriend cries during sex - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:16 pm
10. Rebecca, 15, asks for their take on nipple piercings - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:16 pm
11. Annette, 27, her boyfriend is 21 and his parents won't let him date her. This is a weird call and I never felt like we got the whole story - the boyfriend is supposed to be some hotshot business owner but he lives with his parents and his love life is bound by their desires? Adam concludes Annette sounds nutty. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:18 pm
12. Jackie, 17, convoluted story where her father's friend tried to molest her 3 times, then her mother married the friend and doesn't believe the stories of molestation. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:19 pm
13. Rosalee, 20, can't orgasm. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:19 pm
14. Amy, 19, has a little girl voice so the hosts gamble right off the bat. Drew says foster care at age 4, Adam say she was molested by her baby sitter. Turns out she was molested by her father and put in foster care at age 7. Her question is about her vagina bleeding during sex - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:20 pm
15. Mercedes, 20, another convoluted story where her mother was kicked out of a sober living home and Mercedes is asking Drew complicated questions about drug tests - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:21 pm
16. Lonnie, 19, needs to know what to do after one of her birth control pills fell down the sink. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:22 pm
The Blood Sweat & Tears stuff is funny, and the call that prompted it is pretty epic. But the rest of the show is kind of weak. - posted to no guest on August 13, 2009 a 7:23 pm
1. Stephanie, 18, bisexual erotic dancer, wants to know how to hook up with girls for casual sex. Shockingly the hosts detect chaos on in her past. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:25 pm
2. Diane, 21, questions about using a tampon with the RuvaRing birth control method - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:26 pm
3. Marie, 18, pain in the "pubic triangle" during sex. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:26 pm
4. Tracy, 20, can't orgasm during intercourse. It's amazing how often this call comes up... I'm gonna start counting, this will be #1 for the purposes of my count. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:27 pm
5. Kelsey, 26, dad has been mostly sober for 25 years, okay for him to start drinking now? - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:28 pm
6. Joe, 18, wondering what makes a person gay. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:28 pm
7. Brandon, 19, wonders how to tell if a girl is really having an orgasm. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:28 pm
8. Danny, 16, has done it with his girlfriend 30 times but only had one orgasm. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:29 pm
9. Jessica, 14, has a crush on a bisexual older girl. Somewhat touching call as the hosts really delve into her life. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:29 pm
10. Amy, 17, best friend's dad "raped" her at 14, but upon investigation he really was just touchy feelie and overly friendly. Wants to know if this is why she has trouble with men but hosts feel it's due to her abandoning father. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:30 pm
11. Nicole, 23, her husband's friend is always hitting on her. Highly obnoxious call... it takes 10 minutes of "Why don't you just avoid the guy?" questions for Nicole to reveal all three of them are co-workers in a small office. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:31 pm
12. Marie, 28, how does she get her boyfriend to be less shy in bed? Another annoying call where the caller seems uninterested in any advice - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:32 pm
13. Eric, asks Hal if people got high on the set of "Dude, Where's my Car"? Apparently they didn't. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:33 pm
14. Danielle, 23, trouble orgasming call #2. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:33 pm
15. Michelle, 26, during a bikini wax she had a flashback to... something... - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:33 pm
16. Michelle, 20, gets a vagina infection every time she has sex - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:34 pm
17. Renee, 19, smoked pot in the past, can she still sell her eggs? - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:34 pm
18. Lindsay, calling to say she loves Hal - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:34 pm
Final thoughts: D+. Hal is an annoying guest. He's not very funny yet he's always trying to one-up Adam. He's trying to carry the whole show even through the medical calls, and he looks pretty silly. To make matters worse the callers are very repetitive and annoying. Marie's "pubic triangle" comment and the call with Danny the scrambled, impotent teenager are highlights. - posted to Hal Sparks on August 14, 2009 a 5:36 pm
works for me, dunno1977. Try disabling your antivirus... this is a mp3 file, it can't contain a virus. - posted to Cast of Dawsons Creek on August 15, 2009 a 7:23 pm
1: Jennifer, 20, her clit swells up during sex, is this normal? - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:21 am
2. Brandy, 17, can't orgasm call #3 - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:21 am
3. Dave, 20, his 17-year-old girlfriend's mom found her condoms, won't let him spend the night with her anymore. Wtf? - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:22 am
4: Brent, 15, threw up after taking 18 benadryls, had a nonstop nosebleed, is this okay? He wants to know how to overdose on Benadryl, but not "over-overdose". - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:24 am
5. Lucy, 20, calls to report she can orgasm. - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:25 am
6. Ashley, 18, yeast infection questions - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:26 am
7. David, 16, girlfriend's ex-boyfriend could give her an orgasm but David can't. Doh! - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:26 am
8. Katy, 23, lesbian, but can't bring herself to have sex with women. - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:27 am
9. Zach, 23, asks Paul Tracey about his expectations for the season - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:27 am
10. Bridget, 16, sex always hurts very badly but nevertheless she's been with 8 guys - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:28 am
11. Jennie, 16, her nipples are cracked. - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:28 am
12. Gina, 27, calls to remind listeners certain meds can interfere with birth control. Worked at an abortion clinic. - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:29 am
13. Ashley, 15, did a guy slip her the date rape drug 8 months ago? Drew doesn't believe the effect she describes (freezing up but otherwise being fully awake and aware) correspond to the typical effects of any drug, concludes she wasn't drugged since the guy just went down on her. The call gets increasingly bizarre as they delve into Ashley's past and find she was raped every day from age 3 to 7 and a year ago her father took her to the desert, beat her within an inch of her life, left her for dead, but she survived. - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:31 am
14. Angela, 31, 12 year old daughter just lost her virginity. Drew is on fire on this call, perfectly describing Angela's problem... for all the good it probably did. - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:35 am
15. Lynn, 22, five years of anal sex, blood in her stool now, is this a problem? Drew says it's a medical emergency. - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:35 am
Final thoughts: B. Paul Tracy is not a great guest but then again when are sports guests ever any good? The show is generally weak early on, but Adam's story of "Frisky" Magazine between calls 3 and 4 is great. Paul leaves in the last hour, and the show is redeemed by the last three calls, which are utterly insane. The Ashley call especially is a one of the most bizarre, fucked up Loveline callers I've ever heard. - posted to Paul Tracy on August 16, 2009 a 10:39 am
1. Amber, 22, has a crappy solution to Adam's mail problem and believes radio-advertised methods will grow Adam's penis. Adam feels bad for her when she reveals she's blind. Her question is about her nipple piercings. - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:34 am
2. Paul, 24, gf is sleeping with uncle. - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:34 am
3. Lisa, 28, boyfriend gets red bumps after sex - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:34 am
4. Bill, caught wife cheating, took her to divorce court on TV. Adam is more concerned with the staple gun noise in the background. - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:35 am
5. Karen, is it normal to think of celebrity girls during sex? - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:35 am
6. Marrissa, 29, passive Mexican woman who wants to know if she can have kids in her 30s and if it's okay to date men - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:36 am
7. Tara, 14, had sex a week ago and now her "insides hurt". Her mom is religious so Tara is thinking throwing herself down a flight of stairs is a reasonable alternative to going to an abortion clinic. - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:37 am
8. Mark, 26, his wife doesn't want sex - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:37 am
9. Moses, 22, had a one-night stand and lost his erection. Uh oh... - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:37 am
10. Josh, 18, wondering if the upcoming race will be televised - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:38 am
11. Megan, 18, had threesome, now her clit has a rash. Proving Loveline right about threesomes, the boyfriend gets on the phone and reveals Megan was all upset afterwards and jealous. Relationship seems doomed. - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:39 am
12. Beth, 19, does she have an STD? - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:39 am
13. Molly, 18, has irritation after sex - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:39 am
14. Evan, 21, girlfriend gags badly during oral. Prompts a bizarre discussion about women using coat hangers to file down their throat nerves. - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:41 am
Final thoughts: B-. Not bad, not great. The guests are pretty good, especially Josh is really sarcastic and funny. Too bad they were only in there for a few segments. - posted to Josh Brolin & Tommy Shane Steiner on August 17, 2009 a 10:43 am
1:11:30 Adam's cell phone wallet idea. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 11:57 am
1. Jackie, can't orgasm call #4 - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 11:58 am
2. Victoria, 14, what does the expression "pop one's cherry" mean - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 11:59 am
3. Jeremy, 25, lost his confidence after years of rejection by women - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 11:59 am
4. Marie, 23, has cervical cysts - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 11:59 am
5. Eric, 30, saw Adam at Grand Prix and wants his autograph. Anderson keeps playing the stalker music. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:00 pm
6. Logan, 23, grandfather might have SARS, mom is freaking out and quarantining Logan. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:00 pm
7. Katie, 17, her dad hates her BF. She's unable to answer basic questions, Adam gets angry and hangs up. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:01 pm
8. Jen, 23, caught her Mexican husband sleeping with his niece-in-law. Her husband then began dealing coke and her kids got taken away by CPS. Now she has lots of Mexican guys wanting to have sex with her. She doesn't track well and Adam rightfully points out CPS probably made a good move here. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:02 pm
9. Christie, 30, has been in a 15-year relationship with an unavailable guy. Adam wants her to use the word "charade" to confuse him but she doesn't seem to understand. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:03 pm
10. Eric, carpentry question for Adam. Boring as hell. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:03 pm
11. Joe, 26, girlfriend can't orgasm. Trouble orgasming call #5 - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:04 pm
12. Rebbecca, 21, can't stop bleeding after IUD insertion - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:04 pm
13. Kate, 23, boyfriend's penis has bumps after she had a yeast infection. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:04 pm
14. Kelly (male), 22, are his back pains related to alcohol detox? - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:05 pm
15. Sean, 18, blood fetish. Seems remarkably well put together for a guy who's buying gallon's of pig's blood to smear over his girlfriend. Denies Drew's claims that he must have suffered severe drama early in life. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:05 pm
16. Brian, 27, praises Adam for his race performance - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:06 pm
17. Paula, 23, hasn't had a period in 4 years. Her gyno found abnormalities and told her to go to the emergency room but she didn't bother. Drew tells her to go to the emergency room too. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:07 pm
28. Krista, 14, homeschooler who hates parents. They take this call with like 30 seconds to talk to her, it's kind of a shame guys with carpentry questions and praise for Adam got time but she didn't. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:07 pm
Final thoughts: C+. Nothing special. The two best/most screwed up calls are Jen and Sean. - posted to no guest on August 18, 2009 a 12:08 pm
1. Eve, 18, her anus tore during anal sex - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:13 am
2. Electa, 18, her boyfriend won't go down on her. - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:14 am
3. Josh, 21, needs "non-sexual" relationships with girls other than his wife - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:14 am
4. Joey, found his mom's diary where she is making plans to commit suicide - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:14 am
5. Cindy, 24, boyfriend has a big package. Adam smells Junior College, is dead on. - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:15 am
6. Yvonne, 29, she and her boyfriend are ex-drug users, her boyfriend is spending all his time with his friend and won't tell Yvonne what he's doing. He couldn't possibly be shooting heroin, right? - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:16 am
7. Jennifer, 21, can't orgasm call #5 - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:17 am
8. Rob, 39, his 19 year old son got arrested for first degree murder (knifing his girlfriend). Pretty good call. - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:17 am
9. Scott, 26, prefers masturbation to sex. Brings up a running joke where Steve from the band apparently practices safe sex by having groupies pose and then masturbating onto them. - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:18 am
10. Maria, 18, her friend has HIV, Maria has various basic AIDS questions - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:19 am
11. Andy, 28, after orgasm, it burns when he pees. - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:19 am
12. Karen, 15, loves Sum 41 - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:19 am
13. Tabitha, 19, 5'6" 190 pounds but her big concern is that her C-cup breasts are too small - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:20 am
Final thoughts: B-. The band is pretty funny, but pretty boring callers. Plus, no Anderson... I actually missed all the places I knew he'd have played drops had he been there. - posted to Sum 41 on August 19, 2009 a 9:22 am
1. Kathleen, 16, what is the definition of an addict? - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:33 pm
2. Tara, 19, questions about whether birth control pill will regulate her period - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:33 pm
3. Randy, 22, can he catch an STD from sharing a toilet seat with his brother? - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:33 pm
4. Stacy, 18, what does it mean when a guy says he's breaking up because he feels like he's lost control? - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:34 pm
5. Dave, 30, girlfriend has cold sore, could it be herpes? Also he requests some Blood Sweat & Tears (see 3/7/03 show). Anderson says it was a one-time gag. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:35 pm
6. Melany, 14, parents won't let her go to Ozfest. Seems to want Drew to somehow straighten the whole thing out and get her permission right then and there. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:36 pm
7. Karen, 26, will Wellbutrin help you stop smoking? Is it addictive? - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:36 pm
8. Kristin, 15, has back pain - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:37 pm
9. Tom, 21, compulsively pops joints, is this related to brain surgery he had in third grade? - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:37 pm
10. Jen, 24, is pregnant, can't stop smoking pot. Drew tells her she's being very irresponsible, she gets angry and seems to want him to tell her it's okay since she thinks she's just a victim of peer pressure. One of the more obnoxious, stubborn callers you'll ever hear. Chevelle arrives after this call. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:38 pm
11. Jason, 14, "crank yanker" guy, asks where Chevelle got their start. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:39 pm
12. Jackie, 24, how can she stop fantasizing about her boss? Adam arrives after this call. This is maybe 25 minutes into the show, to show you how much Adam slows the pace of calltaking. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:40 pm
13. Bengi, Junior College Ceramics instructor. Corrects Adam on the name of some type of kiln he mentioned weeks ago. Adam generally has a field day with him. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:41 pm
14. Kari, annoying girl who is 16 and "done with homeschool", scheming to get revenge on the loser who knocked her up. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:41 pm
15. Mark, 23, is his girlfriend pregnant? - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:42 pm
16. Gloria, 16, Everyone in her family smokes, is she going to die of secondhand smoke? - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:45 pm
17. Mike, 17, thinks he's a real virgin since he's never had any sexual contact with a girl, annoyed with people who've had BJs and so on cheapening the virgin name. Seriously. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:46 pm
18. Tony, 16, weighs 300 pounds, wants weight loss help - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:47 pm
19. Josh, 14, gets erections during class. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:47 pm
20. Jacky, 18, only into dating older guys. Generally annoying and shockingly her father was physically abusive then abandoning. - posted to no guest on August 19, 2009 a 10:48 pm
21. Lisa, 23, is her dad an alcoholic? - posted to no guest on August 19, 2009 a 10:48 pm
20. Jacky, 18, only into dating older guys. Generally annoying and shockingly her father was physically abusive then abandoning. - posted by doctor_awesome on August 19, 2009 a 11:48 pm - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:51 pm
21. Lisa, 23, is her dad an alcoholic? - posted by doctor_awesome on August 19, 2009 a 11:48 pm - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:51 pm
22. Kendell, 16, trouble orgasming... Drew decides it's due to Selexa. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:51 pm
23. Sam, 17, having sex with girlfriend for a while, fingers her a lot, now her vag is loose. Connection? Drew says no. - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:53 pm
Stinger: Drew: What if there was some sort of chaperon? Melany: [snaps] No! He only has two tickets! Drew: Uhh... yeah... well you're screwed. [hangs up] - posted to Chevelle on August 19, 2009 a 10:55 pm
1. Carla, 23, what to expect from anal sex. Shockingly, when pressed, she admits she's not really into it and just wants to humor her boyfriend. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:09 pm
2. Myesha (sp?), classic "you pronounced my name wrong" caller, admits she goes through life correcting society but says that's society's fault if they don't like it. Her question is about Dave's thoughts on Napster. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:10 pm
3. Ashley, 15, anxiety problems - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:11 pm
4. Ashley, 14, how to lesbians have sex? Drew lets the other Ashley, who's a lesbian, answer. It takes like 3 agonizing minutes to set up. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:11 pm
5. Ashley, 14, yes three Ashleys in a row. This one's question is about what kind of drum set to buy her friend who wants to learn drums. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:12 pm
6. Robert, 18, has a crush on his next door neighbor but is too shy to ask her out - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:13 pm
7. Maria, 22, got drunk and passed out, her boyfriend then hit on her friend/roommate. Very annoying call due to Maria being an idiot. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:13 pm
8. John, 19, compulsively bites the inside of his cheek - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:14 pm
9. Jenny, 19, why is her husbands semen of inconsistent thickness? - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:14 pm
10. Theresa, 16, feels nothing during sex. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:15 pm
11. Janet, 17, does meth use affect how a guy ejaculates? She has a 3-year meth problem already, dates meth addict after meth addict, but her big concern is with sperm splatter. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:16 pm
12. Kayla, 21, question for Dave about "Times Like These" music video - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:16 pm
13. Alyssa, Dawson's Creek question (this was the first show after their Dawson's Creek appearance) - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:17 pm
14. Mave, 30, what do the guys think about giving women oral? - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:18 pm
15. Rosa, how much Dawson's Creek dialogue did Adam write? - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:18 pm
16. Derek, his friend's penis got frostbite - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:18 pm
17. "Junior", 19, engaged for two years, has kids, his wife is bi, now he wants to have sex with lots of girls via threesomes. Also wants to know if penis enlargers work. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:19 pm
Final thoughts: C+. Dave is a pretty good guest but is either very slyly sarcastic or was genuinely offended by Adam's floozy comment, either of which makes him come off weird. He's also a bit quiet at times, and something weird was going on with Adam subtly trying to block him from playing any music during the show, and Anne apparently being furious at Adam. The other guy from the band didn't seem to say anything after the first few minutes. The conversation about Dave's time in Nirvana is pretty good. Altogether it's a weird and inconsistent show. - posted to Foo Fighters on August 20, 2009 a 9:21 pm
1. Jackie, 26, husband wants her to shave her pubes, she thinks it's perverted. - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:49 pm
2. Chas, how do fetishes form? - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:49 pm
3. Vanessa, 20, question for Pete Yorn, why isn't "Hunter Green" on new record? - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:50 pm
4. Leeza, 24, husband can't get off from a BJ. She is a pain in the ass but blames it on other people for not wanting to hear the truth. The hosts gamble on her past. - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:50 pm
5. Nathan, 22, is being into bondage a medical problem? - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:51 pm
6. Tony, question for Pete - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:51 pm
7. Jake, 17, he and his male friend exchange blowjobs. Does this make him gay? - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:51 pm
8. Cory, 18, masturbates into a Big Gulp cup, thinks it's a great idea. Then he has earwax issues to ask Drew about. Pretty funny call. - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:52 pm
9. Mike, 19, had a threesome with a 52 year old and her 55 year old husband, now she says she's preggo. Mike asks if this is possible. - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:53 pm
10. Mark, 25, med school student, asks if sex with a prostitute counts toward your grand total of women you've been with. - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:53 pm
11. Kim, 39, husband doesn't shoot very far when he orgasms - can she still get pregnant? This is the woman who claims to be a recreational therapist. She has zero ability to explain what her job involves. Classic idiot caller all around. - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:54 pm
12. Katie, 14, wants to know the signs that a guy was sexually abused - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:54 pm
Final thoughts: B. Pete Yorn is one of the worst guests that's been on in months, he has utterly nothing to say. Nevertheless, the calls all range from average to hilarious, and combine funny calls with Adam being in usual form this show is pretty good. - posted to Pete Yorn on August 21, 2009 a 5:57 pm
1. Sarah, 16, why is she scared of sex? Drew finds she was raped at age 13 - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:15 am
2. Maggie, 19, her boyfriend slobbers when they kiss - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:15 am
3. Rick, 16, is rob doing a new movie? Mentions "50 First Kisses" - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:16 am
4. Ana, 14, calls for help with her crossword puzzle. Wtf? - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:16 am
5. Erin, 30, how does the bottom get off in gay sex? The hosts ask for gay men to call and explain but none get through. - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:17 am
6. Pierre, wishes them a happy 4/20, rekindles the douchenozzle discussion, asks for Rob's favorite pot story, which ends up involving Tone Loc - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:19 am
7. Laura, 16, raped the other night, afraid to tell her parents. Even though this is the most difficult call of the night Rob is all over it, giving great advice. - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:19 am
8. Andrew, 16, why isn't Rob in the new Adam Sandler movie? - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:20 am
9. Christine, 21, how can she tell a guy with a crush on her that she isn't into him? - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:20 am
10. Austin, 18, asks how Rob got on SNL - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:21 am
11. Morgan, 15, has to think about herself achieving things, like losing weight, in order to orgasm. One of the weirder callers in a few nights. Rob bizarrely predicts her mother told her she was the prettiest girl in the school. - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:22 am
12. Mike, 28, his past three GFs cheated on him, his current one is faithful, so he wants to cheat on her. Classic chaos-seeker. - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:22 am
13. Crystal, misses some birth control pills, is she pregnant? - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:23 am
14. Mary, 21, her pregnant friend is always grabbing her ass at work and wanting to have a threesome with her - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:23 am
15. Dennis, 16, how to tell a girl he doesn't want to have sex. In true "abstinence-only" form he gave in to his urges once but of course didn't have a condom around. Probably will again soon. - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:24 am
16. Lorena, 16, is addicted to phone sex. - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:24 am
17. Otto, 23, has some really lame skit ideas for Adam and Rob. Eventually admits that he's high. - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:25 am
18. Kimmy, 16, fantasizes about older guys - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:25 am
Final thoughts: A. Rob is one of the best guests ever. He's funny, he gives useful advice, he seems to enjoy being there. He's one of the few celebrities who could equal Adam on a night-in, night-out basis. There are a whole lot of calls, some are pretty weird/funny, some are annoying but in an amusing way... this is just a great show. - posted to Rob Schneider on August 23, 2009 a 7:27 am
11. Sam, 14, how did Chris get his start? - posted to Christopher Titus on August 24, 2009 a 10:58 am
12. Rob, 35, asks Adam and Chris for their thoughts on "slower traffic keep right" laws. - posted to Christopher Titus on August 24, 2009 a 10:59 am
13. Leanne, 19, can she smoke pot after taking the abortion pill? RU-486 - posted to Christopher Titus on August 24, 2009 a 11:10 am
14. Katy, 19, Boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend for 8 of the 9 months of their relationship. Should she forgive him? Uhhh no. - posted to Christopher Titus on August 24, 2009 a 11:10 am
15. Liz, 22, opera singer, wonders what birth control will do to her vocal chords - posted to Christopher Titus on August 24, 2009 a 11:11 am
Final thoughts: A-. Titus is a great guest. The calls are a bit weak, but it's still a good show. A highlight is the "Tara" call and right before it. Adam and Chris are riffing on car race commercials, and describe Tara's problem in monster-truck-radio-commercial style. - posted to Christopher Titus on August 24, 2009 a 11:12 am
1. Molly, 23, embarrassed by squirting. - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:27 pm
2. Nikki, 15, molested by cousin (who's now 27 and her best friend), wonders why she hates sex now. Angry at the world. - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:28 pm
3. Diana, 16, has a 25 year-old boyfriend has a baby with a 15-year-old and doesn't support it. Now he wants to get Diana pregnant. Is this a good idea? Diana's father tried to slit her throat when she was 7. - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:28 pm
4. Julie, mom was abusive and had sex in front of her when Julie was 7. How will this impact her? - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:30 pm
5. Everett, what was it like for John McGinley to work with John Candy while filming Wagons East? - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:32 pm
6. Adrian, his semen is green after a nut injury on his skateboard. - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:33 pm
7. Rob, 22, is being stalked by his physically abusive Asian ex-girlfriend who may or may not be carrying his child. - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:33 pm
8. Joe, wonders about the long-term effects of mushrooms - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:33 pm
9. Mila, 18, why does she have glandular pain after drinking beer? - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:34 pm
10. Shawn, 20, question for John - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:34 pm
11. Dee, 17, his girlfriend constantly wants sex. What should he do about it? Everyone thinks it's a prank call - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:36 pm
12. Logan, did he get herpes from sharing a pipe with some skank? - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:36 pm
13. James, questions about Mangold's Johnny Cash movie, Walk The Line (still 2 years away at this point). - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:39 pm
14. Abby, 15, she and her friend vandalized her boyfriend's car, left a note saying they'd pay for the damage in sex, his parents found it, now are banning Abby from seeing him. - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:40 pm
Final thoughts: C+. The guests are interesting but nothing special. Most of the calls are kind of boring. Julie and Diana are classic loveline trainwreck calls. Rob's call might be the funniest. - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 25, 2009 a 5:41 pm
1. Amanda, 20, boyfriend won't give her oral sex - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 6:55 pm
2. Lisa, 32, took 7 ambiens, her sister called EMS, that was 12 hours ago, no she's all freaked out still - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 6:56 pm
3. Ken, 21, the infamous guy who went to prison for stealing a corpse's head. I think this guy's for real. What does it for me is when Drew is trying to figure out Ken's thinking process, and asks what Ken thinks is different about stealing a human skull verses buying a fake one. All Ken come up with is "the fake one's made of plastic". I really don't think you can fake this kind of mental disorder. The call is so weird even Phone Screen Tara has to chime in on the air. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:00 pm
4. Some woman who gets a bladder infection every time she has sex - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:01 pm
5. John, 22, wife left him while he was at sea in the Navy, he has "Emotional Behavior Disorder", wants to know how to get his kids back. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:02 pm
6. Jen, 24, only ugly older guys hit on her. She is a real pain in the ass, as Adam reveals. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:14 pm
7. Katie, 22, had unprotected sex with a guy in the navy, how long does she have to wait to figure out if she has an STD? - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:14 pm
8. Casey, 14, fan of Dominic's, has a few questions - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:15 pm
9. Dan, 37, smoked pot since he was 11, having major trouble quitting now. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:15 pm
10. Susan, 25, having a hard time getting pregnant after stopping Depo - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:15 pm
11. Lisa, 26, boyfriend is 47 and her daughter's softball coach - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:16 pm
12. Natalie, 43, paraplegic, her boyfriend accidentally fucked her urethra. Very painful to listen to medical call. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:17 pm
13. Krista, 19, opposed to abortion but it's okay for her to have one since her reason (she can't afford a baby right now) is valid... as opposed to everyone else who's just having abortions for kicks. Idiot. Her question is about RU-486. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 26, 2009 a 7:19 pm
14. Amy, 27, can her tied tubes be untied? - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 27, 2009 a 8:27 am
15. Carlos, 22, trying to get anal from his girlfriend for a year, she isn't into it. Drew lets Kenneth help, which is a failure. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 27, 2009 a 8:28 am
16. Sarah, 18, should she use the patch instead of the pill? - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 27, 2009 a 8:28 am
17. Miranda, 16, likes bad boys. An ideal match for Kenneth? Apparently not. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 27, 2009 a 8:28 am
Final thoughts: B. The guest is a bit weak, but of course the Kenneth call will forever make this episode famous among Loveline fans. - posted to Dominic Purcell on August 27, 2009 a 8:29 am
1. Stephanie, 21, boyfriend likes to degrade her, is this due to his childhood sexual abuse? - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 7:56 am
2. Rhianna, lost virginity, now she's heard the guy has STDs... - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 7:57 am
3. Shane, 23, hears voices on television talking to him. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 7:57 am
4. Kristy, 17, thinks her vagina is too tight - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 7:57 am
5. Francesca, 17, is into older guys - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 7:58 am
6. Ryan, 22, girlfriend got dry during sex, now his penis has a patch of broken skin that won't go away. Drew thinks it will clear up if he just abstains from sex for a week but the caller doesn't like that solution. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 7:59 am
7. Matt, 18, calling to report that the penis enlargement pills he bought didn't work. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 7:59 am
8. Tom, 21, can he get warts from his GF? I really liked this call. Tom can't pronounce his R's, and largely on the basis of his silly voice the hosts reveal that he doesn't actually have a GF, and that it's just some girl at work, who already has a boyfriend, who he hopes to get with someday. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:01 am
9. Kyle, 18, wants a penis reduction. Claims to have never measured his penis and have no idea how big it is. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:02 am
10. Jessica, 17, lesbian is hitting on her at school, what to do? - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:02 am
11. Cary, 22, had sex with girlfriend in bathtub, she got a yeast infection, now it burns after sex - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:03 am
12. Tammy, 21, has been masturbating since preschool, is this normal? No. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:03 am
13. Casey, stripper, dated guy, stopped stripping because the guy was jealous, she's pregnant now, customers kept calling, boyfriend became abusive... annoying trainwreck of a call. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:04 am
14. Rob, 20, into a 16 year old girl - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:04 am
15. Bob, question about health risks of steroids - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:04 am
16. Christina, 18, what is the best lube? - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:05 am
17. Ryan, question for Jake - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:05 am
18. Jeff, 20, boyfriend of the girl who called Monday (Titus show). Wonders if his penis can harm her. Kind of funny call, idiot caller though. So many people basically call to ask a non-question that lets them claim they have a big dick... or get their gf's to do it. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:08 am
19. Jamie, 16, lesbian, wants to get payback by telling her grandparents. Adam's advice is really good here... perhaps because they get this call once a week. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:08 am
Final thoughts: B+. Jake is a rather good guest, there are some funny callers here. For the stunt of Adam getting Botox injections on the air, curiously little was made of it. - posted to Jake Busey on August 28, 2009 a 8:10 am
1. Monica, 19, has orgasms for no reason - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 29, 2009 a 9:58 am
2. Peace, hippie parents, now she's pregnant from a threesome at age 17. - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 29, 2009 a 9:58 am
oops wrong show, ignore last 2 - posted to J. McGinley & J. Mangold on August 29, 2009 a 9:59 am
1. Monica, 19, has orgasms for no reason - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 9:59 am
2. Peace, hippie parents, now she's pregnant from a threesome at age 17. - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 9:59 am
3. Danielle, 16, should she date her 21 year old best friend? - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:00 am
4. Chris, falling out of love with his girlfriend - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:00 am
5. Jen, is doing a persuasive speech on the benefits of masturbation, needs the hosts help. Adam smells junior college but it turns out to be a crappy 4-year one - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:01 am
6. Robin, 18, wakes up from sleep unable to breathe - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:01 am
7. Alex, gets sick after nailing his girlfriend. Hosts think it's a prank call. - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:01 am
8. Laura, 18, needs ceramics help from Adam - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:02 am
9. Megan, 15, Dad gets drunk to the point of being psychotic, jumps off house, what to do? - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:02 am
10. Sabrina, will yeast infection cream erode polyurethane condoms? - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:03 am
11. Rachelle, 15, can't sleep after her friend was murdered - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:03 am
12. Megan, 16, had a baby (and actually gave it up for adoption), bleeds every week now - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:03 am
13. Allison, 24, has a solution to Adam's rant about toenail clippings going everywhere; asks if she can get breast implants as she's allergic to plastic. Drew doesn't think you can be allergic to plastic. - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:04 am
14. Cory, 18, daily heroin shooter, started shooting between his toes, asks what are the risks - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:04 am
15. Steve, asks how playboy got Laurie to pose. Gee, it couldn't possibly have been $$$... - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:05 am
16. Stephanie, 21, how to regain sex drive. - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:05 am
Final thoughts: C-. Laurie is a boring guest, calls are boring... Adam is generally funny though, embarassing Laurie with questions most interviewers don't ask, and his making fun of her bio. - posted to Laurie Fetter on August 29, 2009 a 10:06 am
1. Sarah, 27, complains about Adam's comments on the treatment of sled dogs and about fat Alaskans. - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:48 pm
2. Beemer, asks about the Donna's alter-egos - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:48 pm
3. Adriana, 20, ex-boyfriend wants nothing to do with their son. How can she make him care? - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:49 pm
4. Kristin, does birth control increase a woman's risk of cancer? - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:49 pm
5. David, 17, calls to tell Adam about an ugly gym outfit he saw - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:50 pm
6. Dayown, 22, molested by multiple family members, has fictitious seizures, anxiety issues, how can she find friends? - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:50 pm
7. Lee, since she had her second child she has no bladder control. Wet herself at a Foo Fighters concert. - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:51 pm
8. Layla, stripper, calls to report they play the Donna's at her club - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:51 pm
9. Kevin, 13, how long have the Donna's been together? - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:51 pm
10. Ryan, 16, Condom broke while having sex with his GF, she threw up after taking Morning After Pill - will it still work? - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:52 pm
11. Jack, 14, claims to jerk off 14 times a day, hosts think he's bogus. - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:53 pm
12. Kyle, girlfriend is pregnant, wants to know the consequences of an abortion - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:53 pm
13. Lisa, asks how to make an all-girl band successful. She's in one right now called "My Doll". - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:53 pm
14. Sean, 20, wants to orgasm less quickly with his GF - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:54 pm
15. David, 34, how do Donna's feel about people taping their shows? - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:54 pm
16. Jenny, 30, can you get warns anally? Yes. - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:54 pm
17. Cassandra, 18, sex with boyfriend hurts. Prompts Adam to get the Donna's to pretend to be impressed by his penis size, which they don't really go along with. - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:55 pm
18. Tyler, 14, claims he has the best body and biggest schlong of anyone in 8th grade, wondering why he doesn't have a GF. This is a pretty funny caller, Tyler turns out to sound pretty silly and self-absorbed. - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 12:55 pm
19. Steve, 21, 2 months ago, he met his perfect girl (was exactly like him), wants to know how not to lose her. Seems very similar to "Tom" on the 4/24 show - who ended up admitting to basically just being a stalker. - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 2:02 pm
Stinger: Adam: Is Roberto there? [Spanish woman voice] Huuuuuuuh? (I think this is where the Huuuuuh? drop came from) - posted to The Donnas on August 31, 2009 a 2:02 pm
1. Robert, 19, could he have gotten herpes from sharing a beer bong with a slut? - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:25 pm
2. Peace, 16, repeat caller from the 4/27 show, asks if she should tell the guys she had a threesome with that she's pregnant now. Seems like a prank caller to me. Miriam? Yes, according to http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/people/any/messages/24383.html - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:28 pm
3. Mike, does jerking off make you recover from illness more slowly? - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:29 pm
4. Cleo, 23, dreams of her father raping her - she lives at home, has borderline, etc. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:30 pm
5. Nick, 21, has acne on his back - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:30 pm
6. Abby (guy), is it healthy to jerk off for 45 minutes but not let himself orgasm? - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:30 pm
7. Ted, 17, calls to thank Adam and Drew for good advice when he called 6 months ago about his dead beating him. Has since enlisted in the army, wondering if his pot use from a while back will show up on a drug test. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:32 pm
8. Maria, 19, gets too wet during sex. Doesn't track well. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:32 pm
9. Kenneth, 28, adopted by his aunt, reunited with his mom at age 18, had sex with her, now mom is dead from heroin use. He feels guilty. I am not sure if I believe this guy. For one thing he keeps saying "Listen, listen!" when the hosts start getting sidetracked, and it seems somewhat dubious that a guy, 10 years after the fact, is so wracked with guilt that he needs radio hosts to absolve him of his sins. At least that a guy who sounds relatively sane would be like that. On the other hand, some of the details in his story are pretty bizarre and hard to make up. An interesting call all the same. And what is it with callers named Kenneth? The last Kenneth was the guy who cut the head off a corpse. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:35 pm
10. Annie, 19, faints, breaks out in hives when she's around hot guys. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:35 pm
11. Erin, 28, how to get of methadone. She's a paraplegic from getting carjacked. Drew suspects she's addicted to pain pills and getting off methadone would be pointless, she needs to get totally sober or just not bother quitting methadone. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:36 pm
12. Dwayne, has a strange growth under his nipple - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:37 pm
13. Lindsay, right hand clutches during orgasm. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:37 pm
14. Leigh, 17, is into a 40-year-old man. Shockingly, he's her boss at a restaurant... which is seemingly always the case with Loveline callers attracted to older guys. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:38 pm
15. Jim, did lots of acid, has severe paranoia now. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:38 pm
16. Ashley, 19, took mushrooms at Disneyland, is still freaked out 4 days later. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:39 pm
17. Jessica, 19, what are the lumps on her boyfriend's penis? - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:39 pm
18. Quin, 20, will having sex reduce his 1.5 mile run performance? - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:39 pm
Final thoughts: C+. The guests are indeed better than you'd expect. They aren't particularly funny or interesting but they are empathetic and reveal their personalities a bit, unlike recent guests like Laurie Fetter. There are some memorable callers but some annoying and boring ones too. - posted to Guys from The Real Cancun on September 2, 2009 a 2:41 pm
1. Jake, 21, is into fat chicks, wants his current GF to bulk up. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:19 pm
2. Lindsay, 20, asks about the dangers of LSD and Ecstacy - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:19 pm
3. Josh, 22, how to get GF to do positions other than missionary - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:19 pm
4. Christina, 15, her parents hate her boyfriend - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:20 pm
5. Angela, 16, are the bumps on her BF's penis a STD? Adam roleplays with her, miserable failure. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:20 pm
6. Alan, 19, is into hermaphrodites and anime porn. His first sexual experience at age 13 involved the girl tieing him to her bed and peeing on him, then calling in her roommates to laugh at him. Bizarre call of the night... - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:21 pm
7. Kim, 23, first of many callers with advice on how to get Adam's farts up to full strength, after his earlier complaint. She suggests diabetic candy. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:22 pm
8. Robert, suggests hummus for Adam's fart problem - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:23 pm
9. Katy, 15, giving a speech on whether schools should provide condoms, asks for help - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:23 pm
10. Justine, 20, claims her friend's dad asked her to buy a banana, a suppository and preparation H for him at the store. Call is less amusing than the description makes it sound... she's a tard. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:24 pm
11. Johanna, 19, boyfriend wants anal, it hurts her. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:24 pm
12. Joe, asks why his wife queefed during sex. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:24 pm
13. Alex, 17, 6'8", has severe knee issues, had vicodin withdrawal, wonders if he's at risk of addiction. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:25 pm
14. Andy, jerkoff caller... some girl kneed his balls, now they don't "hang right"... advises Adam that TGI FRiday's potato skins give good gas. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:26 pm
15. Anthony, his GF's mom thinks they had sex, but they didn't. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:26 pm
16. Ryan, advises that a grapefruit gives you gas, Adam mocks the suggestion; goes on to say he found an unidentified substance in his GF's vagina, accused her of screwing other guys. Sounds like a world class asshole. - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:27 pm
17. Danielle, leg twitches during sex... is this a problem? - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:27 pm
18. Jason, 27, how can he get his wife to ejaculate during orgasm? - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:28 pm
19. Sarah, 19, never had period, having unprotected sex now, can she get knocked up? - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:28 pm
20. Rebecca, 19, her jerk ex-boyfriend is into her, should she take him back? - posted to no guest on September 10, 2009 a 11:28 pm
1. Gina, 20, can't orgasm during intercourse. Can't orgasm call #7 since I started keeping track, but the first since the 4/14 show - a Loveline record? - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:34 pm
2. Sean, 17, what is leaking from his dick prior to orgasm? - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:34 pm
3. Blair, 18, her pee is cloudy and it burns when she pees - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:34 pm
4. Sam, 27, wants sex much more than his GF does. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:35 pm
5. Paul, 19, believes in waiting till marriage for sex, so he orgasms at her vaginal entrance. Drew thinks he might have knocked her up. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:35 pm
6. Ben, 29, asks for Adam's take on Cheesecake. prompts a pie rant. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:36 pm
7. Amanda, 16, can she undo her gauged ears? - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:36 pm
7. Amanda, 16, can she undo her gauged ears? - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:36 pm
8. Lanelle, 15, did she give herpes to her BF? 9. John, 20, what are the spiral things in his urine? 10. Beth, 22, is she a trauma survivor? Won't turn down the TV in the background because it's on "for privacy". Adam concludes she must be a trauma survivor because she's such a pain in the ass. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:37 pm
11. Kenneth, the famous corpse-head remover calls back. His whole family is in prison, his concern though is about whether he can catch a yeast infection from a girl. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:38 pm
12. Cody, gf wants to stick her finger in his butt - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:38 pm
13. Adam, 14, can't stop chewing tobacco - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:38 pm
14. Kathryn, 23, boyfriend disappears for days at a time. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:38 pm
15. Andrew, his gf won't give BJs even though she wants oral performed on her - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:39 pm
16. Jamie, 27, pretty funny caller. He's a guy whose voice never deepened, and is concerned with whether he could get an STD from a lap dance. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:39 pm
17. Jen, 18, had a threesome with her 34-year-old tattoo artist BF and some friend of hers, now the girl thinks Jen is a lesbian - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:40 pm
18. Nicole, does semen have calories? - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:40 pm
19. Antonio, 18, foreskin hurts during sex - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:41 pm
20. Jen, 23, has 4 kids, wants 1-2 more, prompting rage from Adam. Her question is about whether she can breastfeed if she has a breast reduction. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:41 pm
Final thoughts: D+. Nothing particularly memorable... Kenneth is getting a bit old yet he's pretty much the highlight of the show. Beth the very stereotypical angry chick caller and Jamie the high-voiced male are amusing. I actually knew a guy with Jamie's sort of vocal problem... he became hyper-masculine and joined the marines. Cool guy but his voice kind of fucked up his life. - posted to no guest on September 12, 2009 a 12:43 pm
1. James, 23, is his penis piercing infected? 2. Chris, feels nothing during intercourse. He's convinced its because his gf slept with lots of guys before him. Adam makes fun of him for being an idiot. - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:03 am
3. Kathryn, 21, raped by her half-brother 2 months ago, hasn't told anyone... - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:04 am
4. Diane, 32, why does Adam hate Scientology? - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:04 am
5. Desiree, 19, can't orgasm call #8 since the 4/14 show - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:05 am
6. Molly, 25, will her husband playing with her nipples give her cancer? A truly dumb caller who oddly enough is abused by Drew more than Adam - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:06 am
7. Derek, 16, friends spat in his saltine crackers and he ate them. Asks Adam for advice on revenge. - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:07 am
8. Chris, 19, how to quit pot? Chris sounds very American but claims his parents are both Iraqi. Bizarrely enough within a few minutes Adam is claiming he can tell someone's ethnicity by their name... forgetting this call in record time. - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:08 am
9. Brenda, 28, is it normal to fantasize about other women? - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:08 am
10. Omar, 26, is he too old to be circumcised? - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:09 am
11. Amber, 23, always has crappy relationships - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:09 am
12. Kyle, 17, how long does X stay in the system? I think they might have forgotten to answer, since Kyle said he was joining the marines and Adam went on a rant about how it was a good time to join the armed forces, so you could claim you'd kicked ass in Iraq without having to go. These rants sound so funny 6 years later... - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:10 am
13. Scott, 29, what fluid is coming out of his gf when she orgasms? - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:11 am
14. Cathy, 19, condom broke while she was transitioning between birth control pills, what should she do? - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:11 am
15. Victoria, 18, will she ever get over her ex-boyfriend's big penis? Sounds like a prank call to me. - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:12 am
16. Sarah, 16, could she have gotten an STD from grinding her vag against another girl's? Vaguely amusing story of drunken lesbian sex - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:12 am
17. Erica, 16, likes huffing stuff to get high, what are the dangers of huffing break cleaner? Sounds surprisingly coherent for a huffer. - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:16 am
18. Jinny, 16, hosts hear her telling her friends to record the call... it's pretty obviously bogus. - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:16 am
Final thoughts: C. Nothing special. - posted to no guest on September 19, 2009 a 11:17 am
1. Suzie, 25, her BF hits her cervix during sex. - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 9:47 am
2. April, 19, do boob enlargement pills work? - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 9:47 am
3. Eric, 19, wants to know if his penis was "circus-sized" properly. Yes, he says "circus-sized". - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 9:48 am
4. Kimmy, 19, her boyfriend makes her pretend to be Kelly Osborne during sex. Hilarious premise that screams prank call, but it seems legit. She has a kid in the background and a believably dumb loveline backstory about being drummed out of the Air Force for flicking someone off... just doesn't give off the typical prank call vibes. Pretty funny call but you get the feeling Adam held back on some of the humor potential here because Kelly's a friend of the show. - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 9:49 am
5. Bonny, 22, her 18-month old son is uncircumcised, will he be teased in high school for it? - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:16 pm
6. Tom, 22, calls to say small boobs are great, in response to April's call - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:16 pm
7. Nicole, 22, has dreams about sex, thinks it's freakish - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:17 pm
8. Tanya, 27, also says small boobs are okay. - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:17 pm
9. Jessica, 13, also likes small boobs. She's 13, 5'9", 120 lbs and 32D. - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:17 pm
10. Ryan, 25, her BF is bad at giving oral sex - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:17 pm
11. Ray, went to HS with Aisha, wants to come shadow Drew at work - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:18 pm
12. Rachel, 28, has three kids, thinks her husband is abusive... but all she can come up with as evidence of his abuse is that he sometimes wakes her up, wanting sex. Nevertheless she only gives him sex once a month if that. - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:27 pm
13. Samantha, 22, how did she get chlamydia if her husband is monogamous? - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:28 pm
14. Jamie, 17, obese teenager who... wants a breast reduction. headpalm. - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:28 pm
15. Kate, 20, it burns when her bf comes inside her - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:29 pm
16. Matt, 17, how to deal with GF who started heroin at age 12 - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:29 pm
17. Jason, 19, GF is pushing hard for marriage. Adam has him roleplay with Aisha. - posted to Aisha Tyler on September 25, 2009 a 10:30 pm
1. Andrew, 19, intimidated by women, is masturbating twice a day too much? Admits to being in junior college. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:03 pm
2. Amanda, 15, her girlfriend's vagina smells. Admits one of the main appeals of lesbianism is that guys think it's hot. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:03 pm
3. Ashley, 15, 5'2", 130 pounds, double D breasts. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:05 pm
4. Rebeca, 17, did speed give her acne? - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:05 pm
5. Jenni, licked a sheep's eyeball in science class - will she die? - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:05 pm
6. Joe, 18, had no appetite, had to have a feeding tube. Very vague story. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:06 pm
7. Kendal, 15, raped at a party a month ago, didn't bother reporting it, now she's pregnant. Also, her mom just found her crack stash in her room. Yes it's the trainwreck call of the night. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:07 pm
8. Roger, 21, blood in stool, yadda yadda yadda. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:07 pm
9. Hannah, 17, boyfriend masturbates constantly but only has sex with her once a month. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:07 pm
10. Calvin, 17, girlfriend is pregnant, his main concern is that she can't give good oral sex in her current state. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:08 pm
11. Jenna, 26, another grossly obese woman whose solution is to get a breast reduction. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:10 pm
12. Kay, 18, ran off to Europe for 5 months when she was 17, her parents apparently weren't concerned. She had a lot of sex there, she wonders if she might have STDs American doctors don't look for. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:11 pm
13. Gerrard, French Canadian. I couldn't tell if he has a question, mostly he talked to Drew in french and joked about his operation. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:11 pm
14. Kevin, 18, gf is on the pill, does he still need to use a condom? - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:12 pm
15. Gina, 28, can't orgasm call #9 since the 4/14 show. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:12 pm
16. Lisa, 35, husband is in prison, put his sperm in a rubber glove, she got pregnant off it. Already has two kids. Classic nutty caller... refuses to say what her husband is in prison for and insists he's innocent and not a felon. Despite being in prison. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:13 pm
17. George, is he over chlamydia? Yes, apparently. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:14 pm
18. Audrey, 27, husband is annoyed by how wet she gets during sex. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:14 pm
Final thoughts: B. Decent no-guest show, somewhat laid back since both hosts are tired for various reasons. The Lisa call is pretty funny... Adam Vs. Stupid Aggressive Nutty Woman. - posted to no guest on September 27, 2009 a 12:16 pm
Yeah, the Tiffany call is actually Miriam, a serial caller who always had some bizarre traumatic story. See: http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/people/any/messages/24383.html - posted to Dr. Bruce Haley from Mr. Personality on September 30, 2009 a 8:55 am
1. Courtney, 25, is she pregnant? No, Drew thinks it's a urinary infection. I swear, callers who aren't sure if they're preggo are some of the dumbest Loveline gets. Usually it's a fat chick wishfully blaming all her various body malfunctions on pregnancy. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:14 pm
1. Courtney, 25, is she pregnant? No, Drew thinks it's a urinary infection. I swear, callers who aren't sure if they're preggo are some of the dumbest Loveline gets. Usually it's a fat chick wishfully blaming all her various body malfunctions on pregnancy. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:15 pm
1. Courtney, 25, is she pregnant? No, Drew thinks it's a urinary infection. I swear, callers who aren't sure if they're preggo are some of the dumbest Loveline gets. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:15 pm
1. Courtney, 25, is she pregnant? No, Drew thinks it's a urinary infection. I swear, callers who aren't sure if they're preggo are some of the dumbest Loveline gets. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:15 pm
1. Courtney, 25, is she pregnant? No, Drew thinks it's a urinary infection. I swear, callers who aren't sure if they're preggo are some of the dumbest Loveline gets. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:16 pm
1. Courtney, 25, is she pregnant? No, Drew thinks it's a urinary infection. I swear, callers who aren't sure if they're preggo are some of the dumbest Loveline gets. Usually it's a fat chick wishfully blaming all her various body malfunctions on pregnancy. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:16 pm
1. Courtney, 25, is she pregnant? No, Drew thinks it's a urinary infection. I swear, callers who aren't sure if they're preggo are some of the dumbest Loveline gets. Usually it's a fat chick wishfully blaming all her various body malfunctions on pregnancy. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:22 pm
2. Cory, 20, has problems "penis-wise". - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:23 pm
3. Erica, 20, can't orgasm call #10 - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:24 pm
4. Steven, 18, GF panics before intercourse - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:24 pm
5. Michelle, 27, also had hernia surgery - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:24 pm
6. Kevin, 23, Girlfriend has "big beef curtains" - does this mean she's a slut? - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:25 pm
7. Christian, 15, asks when Third Eye Blind is making another music video. apparently never. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 3:25 pm
8. Jenifer, 20, 3 months pregnant, guy is an asshole and impotent... ignores advice about adoption - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 4:55 pm
9. Emma, 15, the 8-year-old girl she babysits for masturbates, was apparently abused by her grandmother. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 4:56 pm
10. Shine, 22, has vaginismis. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 4:56 pm
11. james, 26, his GF has a very small vagina. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 4:57 pm
12. Sterling, ass bleeds every so often - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 4:57 pm
13. Harold, 25, things GF is cheating with his best friend... very vague clues - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 4:59 pm
14. Sarah, 15, can't orgasm call #11. they gamble on her past. - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 4:59 pm
16. Mike, 20, GF likes her boobs squeezed during sex - is this a problem? - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 4:59 pm
17. Kurt, can a girl have an anal orgasm? - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 5:01 pm
18. David, 25, should he tell his new GF that prior to her he lived with a man for 8 years? - posted to Stephan Jenkins on October 3, 2009 a 5:01 pm
1. Patrick, if you masturbate 10 times a day, will you be out of sperm, thus not needing to use contraceptive with a woman? Uh no. - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:02 pm
2. Jennifer, 20, boyfriend is too touchy feelie. She's an ice queen and has a kid already. - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:02 pm
3. Van, 21, gets a "mondo hardon" whenever he dances with women at clubs - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:02 pm
4. Glen, 18, how did Linkin Park like doing a song for the Matrix soundtrack? - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:03 pm
5. Sean, 20, calls to say he loves Linkin Park - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:03 pm
6. Nina, 17, how long does it take for Chlamydia drugs to kick in? - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:04 pm
7. Anna, 24, boyfriend just told her he has an ex-wife, keeps talking to her, even during dinner. - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:04 pm
8. Emma, 15 years old, did severe anorexia make her sterile? - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:05 pm
9. Ken, 18, asks band about how they like anime mashup videos that fans make - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:05 pm
10. James, 23, what is HPV? - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:05 pm
11. Sarah, 22, 1st kid was premature, was this caused by untreated gonorrhea? Has a second kid now and a third on the way. Her husband is the janitor at a home for abused teenage girls. Almost a trainwreck call but not quite there. - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:06 pm
12. Question for band - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:07 pm
13. Esteban, can you get STDs from oral sex? - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:07 pm
14. Lindsay, 27, was offended by seeing jello wrestling at a bar. Is this event really legal? - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:07 pm
15. David, 15, has a crush on the pastor's daughter - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:08 pm
16. Michelle, 26, Calls to tell everyone to work at some studio where Linkin Park once recorded. Yawwwn. - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:08 pm
17. Brandon, 17, asks band about their music videos - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:08 pm
18. Chris (woman), 23, in love with her grossly obese coworker but can't bring herself to have sex with him because he's a lardass. - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:09 pm
Final thoughts: B. I never liked Linkin Park's music but they make pretty good guests. - posted to Linkin Park on October 4, 2009 a 3:09 pm
audio cuts out at 33 minutes for me. - posted to Cold on October 4, 2009 a 3:27 pm
1. Sarah, 13, her boyfriend is 22, is this legal? - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:37 am
2. Jessica, 29, can't orgasm call #11 since the 4/14 show - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:38 am
3. Bill, 17, likes going down on GF but she doesn't want him to - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:38 am
4. Wes, 19, is it dangerous to light farts? Bonus: he's a Mormon missionary - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:38 am
5. Christy, 25, angry caller, she orgasms best through anal sex. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:39 am
5. Allen, 21, what happens if a man take's woman's birth control pills? - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:39 am
7. David, 15, will fingering his GF cause her to lose her virginity? Let's hear it for American sex ed... - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:40 am
8. Kari, 21, her friend is suicidal... she gets all bitchy toward Adam. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:40 am
9. Amy, 23, can't orgasm call #13! Fuck you, Cosmo... - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:41 am
10. Jay, what to wear to a strip club? - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:41 am
11. Chris, 20, her boyfriend's penis has 2 holes in it. Is this normal? No. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:41 am
12. Alisha, 15, can you get pregnant from pre-cum? Sex ed strikes again... - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:42 am
13. Heath, did Adam's Botox work? Apparently not. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:42 am
14. Jackie, 19, she was "halfway" diagnosed with warts. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:42 am
15. Billy, jerkoff who plays some sound effects. At this point Adam gets a hankering for Blood Sweat and Tears... I advice you stop listening here. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:43 am
16. Jeremy, is asleep, they hear him snoring - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:43 am
17. Charlene, had two threesomes, one of them with her waxer, now her boyfriend wants them constantly. Shocking! - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:43 am
18. Jose, his penis burns during sex - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:44 am
19. Susan, 39, has severe jaw condition. Drew thinks she's nuts. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:44 am
20. Dawn, reports she played Blood Sweat & Tears in marching band. Asks why she can't say no to men. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:44 am
21. Heather, pot is giving her stomach pains - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:45 am
22. Jacob, can't get hard while high on pot. Somehow a solution to this eludes him... - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:45 am
23. Eddie, 18, his brother wants to masturbate with him. Probably a prank caller. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:45 am
24. Laura, 21, gets panic attacks. Drew leaves to take care of his son before this call. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:46 am
25. Mike, suggests band "Chase", same singer from BST - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:46 am
26. Emily, 27, has never "been intimate" with anyone - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:46 am
Final thoughts: C-. The first part of the show is fine but BST is getting very annoying. They take a huge number of calls though. - posted to no guest on October 6, 2009 a 8:47 am
1. Britney, 16, can't stop cheating on her two boyfriends. Yes, she is dating two guys and still needs more guys in the picture. A good lead-off call. - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:45 pm
2. Philip, 20, it hurts when he pees. - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:45 pm
3. Katherine, 14, asks if Deftones will do a tour with Korn. - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:46 pm
4. Charlotte, 16, blacked out at a party a while back, now she's pregnant with twins. Yeah it's the trainwreck caller of the night. - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:47 pm
5. Lindsay, 18, Boyfriend goes limp during sex - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:47 pm
6. Danno, nothing to say, just likes the Deftones. Surprisingly Adam makes no Hawaii Five-O ref. - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:47 pm
7. Zach, 18, GF cries during sex - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:48 pm
8. Derek, 18, is bored with girls - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:50 pm
9. maria, 19, her Doc won't give her anxiety meds because she smokes pot - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:50 pm
10. Nicole, 17, how has being popular influenced the Deftones style? - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:50 pm
11. Sherry, 17, her vagina is too tight - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:50 pm
12. Mike, 20, loves erection when he tries to put on a condom - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:51 pm
13. Ashley, 16, Boyfriend insists on listening to Korn during sex. - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:51 pm
14. London, 19, sex has hurt for the last month. - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:51 pm
15. Michelle, 17, her labia is swollen - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:51 pm
16. Matt, 27, is there a health risk to getting his ballsack tattooed? Amusing discussion about what to get tattooed on such a place. - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:53 pm
17. Felecia, strips to Deftones music - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:53 pm
Final thoughts: C-. Deftones are slow to warm up to the show (perhaps the booze helped). - posted to The Deftones on October 8, 2009 a 5:53 pm
1. "Sofia", 15, had foursome with 19 year-old BF and other guys, now her BF wants anal sex; she's been molested by her 70+ year old grandfather continually. Pretty sure this is Miriam, a serial fake caller. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:17 am
2. Tammy, 23, can't orgasm call #14 since the 4/14 show - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:18 am
3. James, 28, asks about a Prince Albert piercing, which is a reasonable priority for a father of 4, right? - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:18 am
4. Mandy, 21, had two abortions, is she infertile now? - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:19 am
5. Chris, 29, not physically attracted to his girlfriend. Very boring call. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:19 am
6. Karen, 17, what does smoking pot do to a pregnancy? Not interested in adoption of course. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:19 am
7. Angie, 15, had a kid at 12 after being raped in 4th grade by her brother (who never suffered any consequences and now is a fulltime video gamer). Had a miscarriage at age 14. Now she's with some guy who wants to knock her up because he wants to be a daddy. On any other night this might have seemed like a Miriam call, but she already called... plus Angie is not on the verge of tears. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:21 am
8. Brendan, 15, wants to be Adam. As usual, has no comedic ability whatsoever, but he does fart on command. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:21 am
9. Liam, sleeping caller. They return to him several times. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:22 am
10. Stephanie, has blood clots in her vagina ever since she had a miscarriage. Gross medical call of the night - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:23 am
11. Rob, can't break his girlfriend's hymen. Actually Drew thinks she has vaginismis. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:23 am
12. Rilie, 14, what is the average size of a male penis? - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:24 am
13. Kelly, 15, has 6" growth on her uterus. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:24 am
14. Andrew, was Spider originally MC Spider? Yes, apparently. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:24 am
15. Lydia, going to Italy, wants to know if she can go on a Vicoden-fueled drinking binge. Why bother with the expense of a transatlantic flight for that? - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:25 am
Final thoughts: B. Spider is a weak guest, but there are some great calls here. - posted to Spider from Powerman 5000 on October 10, 2009 a 10:26 am
1. Rod, 21, disgusted by the smell of sex. This is the guy who Adam predicts used to work with a forklift... but Rob doesn't seem the least bit impressed that Adam could guess that. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:13 pm
2. Bobby, 19, her D-cup boobs are too saggy - what to do? - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:13 pm
3. Megan, 20, her mom is having an affair. Megan sounds pretty disturbed and has a strange way of thinking about everything. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:13 pm
4. Jake, 18, has to pee after he masturbates. Literally a jerkoff caller. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:14 pm
5. Garrett, 23, the rare guy who can't orgasm call. Garrett thinks of himself as something of Don Juan and is under the impression women enjoy him attempting to orgasm for 5 hours straight. Adam imagines in elaborate detail Garrett's suave bachelor ways... to which Garrett responds "Huh?" - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:15 pm
6. Emma, 14, how to tell her parents she's 5-months pregnant. The father is a 35-year-old family friend her family leaves her with while they're on business trips, who doesn't like having sex with protection. I'm pretty sure this is Miriam, a serial fake caller. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:17 pm
7. Alicia, 29, husband likes to degrade and slap her around during sex. Adam makes a good point that rather than seeing people like this as good guys with a bad habit or two, we should see them as bad guys who pretend they're good guys most of the time. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:18 pm
8. Pebbles, 22 (later admits she's 30), epic drunk caller (who of course insists she isn't drunk). So many drunkard stereotypes come out in this call. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:19 pm
9. Brandon, 16, had sex with a girl two days after she had an abortion - could he still have knocked her up? - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:20 pm
10. Dave, 23, how to reduce the physical effects of cocaine. Such a classic addict in denial. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:21 pm
11. Crystal, 20, is depressed after an abortion. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:21 pm
12. Joe, 18, asks Drew why he has a fetish for wearing diapers and crossdressing. Very butch voice so it's a funny call. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:21 pm
13. William, 19, wants to dump his girlfriend because she's moving 19 miles away to college. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:22 pm
14. Brandon, 15, do piercings increase your risk of getting a STD? - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:22 pm
15. Brian, 18, dumb caller whose girlfriend claims she's colorblind and saw the color green for the first time while having sex and it made her cry. Drew doesn't buy it. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:23 pm
16. Cricket, good idea to inject collagen into the G-spot? Uh no. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:24 pm
17. Lia, 18, always finds faults with good guys she dates. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:24 pm
Final thoughts: A-. Rosa is quiet on most of the calls but occasionally chimes in. The calls are actually pretty great, a good mix of funny, amusingly stupid and bizarre. - posted to Rosa Blasi on October 10, 2009 a 8:25 pm
1. Kathy, 19, all her relationships with men suck. The start of a theme... - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:11 am
2. Misty, 17, had a threesome, now the girl is all into her and she dumped her boyfriend. It's funny how Drew is always right about threesomes. - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:11 am
3. Mike, 17, should he reestablish contact with his dirtbag estranged father? Nope. Good advice and Mike actually listens. - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:12 am
4. Rick, 19, can't orgasm from oral sex - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:12 am
5. Kitty, 25, vicodin addict, has no sex drive - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:12 am
6. Kathy, how to get her reluctant friend not to freeze up during threesomes? It's eventually revealed her boyfriend is in jail for... a parole violation! - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:13 am
7. Megan, 18, wants to cheat on her boyfriend. The second of an annoying string of 18-ish girls who can't have relationships - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:14 am
8. Daniel, 23, asks for advice on how much to tip. Starts Adam off ranting about tipping and jobs where people don't really get paid and rely on tips. - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:14 am
9. Dominique, 21, is depressed - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:15 am
10. Kristen, 22, has never had a serious relationship. It's starting to get annoying by now... - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:15 am
11. Lisa, 18, is into unavailable guys. Fourth call on this theme so far. - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:15 am
12. Alissa, 24, asks why cum stings when it gets in your eye. I think Alissa must be an engineer for NASA or something. - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:16 am
13. Krista, 21, can't commit to a sexual relationship with a good guy she's dating. She's not as annoying as the 4 other girls with this exact problem so far tonight, and her story is classic Loveline fucked up... she was beaten by her mom, molested by her therapist at age 7, and date raped a few times. - posted to no guest on October 12, 2009 a 8:17 am
14. Ricky, 1200 weeks old, got on meth to last longer in bed, but the effect is starting to wear off. Funny call. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 7:59 am
15. Matt, waiter, makes various weak arguments and Adam attacks him - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 7:59 am
16. TJ, UC-Berkeley science student thinks he knows why cum stings the eye. Drew doesn't buy it. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 8:00 am
17. Jan, no one will date her because she has herpes. Adam detects that she's actually angry and abusive and that's why no one is into her. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 8:01 am
18. Jen, 19, can pot cause insomnia? - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 8:01 am
19. Mike, 24, depressed after bad breakup, drives dangerously, goes around looking for fights... very good call to end the show with since the hosts give what seems to have been meaningful advice, despite being out of time. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 8:02 am
Final thoughts: B. The 5 girls who can't commit to relationships with good guys got a bit repetitive, but there were some great calls in other places. Several people with sincere problems, mixed in with funny idiotic callers, plus Adam's ranting about waiters, make this show worth listening to. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 8:04 am
1. Katie, 25, hooked up with a guy, can't figure out how to tell him she likes him. Self-confessed dork, has attitude issues. Sets Adam off ranting. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:44 pm
2. Dre, 29, why has he lost his sex drive? - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:44 pm
3. Ari, 16, thinks some guy she slept with is a sex addict. More likely he's just a jerk. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:45 pm
4. Mark, 29, his right nut hurts. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:45 pm
5. Margo, 19, her labia droops after sex - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:45 pm
6. Rob, wants to work for Crank Yankers, does some voices. Better than 99% of people who call to exhibit their talent on the show, but still... nothing impressive. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:46 pm
7. David, 19, his girlfriend wants to put orajel on his penis so he'll last longer during sex. Wait, what? - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:47 pm
8. Kevin, mason jar! - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:47 pm
9. Fox, 20, insults the waiter guy who called the previous night. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:48 pm
10. Melody, 21, raped at 13, not into sex now. She claims she weighed 50 pounds at age 13 which of course attracts scrutiny, she doesn't understand why they'd care. Annoying call. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:48 pm
11. Katy, 19, vagina had a minor tear during delivery of her child, will this effect her sex life? - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:49 pm
12. Matt, 27, has major health problems, blames it on having taken LSD as a youth. Eventually he admits he broke his back at work lifting stuff... but that has nothing to do with the chronic back problems he has now, right? - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:50 pm
13. Stephanie, 28, virgin. Adam amazingly gets within a pound of guessing her weight (238 pounds). She wants to know how to make sex less painful when she nails her internet boyfriend after they get married. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:51 pm
14. Armin, 19, how to tell if he's allergic to latex? - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:51 pm
15. Gloria, 16, she was "mildly molested" and now she's scared of all men. - posted to no guest on October 13, 2009 a 9:52 pm
16. Jake, 23, is "big on the anal" but finds it hard to meet women who like being sodomized. Adam tries to explain the appeal to Drew, who is mystified. - posted to no guest on October 14, 2009 a 11:54 am
17. Daphne, 29, lived with a woman for 5 years, her GF left her for a woman who had been married to a guy - asks how can a woman who was in a hetero marriage for 15 years be a lesbian? - posted to no guest on October 14, 2009 a 11:55 am
18. Joelle (guy), 22, girlfriend got upset after he tried to go from anal to oral sex on her. Ewww. - posted to no guest on October 14, 2009 a 11:55 am
19. April, took an unknown pill a few hours ago and "wigged out". - posted to no guest on October 14, 2009 a 11:56 am
20. Nicole, 19, what is the effect of Ecstasy on the brain? - posted to no guest on October 14, 2009 a 11:56 am
Final thoughts: C-. No particularly epic or hilarious calls, but nothing too annoying either. Ken is in for Anderson... Anderson is obnoxious but you do kind of miss him. - posted to no guest on October 14, 2009 a 12:02 pm
1. Brandy, 14, does depo make you infertile? - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 8:22 pm
2. Shea, 15, her parents don't trust her - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 8:23 pm
3. Brian, requests Blood Sweat and Tears (nooooo), insults Anderson, cusses. - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 8:23 pm
4. Shannon, 24, does X cause nightmares? - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:15 pm
5. Abby, 19, raped at age 11, feels like a slut now after having consensual sex once - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:15 pm
6. Travis, can precum get a woman pregnant? This seems like the second most common call after women who can't orgasm - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:18 pm
7. Stephanie, 17, smoke detector! I don't even remember her actual question. - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:18 pm
8. Samantha, 23, can't orgasm call #15 - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:19 pm
9. Richard, 27, can fake boobs pop? - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:19 pm
10. Alex, 27, queefs - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:20 pm
11. Chris, followup caller from the 5/14 (Linkin Park) show, who was into a guy except he is morbidly obese. The guy calls and talks to the host, Drew is dead-on. They give him some good advice and get him to agree to start making a serious effort to lose weight. A good call. - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:22 pm
12. Mercy, 17, can you get a bladder infection from having too much sex? - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:22 pm
13. Roger, 14, what are the symptoms of mono? - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:25 pm
14. Stacy, 23, mom is on methadone, how to get a court-order for rehab? Launches a rare Dr. Drew rant - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:25 pm
15. Sarah, 18, does she have warts? Drew doesn't think so. - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:25 pm
16. Michelle, 22, what do Drew and Adam do on a daily basis? They then give their schedules. - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:26 pm
17. Lindsay, 22, She's turned on by the idea of her husband cheating on he, is it a good idea to have a threesome? Eventually the hosts reveal she's a speed addict and has two kids. - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:27 pm
18. Dawn, 23, can a guy give a girl a yeast infection? - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:27 pm
19. Eric, 29, wife's boobs taste odd. - posted to no guest on October 16, 2009 a 9:27 pm
1. Bernadette, concerned that her mom dresses slutty. This is actually Miriam, a serial fake caller... this call is much milder than her usual stuff. http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/people/any/messages/24383.html - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:07 am
2. Theresa, 15, feels like she's orgasming whenever she's in heavy sunlight. Wtf? - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:09 am
3. Amber, 22, blind, calls to report she almost made something out of wood. Mmkay. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:10 am
4. Katy, it hurts when her husband hits her cervix. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:10 am
5. Jason, 18, getting stretch marks from muscle growth after starting weightlifting - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:10 am
6. Ally, 15, Her bf put his penis near her vag, could she be pregnant? Sex ed strikes again. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:11 am
7. Nicole, 18, her girlfriend's vagina has smelled for the past 3 years. David roleplays with her. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:12 am
8. Julie, 20, what happens when you take meth and coke at the same time? According to Drew it might actually lessen the damage! - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:15 am
9. Francis, 17, asks for the Drew shuffle. Instead Anderson plays the mix he made with Adam drops. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:16 am
10. Kristen, 20, question about genital warts. Conveniently this comes while they are eating pie. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:17 am
11. Kessa, why does she get so many Urinary Tract Infections? - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:17 am
12. Confusing call, someone basically says Drew is funny, prompting mockery from Adam and David for the rest of the show - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:18 am
13. Fabiola, her dad had his thyroid removed, now his personality has drastically changed. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:19 am
14. Alice, 18, intercourse hurts after oral sex. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:19 am
15. Janet, has endometriosis, her boyfriend is too big. Very bizarre call, even by Loveline standards. She met the guy at a bar a week ago for a one night stand, he stuck around, he won't let her see his penis, and makes her play with his butt. David theorizes the BF is either a woman or a small-penis guy with a strapon. Janet apparently discussed this situation with her brother of all people. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:22 am
16. Becky, 15, calls to report North Hollywood High still sucks, despite being listed in some magazine as a top school. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:23 am
17. Sarah, 23, can't orgasm call #16 since the 4/14 show - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:24 am
18. Brianna, 19, on birth control, wants to take morning after pill to be extra safe. Uh, no. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:24 am
19. Kat, 29, her friend wants to have an abortion by using Pennyroyal Tea. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:25 am
20. Mike, 24, wants DAG to cheer. He does. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:25 am
21. Nick, 14, Drew thinks he's bogus from his tone, hangs up on him. - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:26 am
22. Jen, 17, raped by an uncle, molested before that, now she is only into unavailable guys. It's the textbook loveline caller! - posted to David Alan Grier on October 18, 2009 a 9:26 am
1. Sue, 20, orgasms too easily, has too high of a sex drive. Drew thinks she's bipolar. Another classic moment where a caller mentions something bizarre (she lost her virginity to a guy because it was the only way he could help her get over anorexia) then gets confused and angry when the hosts want more information. - posted to no guest on October 18, 2009 a 1:10 pm
2. Jessie, 21, her sex drive is higher than her boyfriend's. Okay is this a theme night? - posted to no guest on October 18, 2009 a 1:11 pm
3. Nate, 25, fat girlfriend rolled over on his balls and now they don't hang correctly. Hosts somehow think it's a bogus call. - posted to no guest on October 20, 2009 a 10:25 am
4. Kenny, 17, has a rash on his balls. We've gone from manic women to guys with balls issues... - posted to no guest on October 20, 2009 a 10:26 am
5. Sophie, 17, question about bipolar meds - posted to no guest on October 20, 2009 a 10:27 am
6. Jimmy, 21, can insulin make your cum taste weird? - posted to no guest on October 20, 2009 a 10:27 am
7. Daisy, 22, has pseudo-seizures. - posted to no guest on October 20, 2009 a 10:28 am
8. Rachel, 23, roommate has ants in her pants. Literally. This ends up being a pretty dumb caller. - posted to no guest on October 20, 2009 a 10:29 am
9. Ben, 27, comes off as a world-class douche, asking Loveline to send him a recording of his call because it's going to be really great. In the end it's highly lame, his wife wants to massage his prostate. - posted to no guest on October 20, 2009 a 10:30 am
10. Carla, 19, chances of transmitting HPV? They correctly guess she was molested based on her voice. - posted to no guest on October 21, 2009 a 10:36 am
11. Chris, 22, condom broke, he hadn't orgasmed yet, chances he got the girl pregnant? - posted to no guest on October 21, 2009 a 10:36 am
12. Scott, likes to receive anal... or does he? Dumb caller. - posted to no guest on October 21, 2009 a 10:36 am
13. Blair, 36, doesn't like sex, nevertheless apparently has a lot of it, and got a labia piercing. Now she wants a clit hood piercing but her hood is apparently freakishly large. One of the better calls of the night... which says a lot about the night... - posted to no guest on October 21, 2009 a 10:37 am
14. Lia, 22, addict, has a kid with cerebral palsy, another kid, financially dependent on her mother, thinking about moving away to solve all her problems. Drew does his usual spiel but I wished he'd explained moving away was just her looking for an excuse to relapse. - posted to no guest on October 21, 2009 a 10:38 am
15. Robbie, 28, calls to tell the earlier caller she should get her clit hood pierced b/c he likes nipple piercings. Another retarded caller. - posted to no guest on October 21, 2009 a 10:39 am
Final thoughts: D+. Nothing special, just a lot of stupid callers. Adam also devotes too much of the show to his familiar rant subjects... making for a subpar show overall. - posted to no guest on October 21, 2009 a 10:40 am
During the "Scott" call, Anderson gets very anxious when they mention Engineer Ken likes Adam's sense of humor and tells them to move on. Anderson worried about his job perhaps? - posted to no guest on October 21, 2009 a 10:41 am
1. Danny, 13, GF likes it "up the butt", does he need condoms? Funny call, classic jerkoff prank caller. - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:11 pm
2. Katy, 14, brother bought a Blood Sweat & Tears album, wants Adam to give her some Anti-Wicca rant material because her friend is becoming a Wiccan. - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:12 pm
3. Maria, 15, raped, molested before that mom's friend, mom is super-religious, wants to have an abortion by jumping down the stairs. But wait, it's actually just Miriam, a serial fake caller fooling the hosts yet again. - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:14 pm
4. Molly, 25, dries up during sex - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:15 pm
5. Steve, 19, why do some girls get loud during orgasm? - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:15 pm
6. Alissa, 20, her nipple piercings hurt - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:15 pm
7. Cynthia, 20, is her boyfriend cheating on her? Her prime evidence is that she put her clothes in a basket at his house. Under severe cross-examination she clarifies that she got suspicious when he had hid her clothes by the next time she visited. - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:16 pm
8. Jake, 20, humps his bed to get orgasms, can't perform with a woman - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:18 pm
9. Stephanie, 25, having bad mood swings from Depo - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:18 pm
10. Joe, 23, supposedly had an 8" penis then got it enlarged to 11" today, for $1,000, wants to know when the pain will go away. Funny idiot caller. - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:18 pm
11. Kelsy, 15, parties, gets with a lot of guys... Adam goes off onto a tangent about how silly it is for her to act like it's a challenge for her to get with guys. - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:19 pm
12. Dennis, 20, GF pees when she orgasms. This is a problem for him. - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:19 pm
13. Paris, 15, boyfriend is obsessed with Kurt Cobain, started shooting heroin because Kurt did, calls her "Courtney" sometimes, wants to kill himself. Bizarre, funny call. - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:20 pm
14. Brandon, 24, can you get pregnant from anal? 24 is a bit old to be prank calling loveline... - posted to no guest on October 22, 2009 a 10:20 pm
15. Mo, 14, landed his motorcycle on his nads, nothing happens when he jerks off now, should he see a doctor? Uh, yeah. I think Drew refers back to this call in future episodes but embellishes it. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 4:07 pm
16. Chris, 19, Girlfriend used to give him road head and have sex with him with her parents in the same room (wtf?) but now she has no sex drive. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 4:07 pm
Final thoughts: B+. Pretty solid no guest show. Adam doesn't rant on the usual subjects, and some of the callers are very amusing. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 4:08 pm
1. Sofia, 15, followup from the 5/19 show, claims she's been molested by her grandpa and her boyfriend wants anal sex now. This is of course Miriam, a serial fake caller. In this call she sounds like she's having a mental breakdown. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:23 pm
2. Vicky, 15, did she feel a guy's dick or not? - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:23 pm
3. John, 28, is his girlfriend cheating? Another guy who found a white substance in his GF's underwear then started accusing her. Why do women date these douchebags? - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:24 pm
4. Rachel, 20, anti-depressants have killed her sex drive. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:24 pm
5. Ed, 36, "classy" dancer, claims child abuse is a part of her Puerto Rican culture, offended that Drew links childhood abuse with piercing obsession as an adult. As a counterpoint, she points out she's obsessed with piercings and had a childhood fraught with abuse. Uh... yeah, classic Loveline debate failure. Pretty funny call, then they go on to an insightful, but politically incorrect, debate about how cultures with a lot of child abuse tend to be filled with antisocial people and thus lag behind cultures where beating the crap out of kids isn't considered a healthy thing. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:27 pm
6. Jessica, heroin addict. Drew gives a lot of wacky information about injection site habits of junkies. Apparently if someone has a sleeve tattoo, it's to hide scars from long-term IV drug use. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:29 pm
7. Kenneth, 21, the corpse-head-remover-guy, has a girlfriend... but not really, since she is 16 and has another boyfriend. Kenneth is getting duller every call. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:30 pm
8. Chuck, 16, should he dump his 20 year old boyfriend? Hosts think it's a prank call since Chuck doesn't seem very concerned the fate of his supposed romance. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:30 pm
9. Sara, 20, has all sorts of symptoms, Drew says she's probably diabetic. She seems to ignore that, apparently she was hoping for a trendy non-disease like Chronic Fatigue Syndrome or Fibromyalgia. Instead she's got an unhip one with serious consequences. Doh! - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:34 pm
10. Jennifer, 15, is she a lesbian? She was molested by a woman, hosts hypothesize this gave her the typical little girl voice but not the usual man-loathing/easy victim stuff. Strange that they conclude she's straight, though. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:36 pm
11. John, 15, molested by her mom's boyfriend who she's about to marry, should she tell him? - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:37 pm
12. Joe, 17, guilty about having a 13-year-old girlfriend. They berate him for being a nerd and emotionally 13 anyway, and more or less bless the relationship since he's obviously lagging behind and she's about to turn 14. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:37 pm
13. Eric, likes a girl whose boyfriend died in action in Iraq. He's trying to pay her bills to get her to move in with him. Hosts give good advice. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:38 pm
14. Tiffany, 29, husband's crotch smells like Tuna - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:38 pm
15. Mario, 23, 4 months premature, born with abdomen open, no belly button, should he get plastic surgery? - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:39 pm
16. Paul, only gets sex from his GF once every 3 months - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:39 pm
17. Susan, 20, boyfriend won't commit to marriage. Adam guesses she is a waitress and in Junior College, he's right on both counts but she's unimpressed. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:40 pm
Final thoughts: B. The show with them being duped by Sofia again. How do they not see the problem with an emotional trainwreck girl who can't find a pencil in a 10 minute search who thinks to call the show 30 minutes early to be first on the air? Also Adam rants yet again on his garbage man, and the last few calls are boring. But overall there are some funny calls like "Ed" and some calls where they give good advice. - posted to no guest on October 23, 2009 a 8:42 pm
1. Jenny, 24, husband had a ball removed in his teens, now he has a low sex drive - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 8:37 am
2. Kim, 21, discovered her husband is posting web ads for sex and has all sorts of internet girlfriends. Eventually they reveal he's 36, started dating her when she was 17, and he's a heroin addict trying to kick it without recovery. - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 8:38 am
3. Jennifer, 21, boyfriend is addicted to net porn? - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 8:39 am
4. Maggie, 23, boyfriend overdosed, everyone blamed her even though she doesn't use drugs. Hosts suspect a lot is missing from her story. - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 8:39 am
5. Billy, 25, why don't girls like nice guys? Adam does a good job giving the basic explanation that they're confusing passivity, repression and weakness for niceness. - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 8:40 am
6. Tommy, 20, in love with a girl since 7th grade, she's always had boyfriends but is single now... how to ask her out? Hosts give a realistic assessment of his chances (very low) and tell him the one possible way to get with her. Pretty good advice. - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 8:41 am
7. Tanya, 36, having trouble with her girlfriend's 17 year old son - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 1:13 pm
8. Wes, 23, calls right after the hobopower discussion, claims to have produced 50 hobopower farts (making his friend puke) - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 1:13 pm
9. Michelle, 18, lost virginity but didn't bleed - why not? - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 1:13 pm
10. Steve, 17, had unprotected sex, now he has bumps on his penis. DoH! - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 1:14 pm
11. Amber, 19, into her ex-boyfriends friend. Yawn. - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 1:14 pm
12. Robert Downey Jr., this call takes up the rest of the show. - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 1:27 pm
Final thoughts: B-. Deborah is a pretty weak guest and they have to trap her into staying the second half, then she's barely containing her annoyance when Downey calls. Still, good calls and Adam save yet another show. - posted to Deborah Falconer on October 24, 2009 a 1:28 pm
1. Christina, 17, boyfriend hits her cervix. Way to go phone screeners, starting a law-enforcement theme show out with generic sex questions. - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 24, 2009 a 8:19 pm
2. Sofia, 15, bullshitter Miriam duping the hosts yet again. I can't wait till the show later this month where she gets busted. - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 24, 2009 a 8:19 pm
3. Amanda, has "Every 15 Minutes" at her school, another drunk-driving-diversion type thing. Have these things ever changed anyone's behavior? - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 24, 2009 a 8:21 pm
4. Oscar, 17, asks what the proper behavior is when stopped by a cop. - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 24, 2009 a 8:23 pm
5. Briane, 15, her school does a mock wreck in a stadium for students to watch - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 25, 2009 a 8:24 am
6. Cameron, 17, This is after Hernandez leaves and "normal" Loveline resumes. Cameron is a virgin who can only orgasm while wearing women's underwear. His girlfriend left when he told her this. What to do? - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 25, 2009 a 8:25 am
7. Shannon, 25, got pregnant twice, once on the pill, the other time using condoms. Drew suggests she wasn't using them properly and is probably right... - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 25, 2009 a 8:26 am
8. Annie, 23, won't let husband masturbate to "nudie mags" like Maxim while he's away on business trips. Wants to know if she needs mental help. Well at least she's on the right track. - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 25, 2009 a 8:27 am
9. Jeff, 29, heterosexual crossdresser calling in response to the panties guy. - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 25, 2009 a 8:27 am
10. Leanne, used to do anal five times a night with the same guy, now it hurts just to do it once. Another unreliable narrator call... doesn't seem to think it's unusual that her boyfriend had 5 orgasms in a row every night, probably her memory is incorrect. - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 25, 2009 a 8:29 am
Final thoughts: B-. The officer is a pretty generic guy-who-speaks-to-students type, he can't really address Adam's many concerns meaningfully. But Adam has some fun with him and it's a pretty funny show in parts. - posted to Officer Louis Jose Hernandez on October 25, 2009 a 8:30 am
1. ??, used to do anal five times a night with the same guy, now it hurts just to do it once. Another unreliable narrator call... doesn't seem to think it's unusual that her boyfriend had 5 orgasms in a row every night, probably her memory is incorrect. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:52 pm
2. Sofia, 15, Miriam is back to deceive the hosts yet again. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:53 pm
2. Roger, 18, Girlfriend gives rough blowjobs, could she damage him? - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:53 pm
4. Sergio, 17, Question for Leeann - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:53 pm
5. Pat, 21, took IQ test and got a 121 - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:54 pm
6. Sandra, 25, informs Adam he's smarter than the special ed kids she teaches. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:54 pm
7. Dave, taking a psych class, has insight about IQ tests. The callers really respond to Adam's IQ rant... - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:54 pm
8. Eric, 28, is male birth control coming? - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:55 pm
9. Kim, 32, pregnant, can't get into sex - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:55 pm
10. Chloe, 18, did the Morning After Pill cause her to have an early period? - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:55 pm
11. Katy, 23, has a 148 IQ, is celebrating the 23-month anniversary of her pseudo-rape. Drew suggests therapy. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:56 pm
12. Jerry, 21, how long can herpes stay dormant? - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:56 pm
13. Heather, 27, school psychologist, asks some IQ questions for Adam. 10-year-old questions... - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:57 pm
14. Sarah, 20, ex-crankhead, very sleepy now, has various other physical problems. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:57 pm
15. Sharon (guy), 16, pees in two directions, claims his penis has two openings. Drew is skeptical. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:57 pm
16. Jane, 22, is it bad to have sex in a hottub? Claims Sue Johanson, another radio love doc but without Drew's credentials, said it's harmful. Incurs Drew's wrath. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 10:59 pm
17. chantelle, 17, boyfriend is 22 and controlling - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 11:04 pm
18. Amanda, 16, dislikes giving or receiving oral. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 11:04 pm
Final thoughts: C. The guest, callers and hosts are all quite average tonight. - posted to Leeann Tweeden on October 27, 2009 a 11:05 pm
1. Jessica, 23, can't orgasm call #17 since the 4/14 show - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:23 pm
2. John, does some awful impersonations, claims to be a psychologist in real life - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:23 pm
3. Noah, 16, it hurts when he pees - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:23 pm
4. Emily, 18, she and her bf had a threesome with a woman on her period, not sure how to talk to the woman now. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:24 pm
5. Tommy, 20, claims his cum tastes like strawberries. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:24 pm
6. Katy, 16, has anal sex with a lot of guys, her father knows... is she going to have a saggy ass in the future? - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:25 pm
7. Greg, asks where Springfield is in the Simpsons. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:25 pm
8. Michael, 23, met girl at a club, went down on her, does he have a STD? Drew correctly guesses this occurred in Thailand, caller is unimpressed. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:26 pm
9. John, 28 asks about the consequences of anal sex - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:26 pm
10. Patrick, 15, loves Simpsons - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:26 pm
11. Joe, claims he masturbated 26 times in one day. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:26 pm
12. Cindy, 19, convoluted story, basically her boyfriend thinks she cheated on him. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 28, 2009 a 5:27 pm
13. Travis, 24, are the Simpsons based on a real family? Apparently yes. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 29, 2009 a 4:55 pm
14. Kara, 16, frustrated that her boyfriend falls to sleep right after sex. In true Loveline fashion, they reveal he's 19 years old and currently in jail for throwing rocks at cars from an overpass. Stay classy, loveline callers. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 29, 2009 a 4:55 pm
15. Al, 42, boss of the writers, asks why they're committing career suicide. - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 29, 2009 a 4:56 pm
16. Tess, sucks her thumb at age 23 - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 29, 2009 a 4:56 pm
Final thoughts: A. Comedy writers = excellent guests. Loveline should have done this more but I guess the stations wanted the musicians of the moment... - posted to writers for The Simpsons on October 29, 2009 a 4:57 pm
1. Jacqueline, can't orgasm call #18 since the 4/14 show. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:19 pm
2. Thomas, 17, what's Drew's book about? When's it coming out? Adam thinks he's a shill. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:19 pm
3. Sally, 21, thinks her GF is cheating on her with a co-worker. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:20 pm
4. Jessie, Tells Adam that Continental offers Peanuts - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:20 pm
5. Janet, 12, self-proclaimed horniest girl in the world. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:21 pm
6. Nataly, gave 6 blowjobs to guys, asks why they "snifted" in her mouth. Wtf? - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:21 pm
7. Kevin, can't get "erected" - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:21 pm
8. Cathy, 20, raped 2 months ago while camping. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:22 pm
9. Chris, 25, alternatives to spanking? Drew rants about how bad spanking is. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:22 pm
10. Cliff, came inside his GF, what to do? - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 6:22 pm
11. Priscilla, how did she get herpes? Band finally arrives. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 9:58 pm
12. Racquelle, why does she attract unavailable guys? - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 9:59 pm
13. Megan and Allie, young teenagers, typical Good Charlotte fans, gush all over the band and ask what the band's most embarassing moment was - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 10:00 pm
14. Amir, cums too quickly - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 10:29 pm
15. Cassandra, 15, what are the band's plans? Yeah when a band's fanbase is almost entirely 15 year old girls... that means something. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 29, 2009 a 10:29 pm
16. John, 17, insults Drew, about to insult band, Adam touts his "dump" button - posted to Good Charlotte on October 30, 2009 a 9:30 am
17. Janet, 26, followup caller from the DAG show on 5/27. She was the one whose BF wouldn't show her his penis despite having had sex. She apparently yanked his swim trunks off and it's a real penis, but he has a scar from being born with his intestines outside of his body. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 30, 2009 a 9:31 am
18. Marco, is there such a thing as negative hobopower? - posted to Good Charlotte on October 30, 2009 a 9:32 am
Final thoughts: C+. Some good and/or funny calls, but the show is marred by the late and uninteresting guests and Adam's lengthy airline rant is a bit stale. - posted to Good Charlotte on October 30, 2009 a 9:33 am
1. Lisa, 17 boyfriend slaps her if she doesn't call him "Captain" during anal. Adam calls bogus on this one. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:23 pm
2. Andrea, 24, boyfriend lasts 2 hours, she lasts 15. Classic idiot caller, they hang up on her after they warn her to answer a question yes or no and she starts rambling and not answering. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:23 pm
3. Noah, 17, he's too nice, how can he get girls? - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:24 pm
4. Amber, 29, how to go off anti-depressant meds? - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:24 pm
5. Erin, 15, can't masturbate to girls... unclear why this is a problem - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:25 pm
6. Heather, 18, on depo for 4 years, does she need to change methods? - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:25 pm
7. Zach, 15, used ziplock bag instead of a condom. The Jew-off occurs right before this call. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:26 pm
8. Roddee, 23, does she have herpes? - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:26 pm
9. Stephen, did Adam's botox experiment work? Apparently not. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:26 pm
10. Tammy, 17, how to get her fuck buddy to want to date her - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:27 pm
11. Roberto, 18, how to tell his GF to shave her pubes? Adam asks when Nikki started shaving and I think she gets pissed off, she won't answer and leaves in the next break. But all women are beautiful right Nikki? - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:27 pm
12. Claudia, 22, depressed, into drugs... - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:28 pm
13. Cody, 26, calls to talk about the story of Abraham from the bible (which was one of the questions in the Jew-Off). I love how with Adam around the question might be about masturbation, or it might be about the Old Testament... - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:29 pm
14. Nikki, super-into cuddling, is this a problem? - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:30 pm
15. Aaron, 18, obsessed with whether or not his GF is cheating on him. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:30 pm
16. Steve, 36, his daughter throws up on her period, is this normal? Drew gets pissy for some reason. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:31 pm
17. Greg, 26, Girlfriend has kids, has always been with abusive guys, he's a nice, successful guy... so obviously she's making his life a living hell. The hosts give pretty good advice. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:32 pm
18. Ashley, 16, can't orgasm call #19 since the 4/14 show - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:32 pm
19. Kate, angry caller from the 6/4 show calls back, she had an IQ of 148 and is upset at Drew for... something... pretty incoherent, despite being smart. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:34 pm
Final thoughts: B+. Yeah Nikki is pretty dumb and annoying, but Adam generally makes fun of her and calls out the BS people never do in typical interviews. The jew-off is funny, the commentary on Drew's recent appearance on some IQ test TV show is interesting... makes for an above average show. - posted to Nikki Ziering on October 31, 2009 a 12:35 pm
1. Marie, can't orgasm call #20 since the 4/14 show 2. Holly, 17, BF is jealous of her friends... she wants to join the Navy but hates water. Plans to be an attorney. Ah, Loveline callers. - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:09 am
3. Megan, 17, asks the band about the movie they're in called "Live Freaky! Die Freaky!" - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:09 am
4. Randall, 18, is there a procedure that will let him last more than 10 minutes in bed? - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:10 am
5. Michelle, 16, how to stop fat female friend from hitting on her? Michelle is revealed to be an unusually angry caller, even by Loveline standards. - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:10 am
6. Javier, 15, is he gay? - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:10 am
7. Pam, 28, Gets too wet during sex - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:11 am
8. Sebastian, 16, gets too nervous around women. Adam advises him to say absolutely nothing. - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:11 am
9. James, 19, tells Adam there already use a unit of measurement for smell, called the Decefume. Although that might of been BS. - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:16 am
10. Kat, 51, telemarketer, says her first marriage was like being in prison, when asked to explain that, she says "Well, he was English" and claims that is self-explanatory. Wtf? Now she's married to a 30-year-old cook at Denny's, and they're pondering having a threesome with a younger woman. Bonus: She has a bunch of kids, one older than her current husband, another who's just 11. Perhaps the oldest trainwreck caller in Loveline history? - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:18 am
11. Gia, 17, raped at 13, bleeds during sex now - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:19 am
12. Ian, 15, hobopower question - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:19 am
13. Lauren, did the band like playing with the Foo Fighters? - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:19 am
14. Tara, 25, boyfriend is supposedly over heroin, but really just detoxed, now she's finding signs he's still using (shocking!) - he's apparently in bands. Prompts a rant from Adam about guys who do heroin and play 3 guitar chords are chick magnets. - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:20 am
15. James, girlfriend had chlamydia, they both took treatment, how long before they can have unprotected sex? - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:20 am
16. Layla, bulimic for 6 years, having all kinds of health problems now - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:21 am
17. Adam, 19, another guy who's "too nice" to get a girlfriend. This is probably the third most popular call topic, behind girls who can't orgasm during intercourse and callers wondering if "pre-cum" can get a girl pregnant. - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:22 am
Final thoughts: C+. Band is pretty weak, lots of generic calls, but some ones where they give good advice, and other funny ones like Kat's. - posted to The Transplants on November 1, 2009 a 8:23 am
1. Ingrid, 16, has an infant child, terrible mother, but thinks it would be cruel to the kid to put it up for adoption. - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:21 am
2. Jackson, smelled 15 hobopower - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:22 am
3. Ben, 15, how to get with friend? Another "nice guy". - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:22 am
4. Michelle, 18, why are her boobs still growing? Claims to be 5'6" 107lbs or something like that. And her big problem is she's a C cup and about to become a D cup. Some people have horrible luck, huh? - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:25 am
5. Leo, 23, can go hours without having an orgasm, what to do? - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:25 am
6. Bill, what is queefing? Is it normal? - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:26 am
7. Ruthie, 16, while massaging a guy, he pulled down her pants... she's shocked he had sex on the brain. - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:26 am
8. Paul, 26, had bachelor party, got aroused when he saw a stripper rubbing on his buddy. Is he gay? - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:26 am
9. Gunga, loves Benji, does he have a girlfriend? - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:27 am
10. Cerita, sleeps 2-3 hours, wakes up with bruises, what's going on? For some reason Adam rants about moving the Jews from Israel to Baja California during this call. - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:28 am
11. Leanne, 19, why isn't her boyfriend into her? - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:28 am
12. Bronwen, boring question for Benji - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:28 am
13. Amanda, 13, boyfriend left her for a bisexual girl - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:28 am
14. Veronica, virgin, intimidated by her non-virgin boyfriend. - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:29 am
Final thoughts: B. Bill Bellamy is an annoying guest... he's kind of stuck in the 80s and not very funny. Benji however is quite good... he's relaxed, he's funny but not forcing it, he actually cares about the show. - posted to Bill Bellamy and Benji from Good Charlotte on November 2, 2009 a 9:30 am
1. Miriam, serial fake caller, claims she had a foursome. She gets busted very soon, I can't wait. - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:40 pm
2. April, 14, how to make an 18 year old guy who already has a girlfriend like her? Also, her mother and father are crackheads. - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:41 pm
3. Brandy, 29, is it normal for a penis to be curved? - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:41 pm
4. Lisa, 16, her mother is trying to get her 28 year old boyfriend in trouble with the law. Well gee. As always, she met the guy because he's her manager at a restaurant. Good god, they need to have congressional hearings on restaurant managers nailing every attractive teenage girl who works at their place. - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:42 pm
5. Jason, 19, her girlfriend's religious father disapproves of their relationship - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:42 pm
6. Chris (woman), 17, call #21 since the 4/14 show. Producer Anne makes a rare appearance to give some suggestions. - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:43 pm
7. Leanne, 17, dating her 28 year old manager from her restaurant. Loveline is so ridiculously repetitive sometimes. - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:44 pm
8. Sean, 19, orgasms in "two thrusts and a downstroke". Drew reveals Sean's main problem is addiction. - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:45 pm
9. Diana, 16, masturbation is painful since she lost her virginity a week ago - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:45 pm
10. Jennifer, 25, should she dump her boyfriend who is still immature despite them having a kid together? - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:45 pm
11.JR, 23, what are the dangers of using Viagra recreationally? - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:46 pm
12. Joe, 23, undergoing chemo for treatable cancer, if he takes painkillers will he get addicted? - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:46 pm
Final thoughts: B-. The guests are okay, Adam tells a few decent stories and goes on a few good rants, but nothing that spectular. Plus they do a small number of calls and some are repetitive ones. - posted to Cast of Dumb and Dumberer on November 2, 2009 a 3:47 pm
1. Erin, 17, had a threesome, now she's starting to like the girl. Hosts think it's a bogus call. - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:35 am
2. Hunter, 18, why does Adam dislike Chatsworth, California? Yawn. - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:36 am
3. Summer, boyfriend has been taking Loratab for three years to deal with his kidney stones, it's haveing sexual side effects. Drew concludes the BF is an opiate addict. - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:36 am
4. Amber, 21, how to help her boyfriend with his meth problem? - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:15 pm
5. Ingres, 15, her boyfriend dumped her because her mom is a transexual. Pretty good call... I like how the hosts are willing to be politically incorrect and say maybe having a sex change isn't a very good thing to do when you're raising teenagers. - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:16 pm
6. Veronica, 17, got into hard drugs at age 11, having mental problems now, living with her sister, how can she get her sister's husband to stop hitting on her? Wow, even by Loveline standards this is a fucked up call. - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:17 pm
7. Dawn, 14, how did Trapt get their band name? - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:17 pm
8. Liz, 17, will smoking weed prevent birth control from working? - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:18 pm
9. Sarah, 23, raped from age 12 to 18 by her brother, should she tell her family? - posted to Trapt on November 3, 2009 a 9:18 pm
10. Jake, 13, his girlfriends parents died in a wreck 2 weeks ago. Drew suspects it's bogus, Adam suspects he's just not her boyfriend - posted to Trapt on November 4, 2009 a 6:23 am
11. Leisha, question for band. - posted to Trapt on November 4, 2009 a 6:23 am
12. Kelly, 22, how to deal with her boozing mother? - posted to Trapt on November 4, 2009 a 6:23 am
13. Artoo, it it dangerous to go down on a girl a few days after having his wisdom teeth out? - posted to Trapt on November 4, 2009 a 6:24 am
14. Cassie, 17, brother's friend keeps slipping into her bed at night, against her will. Creepy call... - posted to Trapt on November 4, 2009 a 6:24 am
15. Mike, 23, his ex-girlfriend has been missing for 5 months and just reappeared, won't say where she was, could she have gotten back into meth? Uh... yes. - posted to Trapt on November 4, 2009 a 6:25 am
Final thoughts: B+. Trapt's music represents everything that went wrong with rock in the 2000s, but the guys themselves are pretty cool and really got into the show. There are some bizarre and interesting calls tonight, makes for a nice show. - posted to Trapt on November 4, 2009 a 6:26 am
1. Kim, 20, she's too tight - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:12 am
2. Daniel, 15, hates his mom, she won't let him date - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:12 am
3. Sofia calls with more bullshit about being in foster care - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:12 am
4. Josh, 25, clean for two years off heroin, loses erection with GF, will using Viagra interfere with his sobriety? - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:13 am
5. Miriam, 15, busted at long last. She claims she isn't nuts but clearly she is. - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:16 am
6. Jessica, 16, how to use the birth control patch? - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:16 am
7. Jessica, question for band - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:16 am
8. Mark, 33, calls to disagree with the hosts take on adoption by... agreeing with their take on adoption. What is it with tards who feel the need to announce they're going to contradict you, even when they agree with you? - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:17 am
9. Alyssa, is queefing bad for you? Tries to exhibit queefing on the phone. Adam smells Junior College, continues to bat a thousand. - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:21 am
10. Stephanie, 29, makes up a BS question so she can talk to the band. - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:21 am
11. Britain, how to help her boozer GF who has multiple DUIs? - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:22 am
12. Hugo, question for band - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:24 am
13. Susie, 16, how to talk dirty to guys? - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:24 am
Final thoughts: A. Interpol is alright as guests, but the highlight of this show is the bizarre conversation with the real Miriam (probably). It's like the conclusion of a story arc that had been running for a while. - posted to Interpol on November 5, 2009 a 7:26 am
1. Julie, dangers of anal sex? - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:42 am
2. Samantha, swallowed semen 6 times recently, is she going to die? - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:42 am
3. Nick, abused by his sister years ago, should he bring charges now? The hosts give him the same advice they give female callers with this question (and a lack of any evidence): See a therapist, talk it through, and decide with that person whether to file charges. - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:44 am
4. Megan, 16, condom came off inside her, she took Morning After Pill, but now she missed her period... - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:44 am
5. Amy, has to pee when she orgasms - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:44 am
6. Casey, her clit piercing has become stuck and she can't remove it. - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:45 am
7. Lloyd, can't orgasm from oral sex - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:45 am
8. Scott, can't orgasm from oral sex... way to phone screeners. - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:46 am
9. Ruby, 17, Angry caller, raped at 15, has sex with random men and cries afterwards, is she a sex addict? - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:47 am
10. Brian, 28, uses the "cutoff" method to prevent semen from coming out when he jerks off... is this dangerous? The urologist doesn't think so, shedding some light on a Loveline mystery. - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:47 am
11. Erica, 27, convoluted medical question, basically wondering if she's fertile - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:48 am
12. TJ, also can't get off from oral sex... was abused as a child by being forced to watch his brother being basically raped by a neighbor. - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:49 am
13. Brian, drives a car that collects corpses... is he danger of getting diseases from the bodies? - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:49 am
Final thoughts: C. The Berman Sisters can't hold a candle to Drew's skills... and it makes for a pretty boring show. No wonder their show got canceled pretty fast. - posted to Berman Sisters on November 6, 2009 a 8:50 am
1. Amy, 18, asks about Jewel's song "God's Gift to Women", Jewel tells a story involving a trucker who picked her up while hitchhiking and wanted to see her boobs. She swears a few times and still seems confused by the fact that a guy who picks up female hitchhikers is a perverted asshole. - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 8:52 am
2. Kari, 17, is it dangerous to masturbate in the jacuzzi? - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 5:37 pm
3. Dan, 18, What does Jewel think about downloading music? Her answer is kind of good... "Steal my music if you must but don't whine when I have to do a commercial or two to make some money." - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 5:42 pm
4. Brendan, nothing comes out when he orgasms during sex. They eventually pry out of him that he can't actually orgasm during sex. Well gee. - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 5:47 pm
5. Gerard, 19, frenchie who's called before... asks about when Jewel lived in her car. - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 5:49 pm
6. Kelsey, 30, Why can her boyfriend can go several times in a row? - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 5:54 pm
7. Chance, 27, his wife wants to rub his prostate because she read it in a magazine... he's not so sure. Drew does a good job of explaining why this idea is BS. - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 6:11 pm
8. Echo, 16, his girlfriend was molested by her brother - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 6:12 pm
9. Rob, 23, can't stay into women after getting in bed with them the first time. Claims to be making $320k/year at age 23? Then says he just got out of a 18-month relationship. As Adam says, probably just some guy calling to brag. - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 6:13 pm
10. Keith, 18, his GF has herpes suddenly... surely she's not cheating on him or anything. - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 6:13 pm
11. Sherry, 25, boyfriend can't orgasm consistantly - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 6:14 pm
12. Jamie, 21, had an abortion a month ago, doesn't enjoy sex now. She's on every anti-depressant known to man, as Drew eventually reveals. - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 6:16 pm
13. Brady, 29, wife won't give him sex, he claims all the 17 to 21 year old girls at work are into him and would have sex with him. Adam justifiably doesn't buy it. - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 6:17 pm
Final thoughts: C-. Another average show. Jewel is okay, the calls are okay... Adam's interviewing of Jewel is a bit annoying... - posted to Jewel on November 6, 2009 a 6:18 pm
1. Lia, 38DD, 5'2", 140lbs... wants ways other than surgery to reduce her breast size. Seems surprised when they suggest losing weight. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:38 am
2. Sherry, 17, orgasms, but feels she's substandard since she doesn't squirt. Eventually a lot of abuse is revealed. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:38 am
3. Adrian, 29, squirts too much when she orgasms. Loveline sure can sequence calls... - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:39 am
4. Steve, 57, is he addicted to porn/masturbation? Pretty good call and funny. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:39 am
5. Mellisa, 17, how to not gag during oral sex - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:40 am
6. Heather, 25, can't find a doctor who'll take out her Norplant - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:40 am
7. Chris, 19, can a girl orgasm from anal sex? - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:41 am
8. Some guy asks if a hobopower rating is modified by the size of the room you're smelling it in. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:41 am
9. Sara, 15, what to do about vaginitis - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:42 am
10. Jennifer, 17, is it a bad idea to date a 30 year old? Pretty funny call since she genuinely believes he isn't just into her for having sex eventually, plus he has no job and sounds like a total loser. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:43 am
11. Tim, 24, had intercourse for the first time recently with an escort, didn't enjoy it. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:43 am
11. Allison, needs advice about her severe skin disorder - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:43 am
12. Jeff, 21, his ex-girlfriend is threatening to tell his mother Jeff's no longer a virgin. At age 21 this is a problem. Wow. Lots of humor potential here but he annoys Adam and gets hung up on early in the call. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:44 am
13. Nathan, calls Drew a diva, tells a lame joke - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:45 am
14. Chris, His gf's father has Huntington's Chorea, Chris wants to know what basic stuff about the condition. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:46 am
15. Jamie, 16, do guys like sex better in the "pussy or the butt". Her boyfriend is revealed to be an unemployed 21-year-old. Adam rants about how guys can get tail just for being older, even if they're still losers. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:47 am
16. Chelsea, 17, has Irritable Bowel Syndrome, is she going to poo during sex? - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:47 am
17. Suzy and Kathy, 17, their male friend wouldn't let anyone in his room, so they picked the lock and found 50 pictures of his penis on his computer. Very giggly typical teenage girl callers, pretty funny call to end the show with. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:48 am
Final thoughts: B+. Another Blood, Sweat & Tears show but at least they tone it down a bit. There are a lot of funny calls and the "Steve" call is a good combination of comedy and good advice. - posted to no guest on November 8, 2009 a 10:49 am
1. Britney, 17, why does sex hurt? Adam solves it - seriously. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:19 pm
2. Jason, 27, do lambskin condoms work? - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:19 pm
3. John, 25, cheats on his wife constantly - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:20 pm
4. Haden, 16, is it dangerous to drink morning glory tea? Yes, apparently. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:21 pm
5. Britney, 23, can't get horny, she's depressed. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:22 pm
6. Scott, 25, can his girlfriend use the patch to skip her period? - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:22 pm
7. Kari, 18, chaotic girl who can't get over her ex-boyfriend - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:23 pm
8. Angie, 19, her boyfriend's penis is crooked. This sounds like a job for Vitamin E. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:23 pm
9. Phil, tested positive for morpheme - could it be from muffins? - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:24 pm
10. Jessica, 21, should she let her boyfriend look at porn since she's going to be gone for the next 4 months? - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:24 pm
11. Christy, 18, can't stay calm around a guy she's into... it's eventually revealed he's 38 years old - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:25 pm
12. Britney, 18, while 69ing a guy, she rubbed his "butt hole". Stay classy, loveline callers. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:26 pm
13. Alexis, can't remember her childhood, was she abused? - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:27 pm
14. Dana, 16, bi, swallowed part of a dental dam... hosts think it's bogus - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:28 pm
15. Joey, 19, girlfriend peed during orgasm. It's amazing how within a week Loveline callers manage to cover every angle... guys who want their GF to do it but she doesn't, guys who don't want their GF to do but she does, girls who want to but don't, girls who do but don't want to... - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:30 pm
16. Monica, 20, on the pill, not using condom, now her vag hurts during sex. Going 2 for 2, Adam speculates she needs the lube the condom provided, and she agrees. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:31 pm
17. Ann, 14, abusive mom, lives in a car with her Dad. Wow. They give the best advice they can under the circumstances. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:31 pm
18. Eli, defends Ontario, California which Adam had insulted earlier in the show - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:31 pm
19. Kathryn, 19, obsessed with her ex-boyfriend - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:32 pm
20. Charlotte, 21, moved in with her apartment maintenence guy boyfriend, now he's disappearing for long periods of time with no explanation, probably doing crank. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:33 pm
21. Gabby, 24, pregnant for the third time, she's in chronic pain. Hosts ask why she got pregnant despite being on condoms and birth control, Gabby gives a complete non-answer. Adam gives a quality rant about how Loveline callers simply won't answer questions about why the screwed up, they just tell how they feel and usually raise new questions. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:36 pm
22. Stephie, 18, her sex drive is gone after she had a kid... hosts promise to talk to her at the start of the enxt show since they run out of time. - posted to no guest on November 9, 2009 a 11:37 pm
1. Kristin, 14, she's married to a 19 year old she's been dating since she was 11... her actual question has something to do with his foreskin. - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:37 am
2. Hunter, 19, are there two types of female orgasm? - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:38 am
3. Tiffany, 19, tries to defend junior college. - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:38 am
4. Roxanne, 19, gets too wet during sex - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:38 am
5. Lauren, 21, had miscarriage, she gets too wet during sex now. Of course these calls have to go back-to-back - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:39 am
6. Mike, 18, how to tell his girlfriend to shave her hairy vag? Eventually revealed to be a very unimaginative bogus call. - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:40 am
7. Chris, 26, his testicle went into his sack while masturbating. Mancow apparently has the same problem. - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:40 am
8. Stephanie, 18, last caller from last night's show, she turns out to be a grand trainwreck, she's cheating on her fiance, has one kid and one on the way with him, he's abusive, she was molested by her uncle at age 9... - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:41 am
9. Amber, 22, has had a jade green discharge coming from her nipple for several months... you might wanna get that checked out... - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:42 am
10. Justin, 19, found bumps on his GF's vagina - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:42 am
11. Stevie, 18, had 7 orgasms then bled slightly, is this normal? - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 7:42 am
12. Chris, leaks too much precum, GF thinks he's orgasming - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 8:36 am
Final thoguths: B+. Mancow may be annoying to hear on a daily basis but he made for a pretty good Loveline guest. - posted to Mancow on November 11, 2009 a 9:24 am
1. Tara, 21, wants implants because her boobs don't look right after she had a child; her husband disapproves. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:38 pm
2. Jason, 19, wife had a baby, is he going to damage himself by masturbating constantly while she's not ready for sex? - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:38 pm
3. Jamie, reads a poem she wrote about weed. Ah, redneck poetry. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:39 pm
4. Angela, 19, Her boyfriend won't go down on her - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:39 pm
5. Mike, 13, his friend farts at 50 hobopower. Mike pretty much has the most engaging personality of any 13 year old who's called in some time. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:42 pm
6. Jenny, 24, not into sex after she had two pregnancy scares, her boyfriend is catholic and won't use a condom... it really is tard night. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:44 pm
7. Jenny, 24, crushing on a stripper, again, is the stripper just into her for her money? After Adam mocks her for thinking $10/hour is a great wage, Jenny gets very angry. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:44 pm
8. Joe, 21, snorts Oxycontin, has been on pain meds since he was 13, how to quit? - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:45 pm
9. Gary, 24, gets a weird taste in his mouth after sucking his girlfriend's nipples - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:45 pm
10. Jenny, is she "quasi-bi"? - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:46 pm
11. Jennie, problems with the long distance relationship with her girlfriend who has no sex drive... they hear a smoke detector. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:46 pm
12. Cathy, will the mood stabilizers she's on cause problems with her eating disorder? - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:47 pm
13. Misty, 23, no sex drive after having a kid - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:47 pm
14. Meredith, 18, pierced her nipples, now she flashes everybody, but is starting to feel like her body isn't sexy - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:47 pm
15. Jen, 20, she's naked in the bath tub. But it's actually just another can't orgasm call... #21 since I started keeping count. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:49 pm
16. Diane, 24, self-proclaimed "athlete", drinks soy milk, will it interfere with her birth control? Big-time hypochondria. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:49 pm
17. Taylor, raped at 17, can't orgasm call #22... - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:50 pm
18. Alex, 22, asks Drew about his appearance on the Bill O'Reilly show earlier that night. - posted to no guest on November 12, 2009 a 5:50 pm
1. Carolyn, 18, Boyfriend insists she stop smoking - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:03 pm
2. Jenny, 20, can't orgasm call #23 - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:03 pm
3. Justin, 18, his insecurities mess up all his relationships - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:04 pm
4. Cory, 23, did ecstasy 100 times in a year, what side effects can she expect? - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:04 pm
5. Melanie, 18, into guys over the age of 30 - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:05 pm
6. Heather, 23, anal sex hurts too much - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:05 pm
7. Tammy, long term side effects of pot? - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:05 pm
8. Tom, asks for the hosts thoughts about paying drug addicts to get sterilized - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:06 pm
9. Raina, how to get her boyfriend to use toys on her. She doesn't know what "simultaneously" means and is struggling to get into Junior College. - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:07 pm
10. Sarah, why are her relationships always chaotic? - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:07 pm
11. Monica, 22, did she orgasm or pee on her BF? - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:07 pm
12. Claire, 21, is her boyfriend the one giving her a yeast infection? - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:07 pm
13. Trent, 21, has a stupid theory about why there is a DD cup size - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:08 pm
14. Grace, 23, curious about bondage, she was raped earlier, thinks D/s will be therapy - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:08 pm
15. Jason, doesn't want kids, should he get a vasectomy? - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:08 pm
16. Gabby, 19, her boobs are lopsided - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:08 pm
17. Chris, 19, will a penis piercing break a condom? - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:09 pm
18. Alanna and Stephanie, psycho fans who went to North Hollywood High and asked around for people who knew Adam - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:09 pm
19. Elle, guy at a sleepover after a wedding felt her up for a long time while she was on a mattress with him and his GF, she was too polite to say anything... - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:10 pm
20. Kristin, 15, questions about a breast reduction. She's a Triple-F, adding further confusion to the cup size debate - posted to no guest on November 14, 2009 a 6:10 pm
1. Tristan, 19, doesn't like going down on her boyfriend, she was molested by her babysitter. - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 8:58 am
2. Summer, 17, did she get shingles from the stress of a breast reduction? - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 8:58 am
3. Greg, does Drew masturbate to black women? Does he have anal with his wife? Psycho caller of the night... - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 8:59 am
4. Jennifer, 18, lost her sex drive after she had anal sex - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 8:59 am
5. Maggie, 25, got herpes at 19 from a creep professor at a JC, how to forgive him? Why bother... - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 8:59 am
6. Haley, 14, is her teacher flirting with her? Pretty good call... after months of Miriam it's nice to hear non-bullshit teen girl callers. - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 9:00 am
7. Drew, 26, phobia of vomitting. Pretty sincere call, douchebag Anderson plays the vomit sound constantly, upsetting the caller. - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 9:00 am
8. Tammy, 23, does being molested stunt a guy's voice too? - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 9:00 am
9. Eric, 14, claims he got a BJ from some easy girl... hosts don't buy it... he wants to know if he could get a STD - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 9:01 am
10. Amy, 19, feels "slimy" after sex - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 9:01 am
11. Brian, 18, should she hook up with his ex-GF who has a kid and lives with a 45-year old? Adam gives a good speech about being patient and avoiding wrecking your life just to have a girlfriend at age 18 at any cost - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 9:02 am
12. Bruno, angry that Adam has been joking on Hispanics for being drunks and not being able to use phones. In true Loveline angry caller fashion, Bruno is... Hispanic, drunk and can't use his phone... way to prove your point there buddy. - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 9:03 am
13. Julie, 25, has anal sex five times a week (at least) with her cop husband, she gets nothing out of anal... Adam tries to delve and she gets angry and starts to unravel but the show runs out of time. - posted to Alanna Ubach on November 15, 2009 a 9:04 am
1. Bill, 25, his girlfriend used to be a stripper, is trying to quit but can't tolerate the rigors of a real job. She needs cash fast so she wants to get back into stripping. Drew is suspicious as to why she needs cash so direly. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:33 am
2. Mary, her ex-boyfriend is spreading rumors about her. Sounds like Miriam but the call is from LA. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:34 am
3. Trent, 26, was into GHB for 8 years, can't shake the aftereffects - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:34 am
4. John, 15, needs huge amount of porn videos to get hard anymore. Claims to have been having sex since he was 13. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:36 am
5. Steve, dated a stripper for a year when he was a strip club DJ, wants the hosts to analyze him - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:37 am
6. Josie, 17, her friend had a clitorectomy, what is it? - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:38 am
7. Alex (girl), 17, asks how to masturbate - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:38 am
8. Heather, 16, bisexual, showed her sister of a video of her having sex with other girls (supposedly), now the sister's freaked out. This girl claims to be in love with Adam and asks for a picture of his penis. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:40 am
9. Jenny, 16, her parents don't trust her after they caught her smoking weed. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:41 am
10. Vanessa, her boyfriend was with another woman while they were taking a break... she is bothered by it. Hosts suggest she dump him since she can't get over it. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:42 am
11. Christina, 14, her mom is mad that she's bi. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:43 am
12. Britney, 14, should she attempt a long-distance relationship? No. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:43 am
13. Steve, 19, good-looking, why can't he get a GF? Adam mostly just jokes on him for going to a JC. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:44 am
14. Anne, 17, 23-year-old boyfriend wants to have a baby with her. Where did she meet this douchebag? He was her manager at a TGI Fridays. Loveline has taught me that if a gullible 17-20 year old ever takes a waitress gig, she will fall victim to a colossal asshole manager sooner rather than later. - posted to Mark Valley on November 15, 2009 a 10:46 am
1. Tina, 18, is a tampon stuck inside her? - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:27 am
2. Daniel, 15, how to ask out a girl? He roleplays with Perry... and seems to have no chance. - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:27 am
3. Brandy, 19, hears a cracking sound during sex - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:28 am
4. Gina, 23, having trouble getting over her loser ex-boyfriend - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:28 am
5. Dan, 16, has heavy masturbation caused his penis to bend? - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:28 am
6. Olson, will his girlfriend freak out that he has hair on the bottom inch of his penis? - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:28 am
7. Shawna, 25, attracted to all the handsome guys in her office. - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:29 am
8. Jennifer, why is she so confident despite being ugly? Strange call... - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:29 am
9. Sheryl, 24, had a frontal lobe injury after a car accident, her husband seems to be a jerk loser who doesn't support her at all. Pretty interesting call. - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:29 am
10. Alica, 16, asks how Dave and Carmen are doing. - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:30 am
11. Kendell, 19, how did the band get started? - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:30 am
12. Sonny, 23, his wife is 37, he masturbates 5 times a day, is this preventing him from knocking her up? - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:30 am
13. Robecca, 14, her ex, a big ICP fan, has been stalking her for 2-3 years. You get the idea she keeps feeding this though... as Adam says in other calls, if you just hang up, block the number, slam the door, and give someone nothing at all to feed on, they disappear fast. But if you talk to them constantly and let them see they're getting you worked up, they never go away. - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:32 am
15. Jen, 23, is her boyfriend cured of Hepatitis C? - posted to Janes Addiction on November 17, 2009 a 10:32 am
1. Jennifer, 20, pregnant, her boyfriend finishes too fast, he won't go down on her because it's against his Islamic faith. Adam goes on a pretty good rant. - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 6:55 pm
2. Rhianna, 15, do guys like fat chicks? - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 6:55 pm
3. Billie (girl), 20, why does her girlfriend pee when she orgasms? - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 6:56 pm
4. Tom, 15, fat kid, can't ejaculate - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 6:56 pm
5. Lexi, 23, Question for Sharon... sort of... but really just wants to plug her boyfriend's website. For a once Anderson earns his keep, cutting it out. - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 6:57 pm
6. Britney, freaked out that her grampa went gay and has a black boyfriend - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 6:58 pm
7. Christine, 25, boyfriend was sober for two months when they started dating, fell of the wagon shortly thereafter... Drew is always right. - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 6:59 pm
8. Amanda, 17, Boasts that doesn't wear underwear because she claims it's more comfortable that way, but in classic Loveline fashion her question is... why it's so uncomfortable to not wear underwear... - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 7:00 pm
9. Molly, 25, can't get into American guys because she's an elite 25-year-old International Studies undergrad. - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 7:00 pm
10. ???, 15, GF told him to go ahead and sleep with other women while she's gone... does that mean she's cheating? - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 7:01 pm
11. Andrew, 15, his strict parents won't let him do anything fun, what should he do about it? - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 7:01 pm
Final thoughts: B-. Sharon is kind of spacey and Jack is decent as a guest. She was constantly plugging her new show which ended up getting canceled in a hurry. - posted to Sharon and Jack Osbourne on November 18, 2009 a 7:02 pm
1. Alexis, 16, will using a vibrator desensitize her? - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:09 pm
2. Emily, 20, should she tell her pizza place manager she has mental problems including multiple personalities? - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:09 pm
3. Heather, 15, what can she do to help her 8-year-old cousin who was removed from the home after being abused by her Aunt? - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:10 pm
4. Jason, 19, is his girlfriend pregnant with his child? Retarded bogus caller who's exposed when the hosts question his timeline. - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:10 pm
5. Kim, 25, why is she still a virgin? She claims she's hot and gets hit on all the time. Adam reveals she constantly saw her parents having sex while she was a kid. Kim doesn't think this is a big deal. - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:12 pm
6. Sara, 14, found out the 20-year-old guy she almost had sex with has a girlfriend. Forget law enforcement, Sara's main concern telling the guy's GF to stir up some drama. - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:13 pm
7. Brandon, 17, girlfriend is pressuring him to have sex before he leaves for college. Adam smells Junior College, is right as always. - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:14 pm
8. Sarah, 21, how to spice up her long-distance relationship with an oversees boyfriend? On any other show they'd give her some advice about candles and phone sex and shit, but on Loveline they convince her the relationship is doomed and the guy isn't into her. They're probably right, but still... sucks to be a Loveline caller. - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:14 pm
9. Ashley, 18, did a lot of meth, now she isn't having her period - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:15 pm
10. Lily, giggles when she kisses her boyfriend. - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:16 pm
11. Becky, 15, should she have sex with her boyfriend? - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:16 pm
12. Beth, 16, her best friend's 35-year-old sex partner wants to involve Beth in a threesome. The friend has another boyfriend and sleeps with still other guys, and currently has a statutory rape case in court against a 25-year-old guy. It's the trainwreck of the night! - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:18 pm
13. Scott, 18, in love with his best friend... eventually says he has a small penis. Bogus caller. - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:19 pm
14. Becca, 13, has no emotions about her absent father - posted to Carnie Wilson on November 18, 2009 a 7:19 pm
1. Joe, 24, needs 24 to 48 hours in between orgasms. You pansy! - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:01 pm
2. Chris, 18, why can't fat guys get laid? Hmmmm... tough one. - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:01 pm
3. Tom, how long does he have to nail his GF before her vagina loosens up? - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:02 pm
4. Wesley, met a girl online, she has mental disorders and severe physical disabilities. Adam retells the story of his Catholic Big Brothers kid who fell in love with a girl from Kentucky he met online. - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:03 pm
5. Chelsea, 13, should she tell her mom she saw her unemployed dad making out with some other guy? Her mom is a flagger for road crews. Very nearly the trainwreck of the night. - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:03 pm
5. Mellisa, what is the pimple on her boyfriend's penis? - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:03 pm
6. Phil, 23, should he get back with his ex, who's addicted to meth and currently in prison? Adam gives some pretty good advice about how when you are considering stuff this dumb, it means your life isn't going anywhere and you need change. - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:04 pm
7. Alan, has a couple of strange sleep disturbances - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:05 pm
8. Mandy, 25, has a discoloration on her breasts, what is it? - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:05 pm
9. Lindsay, 15, her dad is verbally abusive. Lindsay is having a full blown freak out and I suspect she's actually Miriam. - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:06 pm
10. John, 25, how to cut down on his pot without quitting? Admits he needs pot to function and used The Whizzinator (c) to pass a drug test, but he's not an addict... - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:07 pm
11. Taylor, 24, is she over chlamydia? - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:07 pm
12. Julie, 14, why does her friend hate herself? - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:08 pm
13. Kevin, 20, question about his GF's repeat yeast infections - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:08 pm
14. Maggie, 21, says she's into a 16-year-old guy who works for her on a play they're putting on. Adam calls bogus and Maggie and her cohort admit he's right. Nice call to end on. - posted to no guest on November 19, 2009 a 2:09 pm
1. Britney, 15, mom found a note saying she lost her virginity when she was 13, now her dad is pissed. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:25 pm
2. Lindsay, 19, she's a marine, wants to know why guys are intimidated by strong women. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:26 pm
3. Jennifer, 18, has questions about her enlarged labia - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:26 pm
4. Rachel, 14, has boils on her vagina - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:26 pm
5. Jay, 17, in jail but won't say why... Drew pulls an Adam and puts him on hold. He eventually gets back on the air and says his crime was burglary. His question is about how to avoid trouble in the future. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:27 pm
6. Jay, 16, can you get a girl pregnant by "fingerbanging" her? - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:28 pm
7. Gary, 14, is the Gary Busey show scripted? - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:28 pm
8. Mary, 17, cheated on her boyfriend, should she dump him now? - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:28 pm
9. Emily, 19, her boyfriend is from Morocco, he cheated on her, should she stay with him? - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:29 pm
10. Kelly, 25, her 36-year-old boyfriend has no job and threatens suicide when she tries to break up with him - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:29 pm
11. Charley, 17, his girlfriend's mom died, does she need therapy? The girlfriend, not the mom. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:30 pm
12. Priscilla, 16, does speed effect your period? - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:30 pm
13. Matt, 24, can't get an erection... is this due to using Accutane? - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:31 pm
14. ???, 20, turned left on a red, got pulled over by a cop (you have to look around first!) but the cop let her go when she explained the logic. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:31 pm
15. Chris, 22, confuses Gary with Nick Nolte. Adam starts on a funny rant about now Nick currently has the crazy crown and Gary needs to retake it. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:32 pm
16. Alex, 17, saw some strange thing on a girl's vagina... it might have been her clit. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:33 pm
17. Alex, 17, boyfriend takes 45 minutes to orgasm from oral - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:33 pm
18. Kelly, 25, is into 17 year old boys. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:33 pm
Final thoughts: B. Gary Busey is rather overbearing and his "insight" is mostly incoherent rehashing of tired old motivational cliches, but still, he's amusing as a guest. - posted to Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena on November 20, 2009 a 1:34 pm
1. Beth, 18, pees when she orgasms. This is rapidly challenging "girls who can't orgasm during intercourse" as the most repetitive Loveline call. - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:43 am
2. Andrew, 17, is there any white boy rapping on the new 311 album? - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:44 am
3. Julie, 25, the guy she's with says she's good for "porno sex", what does that mean? - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:44 am
4. Lori, 18, works for a mysterious federal agency but won't say what. Eventually they coax out of her that she works for that mainsty of thrillers and spy films, always shrouded in conspiracy theories and urban legends, the clandestine... National Science Foundation? Er, yeah. Her question is about some supervisor at work who's flirting with her. - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:46 am
5. Adam, 19, question for the band. - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:46 am
6. James, 18, Girlfriend wants him to get a Jacob's Ladder penis piercing. Bogus caller. - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:46 am
7. Kim, 18, why doesn't her boyfriend ever call her? Man, a lot of Tiger Beat hotline calls lately, as Adam puts it. - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:47 am
8. John, 16, can he get his girlfriend pregnant through finger-banging? - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:47 am
9. Wendy, 19, question for the band - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:49 am
10. Cody, 13, he's a virgin, his girlfriend has given him an ultimatum that they will have sex within a week... he's not quite ready. - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:50 am
11. Mike, 21, boring call about some girl who isn't into him - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:50 am
12. Laura, 22, question for band - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:50 am
13. Anna, 20, her girlfriend is bothered that she had sex with a guy at some point in her past - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:51 am
14. Mary, 23, calls to talk about ADD, as the band had been criticizing then-recent ads on TV pushing drugs for adults with ADD. - posted to 311 on November 21, 2009 a 9:51 am
1. Jackie, 17, her vagina hurts, does she have a urinary tract infection? - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:27 pm
2. Dunkin, 15, asks how the band got their start - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:27 pm
3. Ben, 21, what are the dangers of second-hand pot smoke? - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:28 pm
4. Brittain, 15, her boyfriend wants a threesome for their first sexual experience. This guys is a smooth operator. - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:28 pm
5. John, is there a genetic predisposition to getting hangover? - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:29 pm
6. Becka, 15, had sex without a condom, no particular plan to not get pregnant, now she's bleeding... - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:29 pm
7. Jared, 17, what is Less Than Jake's favorite song? - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:29 pm
8. Tom, 18, is Less than Jake going punk? - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:30 pm
9. Sky, 21, has her vibrator desensitized her? Adam rants about the lucrative vibrator industry and how battery companies must secretly make a big part off their business off women refilling vibrators - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:30 pm
10. Monica, 20, Adam hangs up on her after she feels the need to point out she's "almost 21" - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:31 pm
11. Brodie, 23, is there an addict gene? - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:31 pm
12. Jackie, 15, can't orgasm call #24 - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:32 pm
13. Party bus guys call in - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:32 pm
14. Alexis, 17, follows up to Jackie the can't orgasm girl... of course completely misunderstanding what Drew said - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:32 pm
15. Dylan (girl), 16, condom broke, what to do? - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:33 pm
16. Lindsay, 17, hooked up with her ex down by the river. Adam and Drew give good advice about how Lindsay's spinning the relationship wildly and he's just using her for sex. - posted to Less than Jake on November 23, 2009 a 3:33 pm
1. Chelsea, what does she squirt when she orgasms? Nice jorb... leading off with one of the three most repetitive questions. Although I guess leading off with it gets it answered for a lot listeners. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:29 am
2. Melissa, 16, her 19 year old boyfriend can't orgasm from oral - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:29 am
3. Louston, The "Crank Yenkers" kid... asks about Drew's book - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:29 am
4. Brian, 17, orgasmed while rubbing against his girlfriend's clit, could she be preggo? - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:30 am
5. Jessica, 18, what do spermicidal condoms do? - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:30 am
6. Shawn, 23, he's on a lot of meds, his wife can taste meds in his sperm, is it safe for her to breastfeed? Adam learns Shawn's a carpenter and gives him a basic carpentry quiz... which Shawn fails miserably. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:31 am
7. Whitney, 17, has never bled during sex, does she still have her cherry? Loveline proves very few teenagers understand what a hymen is and how it works. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:32 am
8. Scott, had a threesome, now his relationship is chaotic. The call is chaotic as there's some annoying woman jabbering in the background and lots of other noise. Adam puts him on hold a few times as punishment. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:32 am
9. Mark, 22, can a girl get preggo from anal? Admits to being a bogus caller - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:33 am
10. Chris, 20, penis gets really sensitive after orgasm. Welcome to non-porno sex, buddy. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:33 am
11. Nicole, 19, needs help getting on a birth control that won't cause depression - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:34 am
12. Alex, 24, girlfriend can't get off from oral, finds it painful. Hosts berate him for forcing something on her she's not into. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:35 am
13. Josh, 17, his father beat his mom, will this make him abusive too? - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:35 am
14. James, 19, why do girls like bad boys? Hosts give a decent condensed version of their standard talk on this topic. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:35 am
15. Jen, 16, boyfriend gets soft before he can put the condom on. Drew claims he is really going to invent a condom loader. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:36 am
16. Steve, 24, he's a Mormon virgin who's never masturbated, about to be married, when he kisses his fiance he cums in his pants... how can he be good at sex when the time comes? Adam gives a good metaphor about how you can't expect to be good at something when you've sworn off any possible practice for it. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:37 am
17. Jared, 18, how do you know you're in love? awwww - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:38 am
18. Steve, 25, what are the effects of pot on fertility? - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:39 am
19. Ashley, 16, guy only contacts her for sex... what should she do? - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:39 am
1. Stanley, 22, into girls with tattoos and piercings, although he doesn't want any himself. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:49 pm
2. Laura, 15, death/blood fetish - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:49 pm
3. Courtney, 17, in a wheelchair, her mom locked her in her bathroom for 2 years, got out of that situation due to Loveline! Her question is about whether her injury (which was quite bizarre and had nothing to do with the captivity) is why she is depressed now. They should have talked to her for an hour... fascinating caller. And I don't think it was Miriam trying to sound black. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:50 pm
4. Mike, 25, is retrograde ejaculation safe? - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:51 pm
5. Colleen, 18, her bad boy boyfriend gave up drinking and drugs for her... now she's bored with him. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:52 pm
6. Jandro, 18, addicted to the pain of getting tattoos - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:52 pm
7. Andrea, 21, wants her boyfriend to be more thoughtful. Adam goes on a good rant about the differences between men and women, and how they don't understand each want different things. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:54 pm
8. Tanya, black & green discharge coming from her nipples... she's been to a lot of specialists, not much Drew can do over the phone - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:54 pm
9. Jason, 21, his girlfriend insists on wearing her clothes or turning out all lights when they have sex. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:55 pm
10. Andrew, 16, how to tell his friend not to watch bestiality porn around him? Bogus call - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:56 pm
11. Julio, 20, his girlfriend can't orgasm. Can't orgasm call #25 - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:57 pm
12. Krystal, 19 lost her virginity last night, does she have an STD now? She didn't use a condom and isn't on the pill but she claims she couldn't be pregnant - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:57 pm
13. Jackie, wants dating tips. A lot of people seem to call wanting generic feel-good crap like "3 things NOT to do on a date!" but Loveline doesn't do that Cosmo crap. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:59 pm
14. Ashley, 17, Can't orgasm call #26 - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 8:59 pm
15. Aaron, 19, is it safe to keep using the same condom? Uh, no. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:01 pm
16. Laura, 21, had an abortion Saturday, now there's blood in her stool - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:02 pm
17. Vicki, 19, her boyfriend beat her in Vegas with his fists, in front of his family... but he said it won't happen again, should she take him back? It's the trainwreck call of the night! - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:03 pm
18. Nicky, will she be able to orgasm after sex change surgery? - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:03 pm
19. Bale, will bulimia effect fertility? - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:04 pm
20. John, 25, girlfriend is pissed off he feel asleep during a blowjob 2 months ago. Hosts think it's bogus. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:04 pm
21. Jared, 20, can only get erect 25% of the time he's with his GF - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:05 pm
22. Melany, 21, will her boyfriend become more mature in the next few months? He's been a pothead since he was 14. - posted to no guest on November 24, 2009 a 9:05 pm
1. Tameka, 18, her ex-boyfriend was always drunk - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 1:12 pm
2. Jenna, 17, aroused by bestiality videos. bogus call - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 1:12 pm
3. Mike, 22, GF dumped him after he revealed he has warts - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:21 pm
4. Ron, 21, can't meet women since he stopped drinking - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:21 pm
5. Dante, 25, married, visits prostitutes 2-3 times a week, Adam gets angry when Dante won't say how much he pays - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:22 pm
6. Shawn, 16, gets a rash when he shaves his pubes... Kerri apparently has lots of experience on this topic - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:22 pm
7. Jamie, 21, what are the chances her and her boyfriend will stay off Heroin? - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:23 pm
8. Dylan, 16, has the lyrics to the Missy Elliott song Drew with which has been enamored of late - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:23 pm
9. James, 23, there was blood on his penis after he had sex with his GF. He seems unconcerned about the risk of pregnancy even though they're using no BC - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:24 pm
10. Mike, in 4th grade, he saw his parents having sex, now he's into fat girls, is there a connection? - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:24 pm
11. Daniel, 18, his buddies refuse to believe he masturbated 15 times in 24 hours - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:25 pm
12. Cassie, her boyfriend is always renting porn to watch by himself. - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:25 pm
13. Stephanie, is she still a virgin after a painful dildo mishap? This is the 6' 190 pound woman who insists she's not a big girl. - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:26 pm
14. Amanda, 16, her boyfriend "slipped and penetrated her hard in the anal hole". She's still bleeding. - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:27 pm
15. Don, 20, gay chubby chaser, disappointed that Drew can't adequately explain the phenomenon of chubby chasing - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 3:27 pm
Final thoughts: C+. Kasem seems utterly void of personality, Adam is bored... decent calls though and Drew with the Missy Elliott song is funny. - posted to Kerri Kasem on November 27, 2009 a 9:24 pm
1. Alex, 17, ticklish in her "naught place" - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:28 pm
2. Mark, asks for the difference between sexual addiction and sexual compulsion - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:28 pm
3. Rachel, 18, masturbates 3-4 times a day, is this normal? - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:29 pm
4. Joe, do polyurethane condoms work? - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:29 pm
5. Becka, 17, effects of being molested by her younger brother? - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:30 pm
6. Michelle, 22, is it normal to lose her sex drive after pregnancy? - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:30 pm
7. Jessica, 19, why is she horny before her period? She's from Boston which launches Adam into a long rant about the personalities of Bostonians verses people in LA. - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:31 pm
8. Melissa, her boyfriend is bi, he had drunken sex with her ex-boyfriend... Adam and Drew give some good advice she probably ignored - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:31 pm
9. Minnie, 25, her boyfriend bragged he was great in bed but he turned out to be awful, what should she do? - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:31 pm
10. Christina, 15, masturbates twice a day, scratches her Athlete's foot-ridden toes, will she infect her vagina with fungus? Apparently there is such a thing as an utterly unsexy teenage girl masturbation call. - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:32 pm
11. David, has bad nightmares, he was molested as a kid... they don't really have time to answer the question. - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:33 pm
Final thoughts: D+. Brooke Burns is a very weak guest... no personality and she doesn't seem to follow any of Adam's jokes. The calls from Jessica, Melissa and Minnie are the show's high point, such as it is, with funny calls, a decent Adam rant and good advice all in a row. - posted to Brooke Burns on November 28, 2009 a 5:34 pm
1. Ryan, 16, calls to say he likes Brooke Burns. Adam hangs up on him. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 10:20 am
2. Tracy, 21, has no feeling during sex. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 10:07 pm
3. Jim, 24, his GF was molested by her father, now she works for him... very strange story - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 10:07 pm
4. Jay, anime fan, asked his girlfriend to pretend to be a japanese schoolgirl, she got all offended. Pretty funny call. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 10:09 pm
5. Steve, 22, he and his fiance are both virgins, how can he give her an orgasm on her wedding night? Loveline gets this a lot... it's like asking how, after abstaining from ever running, you can do a good job at your first track meet. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 11:10 am
6. Mike, wants a free autographed picture of Brooke. He's too broke to even a sploozer. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 11:11 am
7. Mike, 15, can he damage his 13 year old GF by having sex with her while she's on her period? - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 11:11 am
8. Jessica, 13, raped at age 7, her dad is a drunk who beats her, is that why she's so into sex now? - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 11:12 am
9. Violet, asks if Brooke gets stalkers - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 11:12 am
10. Julie, 14, her boyfriend dumped her, she doesn't understand why. Adam decides to dump Brooke after this call, restricting her to sex 5 times a month. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 11:13 am
11. Mark, 24, what is the wildest place Brooke went to wear a thong for cameras? Apparently it was Ibiza. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 29, 2009 a 11:13 am
12. Nicole, 14, does she need to be tested after having anal sex? - posted to Brooke Burke on November 30, 2009 a 1:11 pm
13. Ricky, he makes himself sneeze when he is about to orgasm, supposedly this allows him to shoot sperm across the room. He's afraid he'll blow out "O-Ring". Ricky speaks 50% English, 50% incoherent slang, making this call difficult to follow. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 30, 2009 a 1:13 pm
14. Emily, 13, why do older guys come onto her? Is she a slut because of it? - posted to Brooke Burke on November 30, 2009 a 1:13 pm
15. Gail, 16, teen mom, calls to discourage other teenagers from getting pregnant. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 30, 2009 a 1:14 pm
16. Annamaria, 19, molested badly but claims to be normal now after therapy... although as with most callers who claim they're normal she isn't very convincing, she talks about 300 words per minute and seems to have a complicated rap going. During this call apparently someone was simulating sex on Jr. jr. jr. Producer Lauren, causing Anderson to crack up. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 30, 2009 a 1:15 pm
17. Summer, asks if there are surgical procedures to tighten her vagina. Drew seems dead on in saying it's her insecure boyfriend trying to make her have surgery because he's impotent... pretty good advice but they ran out of time. - posted to Brooke Burke on November 30, 2009 a 1:16 pm
1. James, 21, premature ejaculation due to smoking a lot of weed? - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:28 am
2. Kim, 19, should her boyfriend get his penis pierced? - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:29 am
3. Amber, 16, can't orgasm call #27 - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:29 am
4. Daniel, 17, 8" dick, his girlfriend is petite, sex hurts. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:29 am
5. Kelly, 25, are there sexual side effects of Paxil? - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:30 am
6. Trisha, 18, says loveline turned her around in life, calls to say thanks. Actually doesn't sound nutty. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:31 am
7. Ray, 17, not attracted to girls who like him, goes after unavailable ones. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:32 am
8. Tara, 16, does Ecstasy cause memory loss? Adam goes on a long name pronunciation rant. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:32 am
9. Elsa, 15, her boyfriend wants sex, how can she get on birth control? Claims her dad chopped off her pinkie when she was a kid, after Adam remarks she still has her fingers and toes. Bravo, Miriam. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:33 am
10. Ted, asks if the hangover cure pill works. Prompts a lengthy hangover rant from Dr. Drew...... oh wait, no... it's from Adam. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:34 am
11. Lindsay, 22, bleeds during sex, has recurring UTIs - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:34 am
12. Joy, 18, her boyfriend orgasms too quickly - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:47 am
13. Danny, 25, has to pee when he orgasms. This is where the non-communicative callers really start to get absurd... Adam repeatedly mocks Danny for constantly saying "Well, I have to pee". - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:48 am
14. Mandy, 13, at what age can you determine your sexual orientation? - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:48 am
15. Mark, why does he only look at men in porn movies? Adam calls bogus - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:49 am
16. Melissa, 20, her boyfriend supposedly has a 10" penis but of course no measurement was actually performed; the question is about sex being painful. Repetitive call, caller can't communicate... yeah things are going downhill. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:49 am
17. Crystal, 16, not into guys. Very classic LL exchange: [Adam: Where's your dad? Caller: He's dead. Adam: What happened to him? Caller: They shot him.] Who's they? Ugh. Eventually it's revealed her mom beat her and she got removed from the home. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:51 am
18. Tracy, 24, has a daughter, her husband has 3 boys, she wants to be sure her next offspring is a girl... can she achieve this by waiting a certain number of days after her period? Uh, no, Drew says the only way is to pay a fertility clinic $1,000 for a procedure. That's too steep for Tracy, but committing to a fifth kid apparently is a reasonable financial decision. - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:52 am
19. David, virgin, can't get it up with a woman, is it because of all the weed he smokes? Adam makes a classic analogy... "If you're in a balloon about the run into a snow-capped mountain, you've gotta throw everything off. Maybe the bong isn't the problem, but it has to go anyway just to be sure." - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:54 am
20. Cat, 19, what is the age of consent in Idaho? - posted to no guest on December 1, 2009 a 9:54 am
1. Stephanie, 20, virgin who's saving herself for marriage, but is concerned she is too small for her boyfriend - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:32 pm
2. Sara, 17, what do do about her sexual compulsiveness? - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:37 pm
3. Whitney, 18, her boyfriend's penis is as small as a pinky, should she get him a strapon? Admits to being a bogus caller, prompts a long discussion of whether the penis really gets that small. - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:38 pm
4. Kelly, calls in to say she saw a tiny penis once. Adam labels her a bitch. - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:41 pm
5. Cary, 18, asks how to deal with the itch after shaving pubes - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:41 pm
6. Katy, 20, what are the effects of being exposed to porn at a young age? - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:41 pm
7. Kelsey, 16, pregnant, should she tell her abusive boyfriend? Actually it's just Miriam, they bust her. - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:42 pm
8. James, his girlfriend wants a threesome - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:42 pm
9. Amber, her boyfriend gets nervous before sex - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:43 pm
10. Alexa, 15, gets too wet during sex - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:43 pm
11. Cassandra, claims deodorant will cure pube itch - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:43 pm
Final thoughts: C. Weak guest, weak callers... the high point is Miriam getting busted yet again. - posted to Eddie Kaye Thomas on December 2, 2009 a 3:44 pm
1. Casey, 21, masturbates 10 times a day, can't stop, even though his balls are starting to ache. - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:46 pm
2. Cody, pregnant, should she give her kid up for adoption? Kathy really wants her to have an abortion. - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:46 pm
3. Maggie, 15, how to talk to her boyfriend? Strange call. - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:49 pm
4. Susan, 17, her boyfriend can only orgasm from masturbation - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:49 pm
5. Stella, hasn't had a period in 7 months, she's 6' tall and 210 pounds - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:50 pm
6. Miller, 25, loses his erection in 2-3 minutes time - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:50 pm
7. Lucy, 17, wants Kathy to give her advice on getting a nosejob. She says Adam is her idol and she bought a pin with his picture on it off eBay. - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:50 pm
At this point there's a lengthy rant about politics, with both of them starting to backtrack on gungho claims about how we were going to kick ass in Iraq and be out of there in a jiffy. Then Kathy mentions Kobe's rape case. These conversations sound so funny 6 years later. Adam and Kathy agree he's guilty, and Kathy makes the bizarre claim that you couldn't find 5 black people who'd stand up for the accuser. - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:52 pm
8. Mike, 17, his girlfriend won't do vaginal sex but she's done "snowballs" and "smores", the latter of which involves pooping. Adam mocks him for obviously being a virgin who has never touched a boob. - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:53 pm
9. Kyle, 23, condoms fail 25% of the time even when using them correctly. Drew suspects he's some sort of anti-condom shill. - posted to Kathy Griffin on December 2, 2009 a 3:54 pm
1. Christine, 17, rocks back and forth to masturbate, is it weird that she's done this since she was 5? - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:35 pm
2. Christ, 25, his wife is bored with sex... asks what a "smore" is (see previous show). Bogus call. - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:35 pm
3. Nicole, is she allergic to latex? - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:35 pm
4. Rachel, 23, her ex-boyfriend says her vagina is the loosest he's ever had. Loveline really gets a lot of women who are crushed by this comment... even when it's obviously just someone being vindictive. - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:36 pm
5. Lucy, 19, had anal sex the other day, now there's blood in her stool. Is there a connection? - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:36 pm
6. Greg, has a plumbing question for Adam - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:36 pm
7. Dave, 17, gay guy with a creepy serial killer voice, his mom his abusive, so is his sister who he lives with - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:37 pm
8. Sarah, 18, abused by her brothers, Loveline helped her get into counseling and now she's better. - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:37 pm
9. "Evil" Sarah, 18, was a bitch so they put her on hold to talk to nice Sarah. Evil Sarah was abused at age four and now she can't say no to men. - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:38 pm
10. Beth, 21, her boyfriend is always losing his erection - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:38 pm
11. Miranda, 21, she's allergic to latex, her boyfriend uses polyurethane ones but they don't work so well. - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:38 pm
12. Jason, 21, his girlfriend has herpes in her throat. - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:39 pm
13. Sarah, 16, wants to stop verbally abusing her boyfriend. She claims she loves her parents and they're great... but with a few minutes of prodding, she admits she's frustrated they let her brothers call her a slut constantly, and they're unreasonably hard on her. Then she admits her dad's a racist and her boyfriend is black. Yikes. Drew even says "Sarah you're so full of BS". This goes down as the night of Good Sarah, Evil Sarah and Nutty Sarah. - posted to Thomas Ian Nicholas on December 3, 2009 a 2:40 pm
1. Sarah, 25, had an ectopic pregnancy, can she get pregnant again? Adam makes fun of her son that lived for being gay since his name is Seth. - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:15 pm
2. Christ, 23, why are his girlfriends always psychotic? Where does he meet them? Strip clubs. Well gee. - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:15 pm
3. Robin, 16, can't orgasm call #28 since the 4/14 show - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:16 pm
4. Nicole, 20, why do her ovaries hurt? - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:16 pm
5. Misty, 24, wants to be straight but keeps having lesbian relationships, do gay deprogramming camps work? - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:17 pm
6. Sarah, 20, her boyfriend blindfolded her, then she was surprised when he took them off and her arms and legs were cuffed to a bed. She wants to know what he'll do next. Adam mostly just mocks her. - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:18 pm
7. Sarah, 23, never had a boyfriend, she had sex one time and it was a disaster... another caller that they have to pry the slightest information out of - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:18 pm
8. Roxanne, fakes orgasms, does she have vaginismus? Adam smells Junior College, continues to bat a thousand. - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:19 pm
9. John, are flavored condoms safe? - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:19 pm
10. Wendy, her boyfriend only wants sex twice a week so she cheats on him - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:19 pm
11. Megan, 18, Loveline helped her get out of her crazy home. But she's still a bit nutty, she says her parents didn't report she ran away because they don't want the cops to visit their house and find out they steal cable. Wtf? - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:20 pm
12. Nora, can't orgasm call #29 - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:21 pm
13. Cary, 19, just started stripping, is it a good idea? - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:21 pm
14. Mike, his wife can't orgasm. Can't orgasm call #30! Fittingly, the last call taken in the old studio is a can't orgasm call. - posted to no guest on December 4, 2009 a 5:25 pm
1. Amy, not into her boyfriend of 2.5 years - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 7:57 pm
2. Sylvia, has 3 kids, can counseling save her marriage? - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 7:57 pm
3. Mary Carey, she's driving coast to coast in a van, she's on speed, she's into kinky sex. As the band and the hosts admit later, the show is all downhill from here. - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 7:58 pm
4. Brad, what is the band's take on music piracy and napster? - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 7:58 pm
5. Sarah, 22, has three kids, her husband cheated, what to do? Adam goes on a tirade about idiots cranking out kids - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 7:59 pm
6. David, 23, should he divorce his wife? very repetitive calls - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 7:59 pm
7. Katy, 18, dating an english guy she met online, never had a boyfriend in real life... hosts give pretty good advice - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 7:59 pm
8. Brianna, mad that Adam said retards cranking out kids are "polluting the world". As usual the angry caller didn't really understand him, and ends up agreeing with his point. - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 8:00 pm
9. Steve, how to be successful as a band? - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 8:01 pm
10. Adrian, 17, defends Adam on kid pollution claims - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 8:01 pm
11. Dawn, 14, is it safe to cut into her skin and inject ink to give herself a tattoo? Shockingly, she was molested. - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 8:02 pm
12. Carly, boyfriend has no sex drive since he quit heroin - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 8:02 pm
13. Josh, 17, condoms make his GF less sensative - posted to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on December 5, 2009 a 8:02 pm
1. Leigh, 19, can't orgasm call #31 - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:49 am
2. Michelle, 25, gets jealous of her husband when he looks at other women - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:49 am
3. Lizzy, 22, can't stand closeness - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:50 am
4. Mark, has tarantula advice - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:50 am
5. Andrew, his GF moved to Kentucky, they're still in high school, should they break up? - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:50 am
6. Betty, 21, sex hurts with a condom on - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:50 am
7. Rachel, is it normal to pee when she orgasms? - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:51 am
8. Paul, 16, how to slip the tongue to his GF while kissing? - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:51 am
9. Kelly, what to do about her pregnancy - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:51 am
10. Jack, 15, self-pierced his scrotum, his doctor's making him get a physical, what will the doctor think? Pretty funny call. - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:52 am
11. Sarah, 14, how to get away from her abusive dad? Convoluted call - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:53 am
12. Grace, works at a pet store - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:53 am
13. Mike, 18, feels guilt after sex. Another caller who can't articulate a damn thing. - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:53 am
14. Alex, 16, is it rape when her 23-year-old BF holds her down and forces sex on her? Uh, yeah...? - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:53 am
15. Mary, 21, can't orgasm call #32. - posted to no guest on December 7, 2009 a 7:54 am
1. Ashley, what are their thoughts on boobjobs? - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:02 pm
2. Brian, 17, at what age should he get married? - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:02 pm
3. Collette, 16, 5'7", 125 lbs, DD cup, wants a breast reduction - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:02 pm
4. Gina, is it normal that her husband can pop his penis? - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:03 pm
5. Curtis, 25, do polyurethane condoms work? - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:03 pm
6. John, 22, should he give his girlfriend anal sex? - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:03 pm
7. Jessica, 23, should she date a 33 year old guy whose ex is currently pregnant with his kid? - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:04 pm
8. Mike, 15, big fan of Ginger apparently (despite being 15), asks if she's going to star in many more movies. - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:04 pm
9. John from System of a Down, gives Ginger props for her work in Taboo 4. - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:04 pm
10. Christina, humps her pillow to orgasm, is this normal? - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:05 pm
Final thoughts: B-. Ginger is full of the typical porn star BS (my dad was a boozer who abandoned me, my mom's psycho, but that had no role in me getting into porn...) but Adam's on in this episode, making up for her crap. - posted to Ginger Lynn on December 7, 2009 a 10:05 pm
1. Jessica, 14, how to tell her boyfriend and grandmother that she's bi? Jessica is very angry, not surprisingly. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:12 pm
2. Angela, 22, she's an escort driving to a call to have sex with some guy, what's wrong with her? Shockingly she was abused and abandoned as a child. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:13 pm
3. Jessica, 18, monogamous except for this one time she slept with a friend... somehow can't believe that's how she got Chlamydia. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:22 pm
4. Ashley, 18, losing her sexual attraction to her boyfriend, he still wants to get married but has decided he needs to experience other women first... what could possibly go wrong? - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:22 pm
5. Kelsey, 15, calls back to think the hosts for good advice about her amputee grandmother, who is now getting into skydiving. This is actually Miriam. Strangely enough they busted her the first time she called, but not this time. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:23 pm
6. Monica, 21, doesn't like having her clit stimulated, has never had an orgasm. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:24 pm
7. Curtis, supports Adam for Governor - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:24 pm
8. Ashley, is she a lesbian? Another caller who says bizarre things and has no ability to articulate herself. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:24 pm
9. David, was his girlfriend really a virgin? She says so, but she felt lose and didn't feel any pain during sex. Adam rightfully goes on a rant about how David is a dick. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:25 pm
10. Lorelei, can only orgasm when laying flat on her stomach - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:25 pm
11. Kevin, his gf can't orgasm. Can't orgasm call #33... although two calls so far tonight basically were on this theme too. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:26 pm
12. Ashley, 19, can orgasm by hanging from a pullup bar and clenching her legs. Wants to know if this is normal. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:26 pm
13. John, 20, having serious migraines after mixing X and cocaine. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:27 pm
14. Marjorie, has no sex drive. This is a pretty classic smoke detector call... it is very loud and apparently two feet from her bed, and has been chirping for months, but it's never occurred to her to change the battery. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:28 pm
15. Ryan, drops the S-bomb twice! - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:28 pm
16. Kim, 25, not into her lazy boyfriend, but she can't dump him since she's put 5 years into the relationship. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:29 pm
Final thoughts: B. There are some funny parts, Adam running for governor, and Adam talking about what it would be like if he and Drew were gay lovers, after the "Kevin" call. I also point out that this is perhaps the dumbest net collection of callers ever assembled... each one is stupid in a slightly different way, except for Miriam who's just nutty. - posted to no guest on December 8, 2009 a 1:30 pm
1. Amy, 19, can't orgasm call #34 - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:09 am
2. Alicia, 17, her best friends boyfriend dumped her friend for Alicia, what should Alicia do? - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:09 am
3. Allison, 15, how to ask her 19 year old boyfriend to let her be on top during sex? - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:10 am
4. Jessica, 14.5, how to give head to a guy with an uncircumcised penis? - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:10 am
5. Sarah, 25, her therapist disappeared and she can't locate him. I'm not really sure what she thought Drew was going to do... - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:11 am
6. Stacy, 19, her boyfriend can't orgasm. - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:11 am
7. Melissa, 25, what are the dangers of having smoked pot one time while pregnant? - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:11 am
8. Keith, 17, why don't girls like him? - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:13 am
9. Joseph, guy who'd called before about having his penis lengthened, he claims it's 2" longer now... but was sketchy on whether he actually measured at any point. He is a real dick... Adam says "It was a month or two ago, right?" and the caller says "No! It was 6 weeks ago!" Adam harasses him sufficiently. - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:15 am
10. Sabrina, 18, has a fear of people - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:15 am
11. Jake, 19, can't get over his ex from 2 years ago - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 11:15 am
12. Holly, 16, is her sleepwalking related to having been molested by her step-brother, step-grampa, step-sister, real grandfather, and old Mr. Higgins who runs the amusement park? - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 6:14 pm
13. Jane, 18, had a baby 6 weeks ago, keeps having unprotected sex then taking morning after pill - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 6:15 pm
14. Stephanie, 25, how can she and her husband get over their pot addictions? - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 6:15 pm
15. Samantha, 15, at this point Adam decides to let callers answer eachother's calls. Samantha answers Melanie's question about fantasizing about girls. - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 6:16 pm
16. Sarah, answers Samantha's question about how to spice up her sex life - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 6:16 pm
Final thoughts: C+. Memorable calls, but nothing too great... "Listener Loveline" in the last segment before the end is somewhat entertaining. Sadly, I actually miss Anderson... he's been gone 2 weeks now. - posted to no guest on December 9, 2009 a 6:21 pm
1. Angie, 16, something chunky came out of her vagina while "some guy" was going down on her, then in an unrelated question she had a spontaneous threesome. Nice call to start out with. - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:10 am
2. Diane, 21, is it okay that she's lost patience with her friend who's attempted suicide three times? - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:10 am
3. Kelly, 22, her youth pastor makes her dirty talk with him online, should she tell his wife? Kelly is massively codependent and probably ignored the good advice she got. - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:11 am
4. Allie, 13, did a guy penetrate her in a parking garage? She doesn't know, and amazingly, Adam and Drew don't either. They suspect it's a bogus call, possibly Miriam. - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:13 am
5. Raquel, 24, into a 16-year-old Norwegian exchange student, but his parents disapprove. Adam is enraged when, under severe cross-examination, Raquel admits she's talking about his host family, not his biological parents. - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:15 am
6. Jeff, how to get his girlfriend not to squirt? - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:16 am
7. Janet, 18, she thought a butch lesbian at work was a guy and crushed on her, now the lesbian wants to date her but Janet isn't attracted to her as a woman - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:16 am
8. Abby, should she tell her conservative boyfriend she's a dominatrix? Adam demolishes her rationalizations about how her job is perfectly ethical and healthy. - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:18 am
9. Jessica, 14, her 17-year-old boyfriend comes too quickly. They think she's bogus and don't really want to give a 14-year-old sex tips anyway. - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:19 am
10. Liz, 15, will her vibrator desensitize her? - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:19 am
11. Kalie, is it normal to fantasize about girls? - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:21 am
12. Karen, why does she push guys away? - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:21 am
13. Eric, 16, dating his ex-girlfriend's sister - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:21 am
14. Katy, 14, is she messed up because her father's a child molester, even if he didn't molest her? - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:21 am
Final thoughts: B+. Pretty solid calls before they got all generic toward the end. - posted to no guest on December 10, 2009 a 7:22 am
1. Kathryn, 19, can't get aroused while masturbating - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:33 am
2. Tia, 13, lost her virginity at 12 to a 17-year-old guy, thinks she has stretchmarks and sagging vaginal lips, doesn't know where her clit is... - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:34 am
3. Joe, 24, why is into girls with traumatic pasts? - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:35 am
4. Jenny, 23, why does she have dreams of death? - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:35 am
5. Angie, 16, should she stick with her 25 year old boyfriend who has a pregnant girlfriend? He gets angry when she denies him sex... but he really likes her and isn't just using her for sex! After this call DAG "drums" part of the Inna Gadda Davida drum solo. - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:36 am
6. Tina, her boyfriend isn't into sex since she became pregnant - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:37 am
7. Melissa, 15, her boyfriend, who's in juvie now, cheated on her while she was in Wyoming... should she forgive him? - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:37 am
8. Bren, 19, needs rough sex to get off. Has a baby girl voice, denies she's been through trauma. - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:38 am
9. Lita, 18, sex hurts every time - posted to David Alan Grier on December 12, 2009 a 8:38 am
1. Shannon, can't stop crying after she has sex - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:45 am
2. Nate, has too penis piercings, doesn't understand why they hurt. - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:45 am
3. Fifer, little girl voice, has irregular periods - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:46 am
4. Mary, 18, her podiatrist boyfriend has an AIDS phobia. Drew bashes podiatrists for not being "real" doctors. - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:47 am
5. Patrick, 16, his GF wants a threesome but he doesn't - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:47 am
6. Julie, 16, it burns when she pees - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:47 am
7. John, 16, into bestiality and incest - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:48 am
8. Candice, 15, she's heard her dad is abusive but hasn't actually witnessed it, she doesn't want to have to visit him. - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:48 am
9. Jeremy, how to last longer in bed? He apparently orgasms in 3 thrusts. - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:48 am
10. Scott, 18, did he get his girlfriend pregnant from fingerbanging her? Along with girls who can't orgasm and people wondering what the liquid is coming out of a girl when she orgasms, this is one of the three most-asked questions on Loveline. - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:49 am
11. Rebecca, 17, will having no father around effect her relationships with guys? - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:50 am
12. Sarah, 24, nothing comes out when she gives her boyfriend a handjob - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 12, 2009 a 8:50 am
13. Erin, sex hurts - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 13, 2009 a 9:36 am
14. Mary, do addicts try to make people around them miserable? Drew comes up with the worst analogy ever, saying an addict making people miserable is no different than when someone with terminal cancer does so. - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 13, 2009 a 9:37 am
15. Emily, 16, can you get pregnant from anal? Lisa seems to think so but quickly backtracks once the hosts give their serious answer. - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 13, 2009 a 9:37 am
16. Jenny, 17, can't orgasm call #35 - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 13, 2009 a 9:38 am
Final thoughts: C. Adam is pretty funny as usual, but Lisa is a bad guest. Every song Adam mentions as a crappy, overplayed song, Lisa's like "oh I love that!" She doesn't get any of Adam's jokes and is just a drag on the whole show. - posted to Lisa Dergan on December 13, 2009 a 9:39 am
1. Marissa, 17, molested by three people from age 3 to 7, will this effect her relationships with men? - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 9:42 am
2. Jason, 15, will bull-riding make him sterile? The city slicker hosts have no idea. - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 9:43 am
3. Nicole, 18, she's never had her period. After this Adam calls Traci an "ex-porn star" and she says "fuck you Adam". - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 9:43 am
4. Alan, 18, molested at 5 by another 5 year old, now his girlfriend is pushing him for sex but he wants to wait for marriage. - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 9:44 am
5. Dell, how to convince his girlfriend to get on birth control - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:22 pm
6. Ashley, 17, why does she get horny right before her period? - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:23 pm
7. Zach, 17, in recovery, getting obsessive over minor stuff - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:24 pm
8. Jessica, 14, raped at 8 - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:24 pm
9. Sarah, 19, is it normal for her to fantasize about girls? - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:24 pm
10. Kelly, 22, Loveline helped her get into counseling, now she's graduating college and asking Drew what grad school path to go down - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:24 pm
11. Melinda, 22, dating two guys, wonders what she should do - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:25 pm
12. Tony, 21, quit pot, now he can't sleep - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:25 pm
13. Phil, 16, his girlfriend is in foster care and pregnant with his kid. Adam goes on a mini-rant about how we can regulate victimless acts endlessly but have no ability to stop irresponsible people from cranking out kids and raising them horribly - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:26 pm
14. Jen, 16, when she was 8, her father said crossing her legs a lot will cause problems with pregnancy, is this true? Drew theorizes that he told actually said something like "Keep your legs crossed so you don't get pregnant". Drew having a Dr. Doolittle moment, rendering sense of the idiotic callers. - posted to Traci Lords on December 13, 2009 a 10:28 pm
15. Michelle, 25, hates sex, is there a female viagra? Quickly the reveal she's all screwed up. - posted to Traci Lords on December 14, 2009 a 10:41 am
Final thoughts: C-. Lords is pretty quiet and uninteresting but at least she's less full of crap than most ex-porn star guests. - posted to Traci Lords on December 14, 2009 a 10:42 am
1. Lindsay, 16, her boyfriend "pearls" a lot, can she get pregnant from that? starts a running joke - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:42 pm
2. Nicole, can't orgasm call #36 - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:42 pm
3. Kevin, how did Sugar Ray get started? Apparently Drew was there, according to Drew. - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:42 pm
4. Jessica, does EMDR work? - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:43 pm
5. Amy, 23, does the birth control pill work? - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:44 pm
6. Eric, 19, gets soft once inside his girlfriend - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:44 pm
7. Jenna, has no interest in her husband, very angry caller - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:45 pm
8. Cathy, 25, manages a swinger bar, met her husband there, now she's lost all interest in sex - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:46 pm
9. Rachel, 23, off and on porn star, should she show her new boyfriend a video of herself? - posted to Sugar Ray on December 14, 2009 a 10:46 pm
10. Jenny, 23, why does she queef? The band is very amused by this call. - posted to Sugar Ray on December 15, 2009 a 7:28 am
11. Amy, 20, molested by her brother long ago, now her boyfriend wants her to go to the police - posted to Sugar Ray on December 15, 2009 a 7:28 am
12. Frank, 25, his wife will only get implants if he gets a penis enlargement. Frank doesn't seem to understand the finer points of the proposal. - posted to Sugar Ray on December 15, 2009 a 7:29 am
13. Anna, 21, why does she always orgasm with her new boyfriend? - posted to Sugar Ray on December 15, 2009 a 7:29 am
14. Aaron, 17, did Mark cockblock Violent J from having sex with Pamela Anderson? - posted to Sugar Ray on December 15, 2009 a 7:30 am
15. Rene, 19, getting a clit piercing tomorrow to please her boyfriend, is this a good idea? - posted to Sugar Ray on December 15, 2009 a 7:30 am
1. Joe, ties a 5-pound sack around his penis to do kegel exercises, claims this allows him to shoot 7 feet when he orgasms. Great, something no biological woman will ever care about. - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:28 pm
2. Chris, questions for the guests - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:28 pm
3. Alyssa, calling back, had asked if she should choose a boyfriend over a female friend, she chose the guy, he promptly cheated on her. - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:30 pm
4. Charlotte, her mom is back with her evil stepdad, what should she do? - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:30 pm
5. Tyree, 20, why are his pubes going grey? - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:30 pm
6. John, what is Freddy's favorite movie? - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:31 pm
7. Jenny, 19, has had three periods in the past 6 weeks - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:35 pm
8. Warren, 16, what is Freddy's favorite 1-liner? - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:36 pm
9. Leanna, 18, how to tell her boyfriend she's become a lesbian with his sister? Hosts call bogus. - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:36 pm
10. Julie, 17 cheats on every boyfriend she has, why? Hosts quickly reveal her dad is in prison for murdering her brother and another brother molested Julie for many years. - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:37 pm
11. Jessica, her boyfriend had chemo at a young age, stunted his growth at 5 feet, what can he do now? - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:37 pm
12. Liz, 25, is her boyfriend an alcoholic? He seems horribly abusive yet she doesn't think she can leave - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:38 pm
13. Mercedes, 14, was tied to a chair at age 6 and forced to watch a Friday the 13th marathon - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:38 pm
14. Elizabeth, very incoherent caller, asks if she was right to dump her boyfriend because... basically she asked him if he had sex with his ex, and he said "Yeah one time". - posted to Robert Englund and Ken Kirzinger on December 15, 2009 a 2:39 pm
1. Denise, 23, had a threesome with a married couple, why her husband doesn't care? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:39 am
2. Kiki, if she didn't bleed during sex, is she still a virgin? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:39 am
3. Sarah, 18, is a steroid injection what's making her constantly be wet? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:39 am
4. Ashley, 15, "lesbian", should she tell her girlfriend she also has a boyfriend? Bonus: Her dad is in jail for molesting her - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:41 am
5. Alex, 17, will Kelly win his 7th surfing title this year? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:42 am
6. Bronwen, sex hurts when she's on top. Somehow she needs outside advice to solve this problem. - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:44 am
7. Mark, gets blue balls - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:44 am
8. Carson, bitches out Drew for saying endometriosis earlier but not defining it for idiot listeners like him - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:45 am
9. Matt, asks about the dangers of the cut-off method to prevent ejaculation - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:45 am
10. Stephanie, 19, does she have herpes? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:45 am
11. Dawn, 23, woke up with bite marks at age 3, was she molested? convoluted, confusing call. - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:46 am
12. Elizabeth, 14, what is Kelly's favorite place to surf? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:46 am
13. Matilda, 22, her boyfriend is always saying her vagina is too loose, is this true? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:46 am
14. Melissa, her boyfriend has a wet dream every night despite regular sex. Adam convincingly argues that the boyfriend is actually wetting the bed. Melissa is sure this isn't true, because her boyfriend says he isn't. - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:47 am
15. Erin, 23, is her sharp abdominal pain coming from an STD? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:48 am
16. Flip, 16, question for Kelly. This is funny because Adam says "Flip, that's short for Philip right?" and Flip says "NO!" reflexively, but then admits his name on his birth certificate is... Philip! - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:49 am
17. Mindy, 16, orgasms too quickly - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:49 am
18. Britney, 19, can't orgasm call #37. Relatively funny because she's an idiot... there's a real "who's on first" exchange where Adam is asking "Where did you have sex?" and she's like "I didn't have sex" because she didn't consider it sex since the guy didn't get her off. - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:51 am
19. Irene, how did Kelly get started? - posted to Kelly Slater on December 17, 2009 a 9:51 am
1. Liz, 18, can only orgasm if she's being hurt - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:33 am
2. Ryan, 18, how to get his girlfriend to let him hang out with friends? ends up being a pretty lame mason jar bogus caller. - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:34 am
3. Janine, question for the band - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:34 am
4. Mike, 18, molested by his neighbors, now he thinks he's gay. - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:34 am
5. Jackie, 19, Yale student who was "raped", in that she was on a date, got so drunk she couldn't walk, the guy started to hump her, she told him to stop and he immediately stopped. - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:35 am
6. Ryan, 18, girl "tricked" him into having sex by getting him drunk, now she's pregnant. I might feel a little sympathy for Ryan but he's a real dumbass, truly believing he has no guilt whatsoever here since he didn't initiate the sex. - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:37 am
7. Amy, 16, trying to get emancipated from her parents. Adam is on fire here, revealing her parents are probably being quite reasonable in keeping her on a curfew and so forth. - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:37 am
8. Ashley, 17, can stress cause you to miss a period? - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:38 am
9. Doug, should he beat up his brother for using hard drugs? - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:38 am
Final thoughts: B-. Band is talkative, but yeah they sound like Dr. Michael so it's a bit confusing at time. Dr. Michael does an okay job but seems a bit rushed. - posted to Dr. Michael Taproot on December 18, 2009 a 10:40 am
1. Madeline, 17, peed on her boyfriends face during orgasm - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:18 pm
2. Megan, 18, her boyfriend is jealous that she dates other guys. Well gee.. - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:19 pm
3. Brandon, 14, fan of Tony Hawk, hopes to start puberty any day now - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:19 pm
4, Beth, why does she get yeast infections? Dr. Ben does a good job of covering this frequent question. - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:20 pm
5. Nick, 14, his sister is bi, is it because she was abused? - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:20 pm
6. Josh, 25, got drunk and used a stun gun on his testicles, is he sterile now? - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:21 pm
7. Glen, 19, does Tony know some guy named Slim? Is anyone screening this calls? - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:21 pm
8. Layel, is it okay to use the pill to reduce the frequency of periods? - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:22 pm
9. Sarah, 16, her virgin boyfriend dumped her because she won't put out - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:22 pm
10. Brandy, 21, should she tell her husband she is gay? She has two kids. Adam asks what exactly her plan was. - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:23 pm
11. Stephanie, 16, boyfriend is unavailable - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:24 pm
12. Christina, 16, how does a sex change operation work? - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:24 pm
Final thougths: B+. Ben is a good guest, does even better than Drew on the medical questions. Tony is alright, Adam is funny. Pretty solid show. - posted to Dr. Ben Tony Hawk on December 19, 2009 a 12:25 pm
1. Samantha, 14, when should she start going to the gyno? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 7:48 pm
2. Angela, 22, had an abortion, now she hates the guy - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 7:51 pm
3. James, 17, lives with his girlfriend in a house he rents for $150 a month in Alabama, wants to get his GF pregnant even though they have severe fights and break up every few weeks. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 7:54 pm
4. Greg, can you get a girl pregnant for orgasming in the pool she's in? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 7:54 pm
5. Janet, dreamed of having sex with god - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 7:55 pm
6. Ailene, 18, should she get back with her baby daddy who split to Florida for a while? This inspires Adam to mention Germany or Florida. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 7:58 pm
7. Mike, 17, what are the symptoms of diabetes? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 7:59 pm
8. Britney, 16, keeps thinking she sees her rapist everywhere - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 7:59 pm
9. John, 25, has a big-time foot fetish, wants to know how common it is. Bruce is highly offended by this call. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:00 pm
10. Erin, 14, her boyfriend moved to Alaska, should she try to keep up the relationship? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:00 pm
11. Nicole, 16, her sister stole her boyfriend from her. Bonus: it happened at church - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:05 pm
12. Emily, 14, was her sister molested by her mom's meth dealer? Depressing call - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:05 pm
13. Ian, beyond using a condom, how can he reduce the risk of pregnancy? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:06 pm
14. Lisa, 23, should she stay with her boyfriend? yawn - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:06 pm
Final thoughts: B-. Gets off to a rocky start but Adam is perhaps nicer to Bruce in this show than any other. Callers are a bit repetitive. Joe Rogan was supposed to be on this episode, his absence was never explained on air. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:40 pm
1. Stacy, 21, should she continue having sex with her ex-BF, some unavailable guy in a band? - posted to no guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:41 pm
2. Tim, wrote a very, very bad rap for Loveline. - posted to no guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:41 pm
3. Molly, 24, condom fell off during sex, should she take the morning after pill? - posted to no guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:41 pm
4. Travis, 16, this girl he has a major crush on is pregnant, should he continue to hang around in waiting for her to fall in love with him? Uh no. - posted to no guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:42 pm
5. Jacob, 16, his girlfriend always orgasms, is this normal? - posted to no guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:42 pm
6. Chris, 18, is really depressed and lost his appetite, is this due to smoking weed? - posted to no guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:43 pm
7. Shelby, kicked out of meth rehab for smoking pot, can she solve her problems by moving somewhere new? She boasts that she's learned everything she needs to know about recovery. - posted to no guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:43 pm
8. Brooke, 19, had a 1-night-stand, now the guy is mad that she waited an entire day to call him back... very confusing call. Hosts are too tired to break it down into 20 painfully simple yes or no questions to figure out what the hell she's talking about. - posted to no guest on December 20, 2009 a 8:44 pm
9. Dan, 18, should he ask a certain girl out? Loveline is getting a lot of these teen melodrama calls lately... - posted to no guest on December 21, 2009 a 10:17 am
10. Erin, what are the long-term effects of selling eggs? - posted to no guest on December 21, 2009 a 10:17 am
11. Jolisa, scared of getting a pap smear - posted to no guest on December 21, 2009 a 10:17 am
12. Jan, 20, what is Molluscum? - posted to no guest on December 21, 2009 a 10:20 am
13. Sara, 22, addicted to thinking about sex, was she molested? - posted to no guest on December 21, 2009 a 10:20 am
14. Eddie, is there an operation to cure sweaty palms? In answering this question Adam has an epiphany about people who read alternative weeklies. - posted to no guest on December 21, 2009 a 10:21 am
15. Vanessa, 19, convoluted drama involving her plumber boyfriends, her parents who employ them, a house she bought, and Vanessa generally being a massive bitch. - posted to no guest on December 21, 2009 a 10:22 am
16. Peggy, did she give her girlfriend a yeast infection? - posted to no guest on December 21, 2009 a 10:22 am
53:13 wow yeah, there are clearly two Adam's talking at the same time. Very strange. - posted to no guest on December 22, 2009 a 12:14 pm
Oh, the only overlapping sound is Adam yelling "Nobody wants to hear it!" I think maybe Anderson was using a drop to register his annoyance with Adam ranting on a familiar topic. - posted to no guest on December 22, 2009 a 12:15 pm
1. Brianne, 21, had unprotected sex, can't scare up $78 for the morning after pill. - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:50 am
2. Eve, 25, all tangled up with her ex who has 500 kids with 500 women (Adam shockingly guesses that he's black). This is also the caller who the phone screeners tell to lie about her age. - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:51 am
3. Josh, why did he marry a woman three weeks after meeting her? - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:51 am
4. Todd, 23, is masturbating 10 times a day too much? - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:51 am
5. Sarah, 15, masturbates to Marilyn Manson songs - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:52 am
6. Jackie, 20, depressed stripper, needs therapy for cheap - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:52 am
7. Nora, 18, had an abnormal pap smear - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:52 am
8. Mick, 19, depressed after being dumped, lost 140 pounds by not eating for 3 months - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:53 am
9. Eva, are her irregular cycles and endometriosis related to having Iritable Bowel Syndrome? - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:54 am
10. robin, 19, do over-the-counter fertility tests work? Drew says they do, but still aren't a substitute for birth control. - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:54 am
11. Katie, 13, has a canker sore from kissing one of her boyfriends, is it herpes? - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:55 am
12. Liz, 20, why is her vagina bruised after sex? - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:55 am
13. Stephanie, 19, has been on her period since May 2nd. Bad times... - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:55 am
14. Vanessa, broke up 5 days ago and her boyfriend immediately moved in with her friend - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:56 am
15. Leslie, 14, what are the side effects of taking Aderol? Her goal in taking it is to lose 3 pounds. - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:56 am
16. Celeste, 24, followup to the earlier herpes call. - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:56 am
17. Sarah, 14, irregular periods, has a black liquid coming out... they don't have time to answer. - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:57 am
Final thoughts: D-. Adam's rants in this episode, are highly annoying, even if they aren't pre-recorded (Anderson plays the same "nobody wants to hear it!" drop several times over Adam). Same old topics, same old crap. I fast forwarded through them for the most part. callers are vaguely amusing but it doesn't redeem the episode. - posted to no guest on December 23, 2009 a 9:58 am
1. Sicilia, 18, calling to tell a place for free Morning After Pill in Chicago - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:33 am
2. Ashley, 18, how to tell her friend that her fiance isn't pregnant - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:33 am
3. Kendell, 21, was she molested? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:33 am
4. Chad, his ex is pregnant and told him she's planning to have a miscarriage. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:33 am
5. Nadia, 18, only sex and drugs can keep her happy, she has a son already, her boyfriend is abusive, she's using no protection now... prompts the usual anger from Adam - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:34 am
6. Mary, 21, how can she get aroused? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:34 am
7. Erica, 17, has a lot of anal sex so she can remain a "virgin", what are the dangers of anal sex? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:35 am
8. Mike, 23, why hasn't he had sex in 5 years? Ends up sounding very creepy and oddly like Dr. Bruce, as Anderson points out. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:41 am
9. Bryan, fry cook, asks how he can salvage his relationship with his GF after he ditched her on their anniversary night to go see a wrestling event. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:41 am
12. Grant, 24, wants his girlfriend to quit stripping - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:42 am
13. Beth, announces she wants Adam's job, so Adam has her help Ellen, 14, whose mom found out she was smoking weed and having sex. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 27, 2009 a 8:42 am
1. Veronica, how to treat crabs? - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:50 am
2. Phil, 17, can a girl get an infection from swallowing semen? - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:50 am
3. Angela, 19, her faince is 32 and they've known eachother for 3 years, he's not into sex now. She has a kid from some other random guy. Trainwreck caller of the night? - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:51 am
4. Janet, 16, question about Drew's book - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:52 am
5. Ellen, 14, her mom caught her smoking pot. Funny call since mom actually gets on the phone. - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:52 am
6. Kurt, 21, can't get over his ex-GF who cheated on him - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:52 am
7. Aaron, 19, how to get with his female friend? Another hopeless guy stuck in friendville. Saved from being boring because... he agrees to ask her out on the air! He's put on hold while that's arranged. - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:53 am
8. Janet, 15, how to masturbate? - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:54 am
9. Stef, 23, molested at 5, hooked on speed by 15, did jail time at age 18, has a kid, was recently raped by another cousin. The undisputed trainwreck call of the night! - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:55 am
10. Aaron is back with his crush. She turns him down hardcore, it is brutal. - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:55 am
11. Mike, how to reduce sexual tension without losing his virginity? - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:57 am
12. Jason, what is the best way to dump his girlfriend? - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 9:57 am
1. Jim, 18, ex-girlfriend lied about being pregnant to manipulate him, now he can't trust any women - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:23 am
2. Tricia, 25, single mom from Texas, her boyfriend is a horse trader and drug dealer. Shockingly, Drew finds that her father was a crack dealer. Trainweck of the night on call 2. - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:24 am
3. Cynthia, 22, how to stop dating losers? Ex-junkie with a kid... but can't take the trainwreck title away from Tricia. - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:25 am
4. Andrea, named her son after Drew... sort of. She met a guy online, both she and the guy have kids, is she ready for marriage? - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:25 am
5. Aaron, 18, is it legal for him to have sex with his 16 year old girlfriend? - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:25 am
6. Eric, is there going to be a Family Guy movie? - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:26 am
7. Sarah, 23, her husband's penis supposedly grew 1.5". This caller gets dumber every time I hear it... - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:26 am
8. Bobby (chick), 25, got a gastric bypass, was 394 pounds, now she has blood sugar issues. Adam gets angry that she can provide no real information about how much food she ate when she was fat, verses how much she eats now. - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:27 am
9. Katie, 21, how to get started in acting? - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:28 am
10. Jareth, 17, her boyfriend cheated on her with a guy - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:28 am
11. Zach, 20, just found out his girlfriend is 15. Hosts call bogus and it sort of is, he's talking about something that happened years ago. - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:28 am
12. Scott, 19, parents think porn will destroy him. For some reason he let his family know he has a porn collection. - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:29 am
13. Matt, how to get rid of stretch marks? - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:29 am
14. Cathy, 17, how to ask a guy out? - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:30 am
Final thoughts: B-. Seth is a great guest but these are pretty weak calls, only notable for how retarded the callers are. - posted to Seth Green on December 27, 2009 a 10:30 am
Final thoughts: B. Christy is a pretty weak guest but the brutal love connection with Aaron makes this show memorable. - posted to Christy Canyon on December 27, 2009 a 10:31 am
1. Ryan, does the Depo shot work? - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:34 am
2. John, GF's libido has dropped since she got on depo, can he slip testosterone cream into her lotion to get her horny again? - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:35 am
3. Charlene, 18, her boyfriend's balls smell - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:35 am
4. Chris, 18, question for band - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:35 am
5. Sonya, is she addicted to pot? - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:35 am
6. Sarah, 23, birth control question - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:35 am
7. Adrian, 13, can't orgasm call #38 - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:36 am
8. Corey, 16, uncircumcised, how to get his foreskin to retract? - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:36 am
9. Fran, 17, is oral sex considered full sex for lesbians? - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:37 am
10. Erin, can't orgasm call #39 - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:40 am
11. Rob from the Transplants, calls to chat - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:40 am
12. Chris, 21, went limp during sex, now he can't orgasm - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:40 am
13. Jessica, 21, addicted to heroin, lost a lot of weight, not having a period anymore, is she pregnant? - posted to Dr Ben Dropkick Murphys on December 28, 2009 a 9:41 am
1. Kurt, 23, found a sex tape of his fiance, disturbed still - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:43 pm
2. Natalie, 14, got taken advantage of while high by her ex-boyfriend - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:44 pm
3. Mindy, has brain damage from a DUI, she died twice, has relationship issues now - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:44 pm
4. Ashley, can't orgasm call #40 since the 4/14 show - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:45 pm
5. Brandon, 15, his girlfriend's clit is 3" long... ends up being a bogus call - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:45 pm
6. Jessica, 20, how to help her older boyfriend deal with the death of his dad - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:46 pm
7. Autumn, freaked out that her ex-boyfriend wants her to be in a threesome - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:46 pm
8. Monique, 18, "horniest girl" in town but she doesn't actually like sex - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:46 pm
9. Ben, 25, going down on his GF makes his neck sore - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:47 pm
10. Lindsay, 15, raped at age 8, is it okay for her to have sex now? After this call there is a commercial left in the recording, from 1:08:00 to 1:13:00. - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:48 pm
11. Ashley, 23, is there a way to postpone her period so she can nail some guy in 3 weeks? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:48 pm
12. Tabatha, 18, disagrees with what she thought Adam said about women never liking casual sex - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:49 pm
13. Rob, 17, his girlfriend is never horny - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:49 pm
14. Mark, 20, is he masturbating too much? - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:49 pm
15. Sue, 22, burned badly by laser hair removal - posted to Dr. Bruce No Guest on December 30, 2009 a 12:49 pm
1. Robin, 24, will buprenex mess with her pregnancy? She and her mom are both heroin addicts. She's been pregnant 7 months and never thought to ask the doc if the drugs she's injecting will effect her kid. - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 8:30 am
2. Stephanie, 17, mom and dad beat the crap out of her in front of her 1 year old daughter because she forgot to say "thank you" - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 8:31 am
3. Nick, can plastic surgery cure his acne scars? - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 8:32 am
4. Robin, 19, how to fix her lopsided breasts? - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 8:33 am
5. Eddy, 19, calls to tell Adam there was a tiny earthquake in San Francisco. After this call Adam rants for 10 minutes about zits... fast forward! - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 8:36 am
6. Rae, 18, her 15-year-old sister has been raped several times and is a prostitute now - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 8:37 am
7. Katie, 16, in love with her best friend's boyfriend... yeah they hear a smoke detector. The smoke detector actually seems to die mid-call, which I believe is a Loveline first. - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 8:44 am
8. Maria, 17, how much will a boob lift cost? - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 8:44 am
9. Amber, how to change her nipple color? - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 11:57 am
10. Joe, 22, does penis enlargement surgery work? - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 11:58 am
Final thoughts: B+. Marcel is okay but Busy is a good guest. She admits to having had a crush on Drew and she seems to also have a lot in common with Adam... she naturally assumes anyone unable to change a smoke detector battery must be a total idiot. - posted to Dr. Marcel Busy Philipps on December 31, 2009 a 11:58 am
1. Ani, what is this rash she got from sex? - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:49 pm
2. Amanda, 16, has a pain in her vagina after orgasm - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:50 pm
3. Jay, 23, virgin, should have sex with a prostitute just for experience? - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:50 pm
4. John, 16, did his girlfriend dump him to spend more time on her homework? Hosts try to break the awful truth to him. - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:50 pm
5. Sarah, 19, got wasted, woke up with bruises, does she have STDs? Also she's so anorexic she no longer has a period. - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:51 pm
6. Joel, 24, calls to ask Drew about Cracked - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:51 pm
7. Eric, his girlfriend likes golden showers, is this safe? Hosts call BS. - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:52 pm
8. Brendon, asks if Jim from the band is going to enter politics - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:53 pm
9. Lisa, 21, from her voice Adam correctly guesses she's into speed; her call his about being awkward over her third nipple - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:53 pm
10. Britney, 17, why do girls have to be slutty to get dates? Goes on a jag about how great virginity is. - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:54 pm
11. Nicki, 17, obsessed with her weight - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:54 pm
12. Bobby, 16, is the green discharge coming out of her a STD? - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:55 pm
13. James, 20, are his heart problems being worsened by X? - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:55 pm
14. Dave, 24, his tongue piercing is eroding his gums - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:55 pm
15. Ashley, 18, can't orgasm call #41 - posted to Pennywise on January 1, 2010 a 11:56 pm
1. Heather, 16, how did her friend get pregnant while on birth control? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 8:23 am
2. Tyler, can a guy get the morning after pill? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 8:23 am
3. Melissa, 23, should she get her Masters degree, or stay with her BF? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:04 am
4. Jessica, how to ask her boyfriend to get checked for STDs? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:04 am
5. Sarah, 23, is she addicted to love? Sounds like a bad 80s song - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:04 am
6. Sarah, will hypnosis help her remember her childhood abuse? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:05 am
7. Emily, 14, why do men have nipples? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:05 am
8. Heather, 15, how to help her brother with pot addiction? Her brother gets the pot from her father. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:05 am
9. Chris, 18, using the pullout method... ends up being a bogus call - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:06 am
10. Erin, 23, having trouble with not having having a boyfriend for the first time in years - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:06 am
11. Gene, 14, why does Adam hate Bakersfield? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:06 am
12. Epiphany, 16, is it legal to date her 23 year old teacher? Smoke detector call! - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:08 am
13. Matt, 20, paranoid and depressed over his girlfriend being about to dump him. It's gradually revealed that Matt isn't really her boyfriend anyway, he's just kind of hanging around. I love how Loveline fishes this out every time. After this call Adam goes on an extended PSA rant. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:09 am
14. Jessica, 19, what are the side effects of meth? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:10 am
15. Michelle, found pictures of cut up girls in her boyfriend's room! Eventually it's revealed it's more collage-style pasting than the horrific autopsy photos she initially made it sound like she'd found. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:11 am
16. Matt, 18, can't orgasm with women - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:11 am
17. Jennifer, 24, in a cheery mood despite having an abortion a few days ago, wants to know when she can start having sex again - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:11 am
18. JD, 25, can he get a 1-time Viagra prescription so he can get super-hard to make a mold of his penis and create a dildo from that? Easily the best call of the night, Adam does what you'd expect with this ridiculous caller. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:12 am
19. Katy, 15, cheated on her boyfriend on his birthday - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 10:13 am
1. Becky, 23, why does her vagina smell? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:14 pm
2. Julie, 16, has spontaneous orgasms - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:15 pm
3. Jessica, 18, is there such thing as a nipple reduction? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:15 pm
4. Alyssa, 18, do cigarettes reduce one's boobs size? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:16 pm
5. Tiffany, 20, can she do a DNA test on her unborn baby? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:16 pm
6. Melany, 24, is it safe to leave semen in her after the guy orgasms? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:24 pm
7. Chris, 18, will smoking pot make him sterile? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:24 pm
8. Andrew, feels guilty over his girlfriend's abortion. Drew gets angry at him. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:24 pm
9. Monica, 20, found a condom with poo on it in his boyfriend's trash, as well as fat girl porn, should she be concerned? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:25 pm
10. Jessica, why has she never bled during sex? Another case where the guy got angry with her and accused her of not being a virgin. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:27 pm
11. Eric, 23, his girlfriend gets too wet - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:27 pm
12. Sara, why is she bleeding from her vag? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:28 pm
13. Reina, what types of people call Loveline? Reina thinks it's all stupid people. Hosts point out Reina is one of those callers now. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:28 pm
14. Gwen, 18, can't get over this guy she met at a haunted house 3 years ago. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:28 pm
15. Jesse, 18, will black things on his penis affect his fertility? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:29 pm
16. Carla, her boyfriend is an asshole - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:29 pm
17. Fernando, gay guy, should he get into crossdressing? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:29 pm
18. Trina, 18, why isn't Adam running for governor? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:30 pm
19. Laura, is Drew coming to Colorado? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:30 pm
20. Jessica, 17, smells after sex - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:30 pm
21. Lindsay, 23, has had two kidney transplants. Adam launches into a rant about organ donations and forgets Lindsay's call. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:31 pm
22. Annette, 21, her boyfriend took a "horny goat pill" and couldn't orgasm - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:44 pm
23. James, should he ask out a girl he's known for a while? ends up being a lame bogus caller. - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:44 pm
24. Justine, 20, stung out on all kinds of drugs, what sort of rehab does she need? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:45 pm
25. Adrian, 23, can't orgasm call #42 - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:45 pm
Michelle, 15, how to get on the pill without her mom knowing? - posted to no guest on January 4, 2010 a 3:45 pm
1. Gary, 18, are is cold sores related to Herpes? - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 2:58 pm
2. Jen, how to fake having a miscarriage so her jerk boyfriend doesn't know she had an abortion and beat the crap out of her? She insists he's a good guy though. - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 2:59 pm
3. Mike, 16, do penis enlargements work? Dr. Alter claims he'd do an enlargement on a guy even if he was 7-8" to begin with. - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:00 pm
4. Chris, 23, what to do about his curvy penis? - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:00 pm
5. Jacqueline, 25, can she have her inverted nipples fixed surgically? - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:01 pm
6. Brian, 17, wants calf implants - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:01 pm
7. Liz, 20, what is the difference between orgasming and cumming? Dr. Alter says Drew is wrong! - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:02 pm
8. Brett, how did Dr. Alter get into plastic surgery? - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:02 pm
9. Cammie, is the fake penis Dr. Alter creates functional? - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:02 pm
10. Chris, can his man-boobs be removed surgically? - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:03 pm
11. Josh, 21, how is reassignment really an ethical treatment? Why not cut off people's arms if they say they don't like them? - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:03 pm
12. Steve, 20, has big veins on his scrotum. - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:04 pm
13. Travis, 21, is his curved penis genetic? - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:04 pm
14. John, 26, his penis has a strange hourglass shape - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:04 pm
Final thoughts: B+. Dr. Alter seems to have little qualms about any procedure no matter how nutty the person is, but he does seem to be have top-notch medical knowledge. - posted to Dr. Gary Alter on January 5, 2010 a 3:05 pm
1. Anthony, 23, has never had a relationship with a woman, mad about Adam's comments that guys like him are screwed up - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:46 am
2. Chuck, 15, should he date an ugly slut or a hot girl who's not into sex? - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:47 am
3. Lulu, has a "big tick" with her lopsided boobs. - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:48 am
4. Kelly, worried about her husband being into porn - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:48 am
5. Phil, 23, could he have gotten warts from banging some slut at a party? Uh, yeah. - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:48 am
6. Andrew, 15, should he take his friend's virginity on her 15th birthday? - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:49 am
7. Adrian, 16, his pee forks, he's afraid to tell his parents because they're cops - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:49 am
8. Kara, 16, her friend said sex makes you fat - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:49 am
9. Malachi, met a girl at a rave, she has a 4-year-old daughter, now she's lost interest in sex. - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:49 am
10. David, what is Thrice's secret to success? - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:50 am
11. Joey, 16, do big-boobed women have more trouble orgasming? - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:50 am
12. Andy, 13, does masturbation stop your growth? Andy sounds every bit of 13 years old, Adam has him do some voice-overs. - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:51 am
14. Lindsay, 21, pregnant, should she keep her jerk ex-boyfriend in the son's life? Oddly enough they're both grad students at Ivy League schools. - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:51 am
15. Ricardo, 17, says he loves all of Thrice's stuff, but then proceeds to say their major label stuff is all soft. Classic backhanded Loveline compliment. - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:52 am
16. Josh, 24, his brother peed in his mouth when he was 6, has all kinds of issues now - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:52 am
17. Kelsey, can't hear anything after sex. Actually she can't seem to hear much in general, asking "HUH!!!?????" about 10 times during the course of the call, including (of course) when asked "How's your hearing in general?" - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:53 am
18. CJ, can't say no to girls when they want sex. - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:54 am
Final thoughts: C-. Band is quiet, some halfway funny calls toward the end though. - posted to Thrice on January 7, 2010 a 9:57 am
1. Bethany, 17, can't orgasm call #43 - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:00 pm
2. Greg, has the opportunity to be in a threesome with a married couple. Adam on the awkwardness of nailing a woman in front of her husband. - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:01 pm
3. Aaron, 19, his girlfriend claims he's cheating on her by watching porn. Hosts think it's a bogus call. - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:02 pm
4. Derek, 23, fiance had an affair with a guy who's in prison. Hosts advice Derek to run and not look back. - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:02 pm
5. Joe, 21, has chunky sperm. - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:02 pm
6. Will, 14, saw Blood Sweat & Tears live. Anderson seems to imply they got in trouble for playing BST the last time. - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:03 pm
7. Craig, 23, is addiction really a disease? Drew gets on his high horse. - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:04 pm
8. Christine, how long does sperm last inside the body? - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:04 pm
9. Ashley, 15, should she get on the pill? - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:04 pm
10. Cory, 20, was a "whore" at 18, ex-marine, got drummed out of the military by throwing a fit and attacking her commanding officer... Drew is on fire on this call - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:05 pm
11. Makayla, is it normal to be shy about sex? - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:06 pm
12, John, 17, what are the symptoms of genital warts? - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:07 pm
13. Brandy, 21, loveline saved her marriage after she called a couple of weeks ago. APparently that was during the Tony Hawk show on 8/13 - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:08 pm
14. Shelly, 17, sabotages all her relationships - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:09 pm
15. Tim, 22, he's catholic, can he use a condom? - posted to no guest on January 8, 2010 a 6:10 pm
1. Jen, 24, why is she lactating? - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:08 am
2. Falon, 20, had unprotected sex with her BF a few times and didn't get knocked up, so she can keep having unprotected sex, right? Gotta love Loveline callers. - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:42 am
3. Monica, 20, is it safe for her BF with cold sores to go down on her? - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:43 am
4. Steve, 16, virgin with a curved penis, will he hurt a girl in the unlikely event he has sex with one? - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:43 am
5. Mike, 17, basically calling to say he has a M3 at age 17 - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:46 am
6. Lindsay, 17, no sex drive. Adam wants to make fun of her foreign boyfriend but she throws a curveball by saying he's Lithuanian. - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:47 am
7. Mike, 24, what is the craziest Adam/Ralph story? The question doesn't really get answered but they go on a great jag about Tommy Vu. - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:48 am
8. Autumn, 29, will pot make her boyfriend sterile? Hopefully... - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:49 am
9. Victoria, 19, sex feels different since she gave birth - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:49 am
10. Amber, 19, can't orgasm call #44 - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:50 am
11. Megan, 19, denies that girls have any sexual power over men - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:50 am
12. Cassie, 19, why can't she stop having sex with her jerk ex-boyfriend who dumped her by voice mail? - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:51 am
13. Mike, 15, how to get his girlfriend on birth control. Mike thinks they're telling him to go to "Planet Parenthood". - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:51 am
14. Andrew, 28, likes to have sex with his GF while she's asleep. He's an ex-Mormon. Andrew is a great example of a guy who's baffled by the idea of figuring out how other people feel about his wacky actions... he's unable to answer basic questions about his girlfriend, prompting a good rant by Adam. - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:53 am
15. Amy, 22, sex hurts - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:54 am
16. Rachel, 19, she's sober but she takes 30 nyquil tablets a day - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:54 am
17. Seth, 19, what are the side effects of mushrooms? - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 8:54 am
Final thoughts: A. Lots of new Adam stories, Ralph is pretty funny in his own right. Great show. - posted to Ralph Garman on January 10, 2010 a 9:29 am
1. Dawn, 24, has 4 kids from 4 different guys, pregnant with guy #5, Adam believes this a record for a white woman - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:19 pm
2. Brian, 18, how did the races get their start? He wants to get into racing too... probably he's about 12 years late already - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:19 pm
3. Joe, 6'3", 300 pounds, bus driver living in a trailer... he wants to become a woman. - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:20 pm
4. Natalie, 21, sex is painful - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:20 pm
5. Casey, 21, does Sarah like driving on dirt surfaces? Somehow this launches Adam into a long discussion of "Bad Ronald" - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:24 pm
6. Matt, 19, raised very Mormon, can't masturbate - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:25 pm
7. Ashley, 14, was she raped by a 19 year old? Gambling ensues. - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:25 pm
8. Amy, 16, her vagina is too tight for sex - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:25 pm
9. Jason, 25, will get get testicular cancer from freeballing? - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:25 pm
10. Rick, what are the dangers of rimjobs? Rick loves the butthole. - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:26 pm
11. Dan, do the drivers drive fast on the highway too? - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:26 pm
12. Johnny, 21, gay, wants to get a woman pregnant - posted to Indy Racers Sara and Dan on January 12, 2010 a 12:26 pm
1. Julie, can't orgasm call #45 since the 4/14 show. - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 12, 2010 a 12:29 pm
2. Christine, 21, her boyfriend dumped her for no reason. Gradually they pry out of Christine there was a reason and it was that Christine blew up on vacation with his family and left for a hotel. It's amazing how the Loveline caller's thought process works... - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 12, 2010 a 12:30 pm
3. Analise, 13, raped by her aunt's boyfriend, who helps her aunt run a day care. Her family knows but of course no one has called the police. Yeah it's the trainwreck call of the night. - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 12, 2010 a 12:32 pm
4. Joe, his GF can't orgasm. Can't orgasm call #46. - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 12, 2010 a 12:34 pm
5. Daisy, 23, bi, wants to have a threesome - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 14, 2010 a 1:40 am
6. Harlot, did Wilmer like working with Marilyn Manson? - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 14, 2010 a 1:40 am
7. Amy, how to not have sex with guys so quickly - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 14, 2010 a 1:41 am
8. Will, how to get his copy of Cracked signed? Jr. producer Lauren makes a rare vocal appearance. - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 14, 2010 a 1:41 am
9. Brian, asleep - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 14, 2010 a 1:42 am
10. Marissa, 16, pees when she orgasms. Adam goes on an extended rant about pins and cardboard being left in apparel when you buy it. - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 14, 2010 a 1:42 am
11. Mark, what are the chances of transmitting herpes? - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 14, 2010 a 1:42 am
12. Shinnae, 22, dating a 65-year-old oil executive she met in her job as a topless dancer. But it's not about the money or anything. - posted to Wilmer Valderrama on January 14, 2010 a 1:43 am
1. Jon, 20, he and his girlfriend have both cheated on eachother, they have a kid... what should they do? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:12 am
2. Mindy, 21, how does AFI get their video ideas? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:13 am
3. Tyler, 19, how can he get his Mormon girlfriend to have an abortion? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:13 am
4. Annie, 22, wants to do her boyfriend with a dildo... this is the bogus call. Mildly amusing. - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:14 am
5. Celphea, 15, her mom will let her get a tattoo but not a piercing. Eventually they learn she was raped by her father who was never brought to justice. - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:15 am
6. Martha, will she get scar tissue from a nose piercing? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:15 am
7. Felecia, 16, how can she ask out this goth guy she has a crush on? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:16 am
8. Joel, explains the origin of the term "spanish fly", answering a question no one asked. The band very aptly calls Joel "Cliff Clavin". - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:22 am
9. Crystal, 18, can you get pregnant on your period? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:23 am
10. Lindsay, what is the origin of the "mason jar" meme? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:23 am
11. Cynthia, 17 has pain during sex... eventually it's revealed she was raped by her Mexican great-grandfather. A typical Loveline call if there ever was one. - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:24 am
12. Marie, 21, feels she is 2 years off from full-blown drug addiction... wtf? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:24 am
13. Mandy, 20, what is the white stuff in her vagina? - posted to AFI on February 7, 2010 a 4:24 am
1. Rob, 16, He's an orthodox jew, can he have sex with his girlfriend? Adam rants about how people try to beat god on technicalities by using timers to use electricity on the sabbath. - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:12 am
2. Sophia, 17, she's been constipated ever since she had anal sex. Adam thinks it's a prank call. - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:13 am
3. Andrea, 17, addicted to sex, she has a 9-month old daughter... - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:13 am
4. Erin, 18, her boyfriend wants a threesome... she sounds very uninterested. - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:14 am
5. Jade, 16, how long after abortion does she have to wait before she has a period? Three screwed up girls in a row. - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:14 am
6. Blair (guy), 20, had sexual experiences with a girl at age 8, now he thinks he's a pedophile. Now we've moved on to screwed up guys. - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:15 am
7. Dan, asks about Andy and Phil Hartman - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:15 am
8. Holly, 17, should she stay with her 21-year-old boyfriend who tells everyone she's 19? - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:15 am
9. Maggie, 22, had sex with a 44-year-old guy who'd had a vasectomy, why did he pull out anyway? - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:16 am
10. Julia, fan of both Cracked and Andy Dick - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:16 am
11. Caitlin, just took her sister to get an abortion, now she wants to know if you can double up your birth control pills to prevent fertilization. - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:17 am
Final thoughts: B. Andy Dick is a decent guest, calls are weak, Adam rants on very tired subjects at the end of the show (Bullet Train to Vegas again) - posted to Andy Dick on February 8, 2010 a 4:17 am
1. Adam, 19, paralyzed from a car wreck, how can he get sexual relief? - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:09 am
2. Lucy, dating a married guy, she believes he'll leave his wife, she has a kid with him... the first in a series of stupid, stereotypical women callers. - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:10 am
3. Michelle, gave a guy a blowjob because he was "curious" to see what her tongue ring would feel like, she is attracted to him, he uses her for sex and she is curious as to why he gets angry when she isn't in the mood. Gee. Adam quickly susses out that she's a big girl. - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:11 am
3. Jon, can self-mutilation be healthy? - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:11 am
5. Remy, 15, will a CAT scan detect that she's on birth control, smokes pot every day and does other drugs? Drew points out that if her doctor knew all the things she was doing to her body he probably wouldn't be ordering a CAT scan to figure out why she's sick. - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:12 am
6. Stef, 22, can't orgasm call #47 - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:13 am
7. Scott, 18, he says very dramatically, as if this is going to be some shocking, unprecedented revelation, that... he's always horny and his GF rarely is!!! Yeah I know, stop the presses... - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:14 am
8. Sarah, 25, her conservative parents won't speak to her since she moved in with her boyfriend. Adam eventually susses out that the BF is an unemployed loser and wannabe bookie, making the parents seem somewhat reasonable. Sarah regurgitates her boyfriend's half-assed defense of his lifestyle. - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:15 am
9. Layla, stripper, wants to know if she has scabies and is spreading it to her friends and customers. Loveline always manages to make seemingly sexy topics (strippers, horny girls, etc.) completely repulsive... - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:17 am
10. Heather, 19, can't orgasm call #48 - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:17 am
11. Marie, 16, is she ready to have sex? - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:23 am
Final thoughts: C. Nickelback comes off exactly like the kinds of guys who sell 10 million crappy records. A bit fake, not particularly interesting, yet there's some calculating intelligence there too. The technical difficulties suck, the repetitive girl callers with nonexistant self-esteem are funny but annoying at the same time. However, Adam rants and jokes on fresh topics and saves yet another show. - posted to Nickelback on February 9, 2010 a 10:23 am
1. Armando, 16, should he end his long-distance relationship? - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:24 pm
2. Joel, blind, will there be an audio version of Cracked? - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:24 pm
3. Lisa, 20, mom has Huntington's Korea, Dad is physically abusive... very sad call. - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:25 pm
4. Tiffany, 20, doesn't enjoy sex - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:25 pm
5. David, why does his roommate have porn of pregnant women and old women? - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:25 pm
6. Carly, 20 has never had a relationship - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:25 pm
7. Jessie, his father is addicted to Ambien - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:25 pm
8. David, gay Mormon, can he go straight? Strangely the "Are you a Mormon?" is not heard drop in this call... - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:26 pm
9. Christina, doesn't enjoy sex either. She was raped at age 12 while in a group home. - posted to no guest on February 10, 2010 a 10:26 pm
1. Dani, has been in 4 porn films, people in her real life are starting to get suspicious... probably, as Adam says, because she wants them to know. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:47 am
2. Steve, his girlfriend can't orgasm. Can't orgasm call #49 since the 4/14/03 show. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:48 am
3. Rachel, 20, should she confront her dad over his affair? - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:48 am
4. Andrew, 17, is Cracked true? - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:49 am
5. Shy, 20, not into sex - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:49 am
6. Dave, 20, he and his girlfriend take different times to orgasm - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:49 am
7. Tom, plays Taboo 2 theme on the guitar, Adam sings along. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:49 am
8. Dave, should his parents get a divorce? - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:50 am
9. Chris, what is the medical reason for farting? - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:50 am
10. Max, has an eye twitch question for Drew - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:50 am
11. Jennifer, 23, sex makes her have her period. She's 5'8" 255 lbs but can't diet since she currently has a job. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:50 am
12. Ashley, 18, boyfriend just wants her to come over and jerk him off, he won't give her oral, he keeps hitting her up for money to buy drugs. Meanwhile nice 18-year-old guys still have no hope of getting laid. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:52 am
13. Billy, how is it that both people in porn orgasm at the same time? Billy ends up being schizophrenic. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:54 am
14. Eddie, was his girlfriend a victim? - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:54 am
15. Shana, pronounces it "Shawna"... her question is whether it's normal for a guy to shave his pubes - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:55 am
1. Lilly, 5'10", her co-worker won't stop flirting with her. She paints cars for $9/hour so changing jobs isn't an option. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:59 am
2. John, 6'3", how to break it to his girlfriend that he just has one nut? Annoying call because Drew freaks out. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:59 am
3. Angela, 5'9", can't get wet enough during sex - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 8:59 am
4. Melanie, 5'0", has a kid with a drug addict, her own step-father, who is also her uncle, gives her money but the baby daddy thinks she's still having sex with the step-father for the money. Yeah looks like this is going to be the trainwreck call of the night. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 9:00 am
5. Eric, 6'1", has a theory on why spanish women yell "Whoooo???" into the phone - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 9:01 am
6. Kristen, 5'5", should she keep with her roofer fuck buddy in the hopes of it becoming a relationship? Adam on the hierarchy of construction jobs. - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 9:02 am
7. Steve, 5'10", gets nauseous when he's masturbating - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 9:02 am
8. Melissa, 5'3", bleeds during sex - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 9:02 am
9. Michelle, 5'9", can only orgasm through anal sex - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 9:03 am
10. Bernardo, 5'9", why does his GF get jealous when he stares at women at ICP concerts? - posted to no guest on February 12, 2010 a 9:03 am
11. Carly, how to get her boyfriend off heroin - posted to no guest on February 14, 2010 a 10:34 pm
12. Lauren, 5'1", can't get enough sex - posted to no guest on February 14, 2010 a 10:34 pm
13. Nick, 6', 270 pounds, can't meet women - posted to no guest on February 14, 2010 a 10:35 pm
14. Angel, meth addict, losing interest in her husband, cheated on him twice - posted to no guest on February 14, 2010 a 10:35 pm
15. Mike, 15, wants a threesome with his girlfriend and another girl - posted to no guest on February 14, 2010 a 10:35 pm
1. Adrianna, 21, she pees when she orgasms - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:04 am
2. Joe, 19, did getting molested make him bisexual? - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:04 am
3. Caroline, 21, has birth control killed her sex drive? - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:05 am
4. Chelsea, 15, got wasted on booze and ecstacy, several guys raped her, now videos of it are being sold around school. Then she tried to OD on Vicodin. Also she doesn't eat food due to an unrelated eating disorder. She's afraid to file charges because her controlling parents might find out she's drinking. Trainwreck call of the night? - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:07 am
5. Jennifer, 22, feels like she's going to poop when she's getting anal sex. Eventually it's revealed she has 2 kids and another on the way (3 different fathers) and her only source of income is a newspaper route. - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:09 am
6. Emily, gets cramps after orgasming - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:09 am
7. Christina, 18, no sexual interest in her girlfriend for the past year. - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:09 am
8. Charlotte, 21, her boyfriend thinks she's dumb. This is... maybe... a bogus call, but the hosts hear a smoke detector. - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:10 am
9. Jenna, 16, asked out some church camp guy she's known for 4 years, he just wants sex - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:11 am
10. Tony, 16, fingerbanging his girlfriend for the first time, he felt a lump. Drew thinks it was a cervix. - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:11 am
11. Serena, 16, her 22-year-old fuck buddy won't date her. Shocking! - posted to Sara Rue on February 15, 2010 a 8:12 am
1. Tegan, 18, in a twist, she asks why she CAN orgasm... - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:17 am
2. Jaye, her fuck buddy is an ex-heroin addict... except by ex-heroin addict she means he's still using... she had unprotected sex with him, what are the risks? - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:19 am
3. Katie, 23, did Adam get her e-mails she sent to some radio station? She thinks he's been referring to them on the air. - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:20 am
4. Brandy, molest at 16 months (wtf?) got genital warts from it - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:20 am
5. Sarah, 24, drunk caller, her fiancee has videos of him and his ex-girlfriends, should she break up with him for that? Sarah is very annoying and claims to be in medical school, but is unable to answer Drew's questions about what sort of classes she's taking. - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:21 am
6. Bob, do women release pheromones when they're on their period? - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:23 am
7. Erica, 23, can't orgasm call #50! For this milestone call it's actually better than the usual can't orgasm call. After Erica admits she doesn't know what "paralyzed" means, they quiz her about what the Holocaust is and in what decade WW2 occurred... she has no idea about either of course. - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:25 am
8. Genvieve, 16, hangs out with a lot of 20+ year old guys, she suspects they might be hoping to have sex with her, could that possibly be the case? - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:26 am
9. David, 20, his girlfriend made up an elaborate story with 20 different people who don't exist, kept it up for months. This is the guy who Adam claims would bore Huel Hauser. - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 8:28 am
10. Lightning round... a very manic Ace Rockolla does his thing. The only real caller is a guy who claims Baldwin Park High School isn't in LA Unified School District, correcting a claim Adam made earlier. - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 1:22 pm
Final thoughts: C-. Bob has utterly nothing to say if it's not about his lame reality TV show. Adam rants on the usual subjects but the calls are okay. - posted to Bob Guinney on February 16, 2010 a 1:23 pm
1. Kyra, what exactly is she squirting when she orgasms? - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:56 pm
2. Vianni, she's always horny - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:56 pm
3. Will, bogus call that falls apart - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:56 pm
4. Melanie, can she trust her boyfriend? - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:57 pm
5. Joe, 18, what are the health risks of tattoos? - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:57 pm
6. Michelle, 19, lesbian who sleeps with a guy all the time (mmmhmm), she's upset that he brought a girl over to her house to have sex with her. Should she dump him? Adam quickly susses out she's 5'7" 240 pounds. - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:58 pm
7. Melissa, been with her boyfriend for a year, he won't let her meet his friends... is this a bad thing? - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:58 pm
8. Jake, 24, what are the dangers of magic mushrooms? - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:58 pm
9. Jamie, can you get pregnant from anal of the guy rips a hole to the vaginal area open? Theoretically yes but pregnancy will be the least of your worries if that happens... - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 10:59 pm
10. Christy, 19, if her lesbian GF has sex with a man, can Christy then get pregnant hours later from going down on the girl? I like how "lesbian" seems to mean "has sex with guys" to Loveline callers. - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 17, 2010 a 11:00 pm
11. Jessica, meth addict, read cracked - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 19, 2010 a 10:15 am
12. Brian, apparently Adam mooned his grandmother and knew his dad - posted to Bill Bellamy on February 19, 2010 a 10:16 am
1. Pablo, do girls know if a guy has ever masturbated to them? Pablo is literally psychotic, Drew learns. - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:16 am
2. Alex, was in Iraq, has PTSD, doctors keep telling him he needs to give up booze entirely, Drew agrees - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:17 am
3. Laura, 21, boyfriend produces a lot of precum, is this normal? - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:17 am
4. Victoria, 22, had sex with a guy, why didn't he want a relationship? She gets angry when Adam wants to know what kind of job she has. - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:18 am
5. David, can't orgasm from oral sex - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:18 am
6. Chris, should she stay with her baby's father? He wants to get married but she finds him boring. - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:18 am
7. Allen, 18, masturbates 5 times a day, claims his parents find semen stains in the rug - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:19 am
8. Anabelle, is it normal for breasts to be different sizes? They hear a smoke detector. - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:19 am
9. Sherry, huge Cheap Trick fan - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:19 am
10. Chrissy, 24, is it normal for a doctor to stick his finger up the butt during a pelvic exam? - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:20 am
11. Jessica, meth addict, read cracked - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:20 am
12. Brian, apparently Adam mooned his grandmother and knew his dad - posted to Cheap Trick on February 19, 2010 a 10:20 am
1. Pablo, do girls know if a guy has ever masturbated to them? Pablo is literally psychotic, Drew learns. - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 19, 2010 a 10:21 am
2. Alex, was in Iraq, has PTSD, doctors keep telling him he needs to give up booze entirely, Drew agrees. - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 19, 2010 a 10:21 am
3. Laura, 21, boyfriend produces a lot of precum, is this normal? - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 19, 2010 a 10:21 am
4. Kate, 20, landmark bizarre call, goes in the hall of fame. I'll just tell it chronologically. She was raped several times, graduated high school, moved to London on a whim, did a triple-major at Oxford but after 9/11, which would have occurred a few days after she started Oxford, she decided to come home. Mmmkay. Then it gets weird. She went to Notre Dame and at her 19th birthday party, which 70 people attended, she was abducted from the front porch, beaten and left for dead in Gary, Indiana. A woman found her and drove her home. Then she attended culinary school where she was promptly raped by another student. Her actual question is why her boyfriend doesn't think she's loyal to him. I think she is certified nuts. - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 19, 2010 a 10:24 am
5, Grant, how can he decrease the time it takes him to recover between orgasms? - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 19, 2010 a 10:25 am
6. Lisa, had unprotected sex with a bi guy, did he give her genital warts? - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 19, 2010 a 10:26 am
7. Samuel, is it safe to swallow sperm? Claims to be black but has a comedically Hispanic accent - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 19, 2010 a 10:27 am
8. Elizabeth, raped at age 9 - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 19, 2010 a 10:27 am
9. Lucky, 18, can't orgasm call #51 - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 20, 2010 a 9:38 am
10. Nicole, 23, teacher who caught an 8th grader masturbating in class. Drew flips out, everyone else thinks it's no big deal. The next caller also masturbated in class at that age. - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 20, 2010 a 9:39 am
11. Ryan, 18, masturbates too much. Drew, on the defense, tries to make it sound like Ryan has a big problem. - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 20, 2010 a 9:39 am
12. Jamie, 23, only gets sex 3X a week, that's not enough. Although she insists her homelife was great they quickly figure out that her stepdad was an asshole and her sister kept showing people weird bruises and running away. Jamie is very angry. - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 20, 2010 a 9:40 am
13. Katie, her boyfriend took acid 200 times... problem? Bonus: He's a paramedic. - posted to cast of Stealing Time on February 20, 2010 a 9:41 am
1. Adriana, is her cold sore actually oral herpes? - posted to no guest on February 20, 2010 a 9:41 am
2. Josh, 21, addicted to porn. Josh delivers a backhanded compliment and annoys Adam, who puts him on hold as punishment. - posted to no guest on February 20, 2010 a 9:41 am
3. Jo, 21, found a girl's # in her boyfriend's cell phone, he admitted to hanging out with her. Is he cheating? - posted to no guest on February 20, 2010 a 9:42 am
4. George, 18, how to ask out girls - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:48 pm
5. Selena, 19, question about the Morning After Pill - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:48 pm
6. Krystal, 19, are the Olsen twins identical? - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:48 pm
7. Jason, what are the risks of caffeine pills? - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:48 pm
8. Samantha, 20, her husband's sister and mother are helping him have an affair. In true Loveline fashion, Samantha has three kids with the guy. - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:49 pm
9. Joe, 22, should he postpone getting married until he has a steady job? - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:50 pm
10. Ashley, 18, will it hurt worse to lose her virginity when she's older? - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:50 pm
11. DJ, did molestation give him ADHD? - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:51 pm
12. Julio, his pee is clumpy. Pretty funny call, Julio is a fountain of useless information about California history. - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:51 pm
13. Elise, can women ejaculate? - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:52 pm
14. Amy, 19, is it okay to still be a virgin at her age? - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:52 pm
15. Blake, 14, fingerbanged his GF, why did this cause her pain? - posted to no guest on February 23, 2010 a 10:52 pm
1. Linda, 25, can't get horny - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 23, 2010 a 10:53 pm
2. Samantha, blind from self-inflicted gunshot wound. Pretty interesting call. - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 23, 2010 a 10:53 pm
3. Christ, 25, "inspired" by Drew's book (although he hasn't read it or even bought it yet) - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 23, 2010 a 10:53 pm
4. Rachel, 21, is it normal that she started masturbating at age 7? - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 24, 2010 a 10:02 pm
5. Dan, does mushrooms three times a week, is this healthy? - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 24, 2010 a 10:04 pm
6. Mike, how to get his wife to do anal - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 24, 2010 a 10:04 pm
7. Tray, is it normal to prefer masturbation to sex? - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 24, 2010 a 10:04 pm
8. Amber, 23, bartender who broke her toes when someone dropped a keg on her foot, now she's hooked on Vicoden... very textbook denial. - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 24, 2010 a 10:05 pm
9. Mary, 24, can't orgasm call #52 - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 24, 2010 a 10:06 pm
10. Tyler, 23, female-to-male transsexual, living in TJ... pretty funny call. - posted to Jimmy Kimmel on February 24, 2010 a 10:09 pm
1. Elliott, doing a college paper on male birth control, needs help from Drew - posted to Ben Stein on February 24, 2010 a 10:10 pm
2. Jason, general questions about which treatments work for baldness - posted to Ben Stein on February 24, 2010 a 10:10 pm
3. Tori, 14, why is she a "sex fiend"? She's had 150 times since she was 11 - posted to Ben Stein on February 24, 2010 a 10:11 pm
4. Jenny, 21, is it possible to be pregnant at the same time by two different guys? Adam guesses she is in Junior College and works as a waitress, jenny is not impressed. - posted to Ben Stein on February 24, 2010 a 10:11 pm
5. Brooke, can't get horny, it supposedly runs in her family - posted to Ben Stein on February 25, 2010 a 2:08 pm
6. Cory, claims she read a medical journal article where a woman was pregnant by two different men at the same time. - posted to Ben Stein on February 25, 2010 a 2:08 pm
7. Brandon, how to get his mom to read "Cracked"? - posted to Ben Stein on February 25, 2010 a 2:09 pm
8. Lisa, 30, when's the best time to get pregnant? She has two kids already, is currently in inpatient rehab for speed, and the guy she wants to get her pregnant will be in prison for the next 15 years. Obviously a great candidate for parenthood... - posted to Ben Stein on February 25, 2010 a 2:10 pm
9. Liz, 19, what does it mean when Drew says that addiction is a disease? - posted to Ben Stein on February 25, 2010 a 2:11 pm
10. Christina, 19, skipped two days of birth control, then tripled up and got sick - posted to Ben Stein on February 25, 2010 a 2:12 pm
11. Jon, should he date his best friend's ex-girlfriend? - posted to Ben Stein on February 25, 2010 a 2:12 pm
1. Collin, Marilyn Manson inspired him - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:35 pm
2. Sarah, 22, asks for books to help her parents accept that she's a lesbian. No "You're a lesbian" drop played 500 times as Anderson isn't there. - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:36 pm
3. Will, 19, how to get his girlfriend to do a threesome? - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:36 pm
4. Amber, 22, did Manson really have his removed so he could do fellatio on himself? - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:39 pm
5. Josh, what is the meaning of Manson's work? - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:39 pm
6. Mike, gay guy, but attracted to girls - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:39 pm
7. Aspen, called a year ago with a "mason jar" call. - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:39 pm
8. Melissa, why does her boyfriend bite her during class? - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:40 pm
9. Sherry, is it adultery to have a threesome with a married couple? Also, she's getting into porn. Gambling ensues. - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:40 pm
10. Tori, how to fix the romance with her boyfriend? - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:41 pm
11. Hunter, 14, what is Coma White? - posted to Marilyn Manson on February 27, 2010 a 10:41 pm
1. Jennifer, hasn't eating since she had sex a month ago - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 27, 2010 a 10:41 pm
2. Chrissy, 23, why does Dr. Drew hate Dr. Phil? - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 27, 2010 a 10:42 pm
3. Mallory, 17, feels guilty about losing her virginity - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 27, 2010 a 10:42 pm
4. Jenny, hates Adam's politics. - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 27, 2010 a 10:42 pm
5. Scott, has masturbation distorted his penis? - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 27, 2010 a 10:42 pm
6. Nathan, how long was Sarah on SNL? - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 27, 2010 a 10:42 pm
7. Clint, his manipulative ex-boyfriend wants to get back together with him while staying with his current BF too. Good idea? - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 27, 2010 a 10:43 pm
8. Bill, 18, is underage animated porn illegal? - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 27, 2010 a 10:43 pm
9. Jimmy Kimmel calls, apparently Sarah had said she wouldn't disclose he doesn't fart around here. - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 28, 2010 a 9:54 am
10. Elliott, his girlfriend's vagina smells. - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 28, 2010 a 9:54 am
11. Janelle, her boyfriend is making her go to church - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 28, 2010 a 9:54 am
12. Rachel, 18, molested by her father, now she's into abusive guys - posted to Sarah Silverman on February 28, 2010 a 9:54 am
1. Ally, 14, lost her virginity a month ago, is she pregnant now? Her mom walks in just as she's saying "I let him do me without a condom" - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 2:15 pm
2. Joey, 18, should he stay with his closeted 34-year old boyfriend? - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 2:16 pm
3. Nicole, 23, what is the rash under her breast? - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 2:16 pm
4, Jennifer, 23, she invited her co-worker to her place, now he won't leave, she's moved out and is letting him live there. It's amazing what a pushover some people can be... she hasn't even given the guy a key, called the cops or anything. - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 2:17 pm
5. Karen, 17, has enlarged inner lips - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 2:18 pm
6. Mia, 20, can't orgasm call #53 - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 2:18 pm
7. Amanda, 18, blind girl, can't meet any guys - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 10:52 pm
8. Melissa, 19, can bulimia and drugs give you diabetes? - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 10:52 pm
9. Devon, his foreskin hurts after sex - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 10:52 pm
10. Amy, gets a lip rash from eating mango - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 10:53 pm
11. Brad, claims to have a 10" penis that's too big for his GF - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 10:53 pm
12. Josh, can't find a big enough condom. Drew suspects he's just not putting them on properly. - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 10:53 pm
13. Sean, his girlfriend can't stand to be penetrated - posted to no guest on March 1, 2010 a 10:53 pm
1. Jessie, 22, why do Cubans have pearls in their penis? Very inexplicable caller. - posted to Macho Man Randy Savage on March 1, 2010 a 10:54 pm
2. Chastity, 18, has a kid, is pregnant again, is her fiance cheating with her best friend? - posted to Macho Man Randy Savage on March 1, 2010 a 10:55 pm
3. Mike, will Macho Man get back into wrestling? - posted to Macho Man Randy Savage on March 1, 2010 a 10:55 pm
4. Stacy, 15, did she get pregnant from fingerbanging? - posted to Macho Man Randy Savage on March 1, 2010 a 10:55 pm
5. Mike, 13, loved Windy City Heat - posted to Macho Man Randy Savage on March 1, 2010 a 10:55 pm
6. Larissa, 17, her boyfriend can't orgasm - posted to Macho Man Randy Savage on March 1, 2010 a 10:56 pm
7. Media, can't orgasm call #54 - posted to Macho Man Randy Savage on March 1, 2010 a 10:56 pm
8. Kat, 19, what does it mean when a guy says he's addicted to you? - posted to Macho Man Randy Savage on March 1, 2010 a 10:57 pm
1. Natalie, 20, has something to say about rape not being a violent crime but Adam cuts her off to rant. - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 7:58 am
2. Robin, 25, can her boyfriend the heroin addict change? Robin herself is unwilling to do anything in particular to help him. - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 7:58 am
3. Melina, 19, her boyfriend is pressuring her for anal sex - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 7:59 am
4. Cory, 17, his girlfriend's clit is ticklish - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 7:59 am
5. Aaron, is it dangerous to go down on his GF while she's on her period? - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 8:04 am
6. Ashley, 20, has HPV - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 8:04 am
7. Jon, 16, recently had sex with his male cousin. Is he gay? Hosts call bogus - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 8:04 am
8. Rachel, 20, her vagina skin is peeling - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 8:04 am
9. Samantha, history challenge for Adam. Boredom levels reach an all-time high. She didn't know the first battle of the American Civil War... even I knew that. - posted to Kelly Osbourne on March 4, 2010 a 8:05 am
1. Eva, 22, can't orgasm call #55 - posted to no guest on March 4, 2010 a 8:06 am
2. Megan, 15, what are the after-effects of magic mushrooms? - posted to no guest on March 4, 2010 a 8:07 am
3. Jen, 20, how long does it take after quitting birth control before she can get pregnant? Adam discovers her husband is a carpet cleaner and tells her to not have kids yet - posted to no guest on March 4, 2010 a 8:07 am
4. Cindy, 25, can't orgasm call #56 - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:11 am
5. Isaac, 25, suggests Adam could fulfill his goal of having someone remove his cape on stage by doing a celebrity boxing match. - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:11 am
6. April, birth control question - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:29 am
7. Cody, 18, his mom keeps nagging him not to dump his girlfriend - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:30 am
8. Rachel, had sex with some guy at a party, is she pregnant? Rachel sounds like a robot - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:30 am
9. Phil, feels guilty because he looks at porn every other month. Yep he's a mormon. - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:31 am
10. Anne, 24, can you get yeast infections from antibacterial meds? - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:31 am
11. Sydney, freezes up before sex - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:31 am
12. Sean, his girlfriend is into anal, is it safe to ejaculate there? - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:31 am
13. Ivan, his wife can't get wet anymore - posted to no guest on March 5, 2010 a 9:32 am
1. Annie, what exactly is female ejaculation? - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:27 pm
2. Ashley, 5'4" 130lbs has D-cup boobs... wants to know how to make her breasts smaller. - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:28 pm
3. Kelly (guy), 25, is his boyfriend really gay? - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:28 pm
4. Debby, "23", her husband can only get off by hearing her talk about being with other men. Eventually it's revealed she's in her late 30s and has multiple kids. - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:29 pm
5. Andrew, 19, how to get more torque in his car? Great Loveline question... - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:29 pm
6. Jason, 26, what size header should he use for installing french doors? - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:29 pm
7. Craig, question for Eric - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:30 pm
8. Jake, has anal sex with no lube, finds it to be too tight. Hmmm... - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:30 pm
9. Shayla, 16, even though she's only been with him, her boyfriend insists he's not the one who gave her herpes - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:30 pm
10. Steve, 23, has a painful ejaculation. - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:31 pm
11. Ian, claims to have smelled 47 hobopower - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:31 pm
12. Dan, has Germany or Florida! The first one ever? - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:31 pm
13. Michelle, 26, lesbian, will never having sex with a man make her susceptible to uterus cancer? - posted to Eric Balfour on March 7, 2010 a 10:32 pm
1. Nidya, 16, has a kid, now she gets kidney infections - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:32 pm
2. Nicole, 15, should she tell her religious parents she's bisexual? Classic payback call - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:33 pm
3. Mickayla, what are the dangers of huffing Glade Plug-Ins? - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:33 pm
4. Carin, 23, why does she fantasize about people peeing in their pants? - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:34 pm
5. Dustin, defends Junior College - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:34 pm
6. Eva, 23, can you get HIV from fingerblasting? - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:34 pm
7. Vince, thoughts on the Atkins diet? - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:34 pm
8. Layla, what is the rash on the crease of her breast? - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:34 pm
9. Darrel, has penis cramps - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:35 pm
10. Michella, 28, her boyfriend doesn't seem into sex - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:35 pm
11. Jonas (girl), 18, virgin, can't touch herself directly, has to orgasm by rubbing up against things, fantasizes about group sex - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:35 pm
12. Amber, gets the shakes when she isn't drinking... pretty sad call, she lost a kid to SIDS - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:36 pm
13. Haley, her dad abandoned her age age 1 - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:36 pm
14. Mike, 20, his mom is suicidal... very depressing show! - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:36 pm
15. Dylan, what is the origin of Adam always saying "good times"? - posted to no guest on March 7, 2010 a 10:36 pm
1. Gerald, what are the sexual bases? - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:22 pm
2. Micheal, what are pearly penile papules? - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:22 pm
3. Heather, Question for the band - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:22 pm
4. Dan, 24, neighbor's 15-year-old daughter has told him she and her friends choke eachother until they pass out, what should Dan do? - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:23 pm
5.Sara, 15, is weed bad for you? - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:23 pm
6. David, should he tell his girlfriend's son that he is the father? - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:24 pm
7. Kelly, sex hurts. Adam gets pissed at her for being dumb. - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:24 pm
8. Sarah, 14, what is the band's favorite song on the new album? - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:24 pm
9. Steve, 25, has a calcium deposit in his shaft - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:25 pm
10. Kelly, 16 should she get on the patch or on depo? - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:25 pm
11. Jason, 24, his girlfriend thinks she'll get lockjaw if she gives him an orgasm - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:26 pm
12. Jackie, 23, did her boyfriend give her HPV? - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:26 pm
13. Joe, 23, his wife hates porn - posted to Something Corporate on March 10, 2010 a 10:26 pm
1. Cynthia, are all addicts trauma survivors? Apparently yes. - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 9:54 am
2. Jason, 22, his girlfriend refuses to give him a BJ because he puts out too much precum - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 9:55 am
3. Carmen, 19, peeing stings after sex - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 9:57 am
4. Kayla, 16, slept with 15 guys, how to stop? Also she was raped 3 times recently and molested at 6 months - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 9:57 am
5. Sky, 24, should she have labia surgery? Adam gets mad at her for imprecise measurements - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 9:59 am
6. O'Ryan, lives out of his van, basically calls to chat - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 9:59 am
7. Coby, foreskin swells up after masturbation - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 10:00 am
8. Eric, 16, can't meet women. He's a poet and a singer. Adam has him sing, and then recite some love poetry for Zoe (the next female caller). Pretty epic humiliation call. - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 10:00 am
9. Zoe, 19, her boyfriend wants an open relationship - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 10:01 am
10. Joe, 25, his girlfriend thinks it's weird that he wants to masturbate - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 10:01 am
11. Mike, 23, asks if open relationships work - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 10:01 am
12. Matt, his girlfriend's bi ex-boyfriend has AIDS - posted to no guest on March 13, 2010 a 10:02 am
1. Jeff, his girlfriend is into nipple play - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:26 pm
2. Sarah, gross anal sex question involving poop - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:27 pm
3. Laurel, 18, her dormmate masturbates - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:27 pm
4. Karen, 25, has multiple personalities and a speech impediment, gets suicidal in relationships... very strange call - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:27 pm
5. Russ, 22, loses his erection when he uses a condom - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:27 pm
6. Crystal, 22, her boyfriend is in jail... is there a customary amount of time to wait on him? - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:28 pm
7. Martin, had sex in Vegas, was his spermicide condom enough protection? - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:28 pm
8. Matt, 16, his parents smoke weed but won't let him - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:29 pm
9. Chris, his girlfriend has lost interest in sex - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:29 pm
10. Vicki, 19, has pain from inserting her tampon the "wrong way", whatever that means - posted to Lindsay Price and Jay Harrington from Coupling on March 17, 2010 a 10:30 pm
1. Eva, 21, certified bra fitter, answers a lot of Adam's bra-size questions - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 9:47 am
2. Bob, 25, lost his virginity recently but he couldn't orgasm during the sex, and now he can't orgasm from masturbation. You broke it! - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 9:48 am
3. Nicole, 23, offended that her husband masturbates - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 9:49 am
4. Jeff, 19, had a threesome. Adam correctly guesses that Jeff wears a choker. - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 9:51 am
5. Jennifer, 21, her boyfriend lasts under a minute in bed - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 9:52 am
6. Gabe, asks why Adam is so angry - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 9:53 am
7. Danny, defends Junior College - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 9:54 am
8. Mike, tells a story about masturbating at the toilet and accidentally soiling his mom's toy animals she keeps on the lid. - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 9:56 am
9. Andrew, asks where the band got their name and what it means. basically, they got it from some random guy and it doesn't mean anything. - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 10:00 am
10. Abby, what is the discharge coming out of her vagina? - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 10:02 am
11. John, 21, how to get help for his depression? - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 10:02 am
At this point Adam tells the story of driving his car off of a flatbed tow truck. Pretty epic. - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 10:03 am
12. Barbara, 25, is her dad an alcoholic? - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 10:04 am
13. Amy, asleep and the hosts hear a smoke alarm. - posted to Taking Back Sunday on March 21, 2010 a 10:05 am
1. Richard, 16, his girlfriend can't orgasm. Can't orgasm call #57 - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:33 am
2. Janesa, 25, how to know if guys are into a relationship or just want sex? - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:34 am
3. Natalie, has a Germany or Florida! - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:34 am
4. Christine, is it normal to be a virgin at 17? - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:34 am
5. Robert, 15, has a rash on his penis. This ends up being a rare male trainwreck caller of the night... Robert is in a group home after he tried to beat up his loser step-dad... his real dad is in prison. Also they hear a smoke detector. - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:36 am
6. Summer, has a germany or Florida - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:36 am
7. Danielle, what to do about her leaking nipple ring? - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:36 am
8. Tori, 20, has slept with 30 guys in the past year but hasn't had one orgasm. Can't orgasm call #58 - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:37 am
9. Kathryn, 23, getting her PhD in math, can't meet guys - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:37 am
10. Diana, 16, has big boobs, doesn't understand their appeal. Adam gets annoyed that Drew thinks this a problem. - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:38 am
11. Kevin, 23, what are the side-effects of his girlfriend swallowing him? That's how he puts it... - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:38 am
12. Sarah, 19, his her 26 year old boyfriend into her? - posted to Yellowcard on March 21, 2010 a 10:38 am
1. Tiffany, 17, her boyfriend won't have sex with her - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:03 pm
2. Kelly, her boyfriend needs rough sex to orgasm - is pornography to blame? - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:03 pm
3. Matt, 18, lost all interest in sex when he was at the strip club for the first time, also he saw a Junior College classmate there. Shocking! - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:04 pm
4. Christine, 25, her husband likes to pretend other people are there when they're having sex - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:04 pm
5. Eric, sneezes twice when he thinks of sex. One of the weirder calls lately... - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:05 pm
6. Michelle, 17, is repressed memory for real? Has a weird story about meeting her biological dad for the first time while camping at the lake - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:05 pm
7. Mona, 15, should she date a geeky guy who may or may not already have a girlfriend? - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:06 pm
8. Alex, Iraq vet who called on 10/2, calls back to think the hosts for good advice - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:07 pm
9. Amy, how to reverse the aftereffects of LSD and Ecstasy? - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:07 pm
10. Josh, his parents rubbed his face in poo and pee when he was a kid to punish him for going in the bed... will this affect him as an adult? - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:08 pm
11. Sarah, 25, can't orgasm call #59 - posted to no guest on March 23, 2010 a 2:08 pm
1. Natalie, 20, is S&M normal? - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 23, 2010 a 2:09 pm
2. Josh, is meth ruining his sexual ability? - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 23, 2010 a 2:09 pm
3. Mike, his testicle went inside him during sex. Should he be worried? - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 23, 2010 a 2:09 pm
4. Erica, 17, her boyfriend's cum tastes terrible - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 23, 2010 a 2:09 pm
5. Melissa, 17, does she have to take her birth control pills at the exact same time each day? - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:10 am
6. Kara, will using whipped cream during sex interfere with the contraceptive foam she uses? - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:10 am
7. Alex, 15, defends junior college - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:11 am
8. Megan, 16, can only have sex when she's drunk - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:11 am
9. April, can you get pregnant from anal if fluids drop down? - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:11 am
10. Melissa, 18, can't orgasm call #60 - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:12 am
11. Chris, 18, has a mangled penis from a paintball accident. Adam calls bogus. - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:12 am
12. Amber, 20, one of several girls tonight who's confused as to why a guy would want to just have sex with her and no relationship - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:12 am
13-14: Two Germany or Florida callers - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:13 am
15. Nick, 23, has a couple of masturbation questions - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:13 am
16. Emily, 23, left a love note on the car of some guy who's using her for sex... why hasn't he replied yet? - posted to Jason Bateman and Will Arnett on March 25, 2010 a 9:14 am
1. Amy, 22, her boyfriend takes two hours to orgasm - should she massage his prostate? - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:40 pm
3. Tara, 22, can't orgasm call #60 - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:41 pm
4. Louise, wife has abdominal pain during sex - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:41 pm
5. Jennifer, what does it mean that her ex wants to have sex with her? - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:41 pm
6. Beth, did her vibrator ruin her sex drive? - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:41 pm
7. Amber, 22, didn't realize you couldn't cuss on the radio; her question is about why she has an urge to cheat on her boyfriend - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:42 pm
8. Jack, 19, why did he have a painful orgasm in his dream? He doesn't masturbate because supposedly Jesus says not to. Just once Adam should ask "So uh, where does Jesus say this exactly?" - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:42 pm
9. Mike, 20, asks Drew about his book - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:43 pm
10. Sean, his ex-girlfriend and his wife want to confront him - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:43 pm
11. Jessie, 21, why does she hook up with abusive guys? - posted to no guest on March 29, 2010 a 10:43 pm
1. Paulina, 19, why is her boyfriend cheating on her with 14 year olds? Pretty funny call. - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:30 pm
2. Billy, 24, his wife has no sex drive - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:31 pm
3. Joe, what are the side effects of X? - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:31 pm
4. Rachel, her jaw locked up during oral sex. Uh oh. - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:31 pm
5. Liz, will her face break out after sex? - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:31 pm
6. Sandy, 31, caught her husband masturbating and saying a man's name - is he gay? Drew thinks he's crazy. - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:32 pm
7. Dawn, 23, fell from a tree and broke her spine. Bad times... - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:32 pm
8. Kim, 21, would guys prefer a girl with a tongue ring or a girl with no gag reflex? - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:32 pm
9. Brian, why doesn't have had wet dreams? - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:32 pm
10. Dave, can you get a STD from a BJ? - posted to All American Rejects on April 4, 2010 a 3:33 pm
1. Jackie, why does Adam hate women? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:33 pm
2. Shasta, is LSD harmful? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:33 pm
3. Steve, what is the "higher power" in AA all about? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:33 pm
4. Casey, 21, what are the dangers of excessive masturbation? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:34 pm
5. Doug, how to measure his penis? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:34 pm
6. Jessica, 14, can you kill yourself with four sleeping pills? Sad call... - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:34 pm
7. David, 23, can you get an STD from fingerbanging? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:34 pm
8. Joe, 14, what were Adam and Drew for Halloween? Drew was nothing and Adam was Nick Lachay (his wife was Jessica Simpson) - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:35 pm
9. Christa, 16, her boyfriend has herpes, what to do? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:35 pm
10. Chris, 25, do heroin-blockers work? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:35 pm
11. Angela, 17, has a 2-year-old daughter, what does it mean that her ex still wants to have sex with her? gee... - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:36 pm
12. Angie, 18, very upbeat caller who bleeds badly from anal sex - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:36 pm
13. Shirley, all her relatives are cheaters, so will her boyfriend be a cheater too? - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:36 pm
14. Annie, 20, can't orgasm call #61 - posted to no guest on April 4, 2010 a 3:37 pm
1. Tom, 15, how to help his addict dad? - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:37 am
2. Vanessa, 19, her vagina swelled up after having sex doggy style - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:37 am
3. Jen, 16, is always getting in fights with guys - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:37 am
4. Kyle, 16, will ADHD meds stunt the growth of his penis? - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:37 am
5. Jeremy, 20, does he masturbate too much? He's cut down from 5 times a day to 4 times a day. - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:38 am
6. Michelle, 21, calls to profess her love of scrotum and dick in general - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:38 am
7. Erin, 20, is it crazy to feel like this nerdy guy is her soulmate? Erin is a bit nutty. - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:38 am
8. Deanna, claims that anal sex is normal in porn, contradicting an earlier claim by Adam. Adam smells JC and it turns out Deanna is planning on JC. - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:39 am
9. Frank, 20, addicted to pot - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:39 am
10. Jason, addicted to porn - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:39 am
11. David, what questions should he ask a sociopath in his psychology class? - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:40 am
Final thoughts: C-. Boring guest. The hierarchy of guests, from worst to best, seems to be drama actresses, bands that make good music (Cheap Trick), drama actors, bands that make crappy music and male comics at the very top. I have no idea why it is that way... - posted to Bianca Kajlich on April 10, 2010 a 8:41 am
1. Chris, why is there only one guy she can orgasm with? - posted to The Ataris on April 10, 2010 a 8:41 am
2. Kyle, his GF is an ex-lesbian and might be cheating on him with a bi girl. Hosts advise him to run. - posted to The Ataris on April 10, 2010 a 8:42 am
3. Riva, what is Aspergers? Riva is pretty nutty. - posted to The Ataris on April 10, 2010 a 8:42 am
4. Jeremy, needs to know how to go down on his girlfriend - posted to The Ataris on April 10, 2010 a 8:43 am
5. Erica, 28, how can she quit heroin after using for 12 years? - posted to The Ataris on April 10, 2010 a 8:43 am
6. Brianna, 16, her boyfriend likes to give her oral when she's sweaty from running or basketball - posted to The Ataris on April 10, 2010 a 8:44 am
7. Lynn, do guys like nipple play? Disgusting call thanks to Adam... - posted to The Ataris on April 10, 2010 a 8:44 am
1. kelly, what does Mahalo mean? Her real question is about sleaping around, doing "white drugs" (wtf?) and attempting suicide. Loveline always leads off on cheery calls... - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:55 pm
2. Brandy, drama about her ex-boyfriend - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:55 pm
3. Christy, Carpentry Q for Adam - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:56 pm
4. James, can he have sex with his wife right after her C section? It's kind of disturbing how guys are focused on sex pretty much regardless of what's going on - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:56 pm
5. Dawn, is she over heroin? - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:57 pm
6. Kari, 22, is it normal that her 42-year-old boyfriend can't get it up? - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:57 pm
7. Amy, 22, should she track down her 5-year-old's dad and keep him in the kid's life? - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:57 pm
8. Meredith, 22, her "pussy lips" are swollen after sex. She's in community college but is sure she'll be a doctor pretty soon. - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:58 pm
9. Alyce, 20, does she have an eating disorder? - posted to Bow Wow Wow and Adrian Young on April 13, 2010 a 9:58 pm
1. Ashley, 20, got sick after sex - posted to Tenacious D on April 13, 2010 a 9:59 pm
2. Cody, 19, does he have herpes? He doesn't really seem to understand what herpes is... - posted to Tenacious D on April 13, 2010 a 9:59 pm
3. Michelle, 20, molested by her older sister. Sad call... - posted to Tenacious D on April 13, 2010 a 10:00 pm
4. Dave, 24, why don't any Yorba Lindans call in to defend their hometown? - posted to Tenacious D on April 13, 2010 a 10:00 pm
5. Clint, defends Yorba Linda - posted to Tenacious D on April 13, 2010 a 10:00 pm
6. Kari, 21, her husband hides his porn from her. This is the Alaskan caller. - posted to Tenacious D on April 13, 2010 a 10:00 pm
1. Angie, 24, why doesn't she have any sex drive? - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:05 pm
2. Drew, 16, how much masturbation is normal? - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:05 pm
3. Jacob, can't orgasm while standing up - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:05 pm
4. Angie, 21, lesbian with a crush on a straight girl - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:05 pm
5. Greg, why is Adam banned from Conan? - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:05 pm
6. Carly, Triumph's opinions on some crappy reality TV show called "Average Joe"? - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:06 pm
7. Pat, how to improve the taste of his cum? Apparently it's a bogus call - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:09 pm
8. Jamie, 20, is it normal for her boyfriend to have porn of his ex? - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:09 pm
9. Sarah, 25, her boyfriend only gives her sex once a month - also a bogus call - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:09 pm
10. Mike, asks about Triumph's accent - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:09 pm
11. John, how did Conan discover Triumph? - posted to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on April 22, 2010 a 8:10 pm
1. Michelle, how to get rehabbed for Heroin? Drew guesses her dad is an Ambassador, Michelle is not impressed - posted to no guest on April 22, 2010 a 9:45 pm
2. Christina, 19, moved from Florida to Tennessee, now her sex life is dead - posted to no guest on April 22, 2010 a 9:45 pm
3. Deeshell, 14, sexually attracted to everyone but her boyfriend - posted to no guest on April 22, 2010 a 9:45 pm
4. Heather, 24, why does her husband lie about porn? - posted to no guest on April 22, 2010 a 9:46 pm
5. Jim, 17, his penis leans left - posted to no guest on April 22, 2010 a 9:46 pm
1. Julianne, why isn't she having sex with her boyfriend? 5 minutes into the call she reveals he's currently in Iraq. Even by LL standards this is a dumb caller. - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:06 pm
2. Sharie, 15, has been shooting heroin for six months, what should she do? - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:06 pm
3. Jessica, can't meet guys who like rough sex - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:06 pm
4. Sammy, 16, she got pregnant on birth control - ends up being BS - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:06 pm
5. Arthur, can you get pregnant from anal? - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:06 pm
6. Angelita, 15, into Linkin Park fan fiction... - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:07 pm
7. Kayla, 12, claims to be a prostitute. Her story is highly suspect... 12 year olds don't just start selling their body on their own for kicks, there's always a pimp. She also is way too put together and seems to bait Adam on purpose... Drew rightly suspects she's bogus, eventually... - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:08 pm
8. Mary, 24, can't orgasm call #62 - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:08 pm
9. Sofia, question for the band - posted to Linkin Park on April 28, 2010 a 10:09 pm
1. Ann, is it painful for a guy to hold off his orgasm? - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:56 am
2. Courtney, how to be less conservative in bed? - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:56 am
3. Cody, 16, into biting during sex but was never abused - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:57 am
4. Tina, can't meet guys - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:57 am
5. Sharie, 15, called the night before, she's the one who was shooting heroin and having weird side effects... her 28 year old boyfriend took her to the doctor... has more questions for Drew - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:58 am
6. Brianna, 17, molested by her uncle, can't orgasm call #63 - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:58 am
7. Lydia, has a Germany or Florida that Adam rules invalid because it doesn't involve a crime - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:58 am
8. Travis, 19, depressed after breaking up with his ex.. he claims to have hooked up with identical twins and another random girl over the past 3 days - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:59 am
9. Elizabeth, 18, should she get therapy for being raped in the 6th grade? - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:59 am
10. Jaoquin, asks the band about their paintball team - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 6:59 am
11. Megan, 19, was a child model at 11, her mom made her do it and wouldn't feed her much, now she hates her body, hates sex, has an eating disorder... is only attracted to intelligent Ivy League type guys like her father but feels inferior to them... really screwed up caller but not in the usual ways - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 7:01 am
Cypress Hill: B-. I remember the band being funnier in other appearances... but still they're better than the crap bands that have been on lately. - posted to Cypress Hill on April 29, 2010 a 7:42 am
1. Andrew, 19, his foreskin has bumps - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 1, 2010 a 8:58 am
2. Kari, 19, has had a vaginal discharge for a while, what is it? - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 1, 2010 a 8:58 am
3. Lucas, 20, in the Navy, had a one-night-stand with some chick, now she's pregnant - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 1, 2010 a 8:59 am
4. Faith, 23, likes to give husband buttplay even though he isn't into it... Adam correctly guesses she's been into speed - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 1, 2010 a 8:59 am
5. Rebecca, 18, 6-months pregnant, moved in with her boyfriend when she was 15, he died 3 weeks ago in a tragic dirt bike accident, she can't give the baby up for adoption because her boyfriend's family, which includes crackheads and people who wouldn't take him in when he was 15 and homeless, are going to be soooo supportive of the baby. Yep it's the trainwreck caller of the night. - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 1, 2010 a 9:00 am
6. Jess, 21, can only enjoy sex if it's rough - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 1, 2010 a 9:01 am
7. Rob, 19, what are the side effects of X? - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 3, 2010 a 8:16 am
8. Gina, 21, wants her husband to talk about threesomes and other girls when having sex, but then she gets jealous when he mentions other women outside of bed. - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 3, 2010 a 8:16 am
9. Britney, 20, can't orgasm call #64 - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 3, 2010 a 8:16 am
Final thoughts: B-. Lots of screwed up callers, nothing too epic though. Guests are okay... Adam has a hard time not making fat jokes but doesn't seem to offend the plus-size model Mia too much. - posted to David Bruckner and Mia Tyler on May 3, 2010 a 8:17 am
2:35 Dick Clark mistakes Adam for Jimmy Kimmel - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 3, 2010 a 8:20 am
1. Sarah, 20, her boyfriend doesn't want sex when she does. - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 3, 2010 a 8:21 am
2. Renee, her brother wants her to forgive her father who molested her - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 3, 2010 a 8:21 am
3. Jessica, 16, has a 20-year-old-boyfriend... is this okay? Yes, apparently. - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 3, 2010 a 8:21 am
4. Brian, into wearing diapers - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 3, 2010 a 8:21 am
5. David, 17, should he have his girlfriend wear a female condom when they have sex for the first time? - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:18 pm
6. Nick, 14, how to get past his pot addiction? - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:18 pm
7. Katie, 20, has endometriosis, how to get over the pain? she had a great childhood accept for when her dad threw her through a window. - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:19 pm
8. Briana, 17, into a guy she's known for 10 years. Adam asks what's wrong with her. - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:20 pm
9. Joel, 16, has no feeling in his penis - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:20 pm
10. Laura, 17, did she give her boyfriend Chlamydia? - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:20 pm
11. Cassie, should she tell her boyfriend about her drug addiction history? She quit cold turkey and won't go to 12-step... her supporting evidence for this is her dad do the same thing and stayed clean for 3 years... before going to prison for dealing drugs... - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:21 pm
Final thoughts: C. Another bland guest. Adam doesn't even ask him any questions about CSI, it's weird. - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:22 pm
1. Becky, her fiance is into necrophilia. Drew is convinced it's the only way he can get her to lay still. - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:29 pm
^^ oops wrong show. No delete function here... - posted to Adam Rodriguez on May 4, 2010 a 9:29 pm
1. Becky, her fiance is into necrophilia. Drew is convinced it's the only way he can get her to lay still. - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:29 pm
2. Michael, 14, can't ejaculate - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:30 pm
3. Sarah, is it normal for girls to have wet dreams? - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:30 pm
4. John Stamos and Jimmie Kimmel call in - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:30 pm
5. George, knows why Drew puts powder in his coffee, in response to Adam bitching about that habit of Drew's earlier in the show - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:31 pm
6. Alex, has some convoluted story about his dad stealing $20k from his mom, but Adam tells him just to ignore their crap and live his own life - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:31 pm
7. Andrew, 14, is it legal for him to have sex with his 14 year old girlfriend? - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:32 pm
8. Anthony, 19, claims to be rich from an inheritance, put $136k into his Mitsubishi Eclipse... his question is about his crazy ex and mother of his child - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:32 pm
9. Emily, can't orgasm call #65 - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:33 pm
10. Jared, Why do men orgasm faster than women? Jared is shocked when Adam reveals that women live longer than men - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:33 pm
11. Niad, British-Pakistani guy in the UK, loves Adam and claims his politics would work in England, his question is about hobopower - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:34 pm
Final thoughts: B-. The tour of horrid 2000s music continues, but as usual the guy behind it is pretty intelligent in a diabolical way. Decent show, some pretty crazy callers and funny interaction between Adam and Drew. - posted to Wesley Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd on May 4, 2010 a 9:35 pm
1. Mark, what is that discharge from his penis? - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:54 pm
2. Dana, 18, quotes Taboo 2, asks if you can get herpes from a dildo - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:54 pm
3. Paul, Germany or Florida - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:54 pm
4. Harlot, does birth control gum work? Drew has never heard of it. A later caller reveals harlot is probably thinking of chewable BC - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:55 pm
5. Sheryl, 25, bizarre toilet paper etiquette question. - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:55 pm
6. Brandon, 30, pharmacist with info on the supposed birth control gum - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:55 pm
7. Danielle, 17, is she into boys or girls? They gamble on her past - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:55 pm
8. Michael, 20, has a brain tumor, wonders if the treatment for this stunted the growth of his penis. - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:56 pm
9. Monique, 16, questions for the OC guys - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:56 pm
10. String of girls who apparently don't like Pink. Adam keeps hanging up on them till he finds a more agreeable caller. - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:56 pm
11. Julie, likes Pink; was molested by her brother at a young age, now she's depressed - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:57 pm
12. Tristan, asks for Adam's cranberry sauce recipe. Bo-ring! - posted to Peter Gallagher and Adam Brody on May 9, 2010 a 9:57 pm
1. Janet, 17, what did Pink get made fun of for before she became famous? - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:44 pm
2. Nick, does Pink read her website? Doesn't sound like it. - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:45 pm
3. Bree, is sluttiness hereditary? - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:45 pm
4. Briana, how to tell her boyfriend that his dad offered to pay her to give her oral? Adam guesses she's used a lot of speed, she's unimpressed. - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:46 pm
5. Samantha, can't orgasm call #66 - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:46 pm
6. Shawn, 17, how long does cocaine stay in your system? - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:46 pm
7. Chris, 20, what are pinks tattoos and when did she get them? Apparently she got her first when she was 12 and had a 21 year old boyfriend. - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:47 pm
8. Chris, where would pink be without her music career? - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:47 pm
9. Christina, boy trouble... tiger beat hotline stuff - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:47 pm
10. Priscilla, can she breastfeed with pierced nipples? - posted to Pink on May 13, 2010 a 7:48 pm
1. Kari, 17, can't orgasm call #67 - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:48 pm
2. Jeri, 22, should she come out of the closet to her parents? - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:49 pm
3. Gary, 20, lost his virginity using saran wrap as a makeshift condom, was this safe? Ends up being a mason jar call, hosts suspect bogus beforehand. - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:49 pm
4. Kristen, 21, 175 pounds, used to be 300, wants to know how to get her "screw on" - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:50 pm
5. Jesse, 13, what is an orgasm? - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:50 pm
6. Krista, 19, gay, hasn't had sex in two years, was abused, how to have a relationship? - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:51 pm
7. Shane, made Adam's cranberry sauce, loved it - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:52 pm
8. Katie, 19, can pot effect the results of a pregnancy test? - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:52 pm
9. Eva, 22, has a lump on her breast - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:52 pm
10. Rachel, 23, is pregnant for the 6th time... - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:52 pm
11. Nikki, 20, has seasonal depression - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:53 pm
12. Landon, 18, should he lose his virginity to a girl who doesn't want a relationship? Landon has a prosthetic ear, Adam makes a lot of great jokes here. - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:53 pm
13. Julie, 19, what is HPV? - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:53 pm
14. Nicole, how to fix her husband's curving penis? - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:54 pm
15. Kat, 19, her mom is pressuring her boyfriend to propose. Adam tells the story of how Oswaldo is using his house for some kind of Mexican party for teenage girls that wekeend - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:54 pm
16. Nicole, 18, lives in Idaho, her internet girlfriend... supposedly... is in Arkansas, but when Nicole went to visit, in a week-long saga involving the car breaking down, the girlfriend stood her up. Funny and sad call to end the show. - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:55 pm
Final thoughts: A. Pretty memorable callers, Adam is great in sections. - posted to no guest on May 13, 2010 a 7:56 pm
1. Kari, 16, can't orgasm call #68 - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:11 pm
2. Brook, 21, is circumcision more common in Europe? - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:11 pm
3. Ally, 13, question for band - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:12 pm
4. Kim, 16, can you get pregnant from partial penetration? - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:14 pm
5. Cathy, 20, has an answer to Adam's question about whether you can still buy a new car with hand-crank windows - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:15 pm
6. Greg, 24, his parents died recently, he's very depressed - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:15 pm
7. Melissa, 19, how to keep her boyfriend's interest level up without giving him sex? Start of a string of prude virgin callers - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:16 pm
8. Lorena, 19, a virgin who feels bad that she gets horny when she makes out with her boyfriend - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:16 pm
9. Matt, 18, is it wrong to date two girls at the same time? - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:16 pm
10. Stephanie, 14, has never kissed a guy - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:17 pm
11. Evan, jealous that men see his stripper girlfriend naked all the time. A sharp contrast from the virgins... - posted to Good Charlotte on May 15, 2010 a 10:17 pm
12. Melissa, 21, how to give better head? Adam gets rather gross. - posted to Good Charlotte on May 17, 2010 a 8:34 am
13. Suzy, is it wrong for her to not want her boyfriend to watch porn during sex? - posted to Good Charlotte on May 17, 2010 a 8:35 am
14. Danielle, 18, her boyfriend has no sex drive - posted to Good Charlotte on May 17, 2010 a 8:35 am
1. Mike, Germany or Florida - posted to Rob Schneider on May 19, 2010 a 3:57 pm
2. David, 25, married two years, frequent sex, still has wet dreams. Is this normal? - posted to Rob Schneider on May 19, 2010 a 3:57 pm
3. Niab, Loveline's British fan, calls to ask if it's okay to "eyebang" women - posted to Rob Schneider on May 19, 2010 a 3:58 pm
4. Greg, how did Rob get started? - posted to Rob Schneider on May 19, 2010 a 3:58 pm
5. Amber, 21, had a baby 9 months ago, has no sex drive... has had her current BF since she was 12... - posted to Rob Schneider on May 19, 2010 a 3:59 pm
6. Jason, 15, he was caught shoplifting and now his parents are making him join... the Boy Scouts? - posted to Rob Schneider on May 19, 2010 a 3:59 pm
7. Casey, her redneck husband cheated, and she blames his mom for telling her. - posted to Rob Schneider on May 19, 2010 a 4:00 pm
Final thoughts: B+ not quite as epic as Rob's last appearance but stll good. - posted to Rob Schneider on May 19, 2010 a 4:00 pm
1. Kari, 16, can't orgasm call #69. A real milestone. - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:01 pm
2. Kyler, 16, what was the band's most embarrassing on stage moment? - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:02 pm
3. Sarah, 18, does smoking change the taste of semen? - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:02 pm
4. Julianna, 21, can't orgasm call #70... has gone to such lengths as buying the Kama Sutra board game but hasn't thought to ask her BF to give her oral sex. - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:03 pm
5. Matt, 14, is there a negative hobopower for pleasant smells? - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:03 pm
6. Samantha, 17, her boyfriend threatened to kill her. Adam asks her why he wanted to kill her. Of course it's several minutes before they get a straight answer out of her. - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:04 pm
7. Nicole, 19, her big boobs aren't perky enough - will surgery fix it? - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:04 pm
8. Carmen, 19, cheating on her boyfriend with a 32-year-old - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:04 pm
9. Ryan, 18, does the band remember him from 5 years ago? ...no - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:05 pm
10. Jason, 23, in response to Adam's question earlier, explains a few ways family members smuggle booze to soldiers - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:05 pm
11. Kat, 19, her boyfriend wants anal sex - is it safe? - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:05 pm
12. Jeremy, what would Adam's life be like if he hadn't gotten into show biz? - posted to Blink 182 on May 19, 2010 a 4:06 pm
1. LZ, 15, can you orgasm from whacking off? A dumb call leads off a dumb show - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:13 pm
2. Thomas, the guy who busted Miriam, has a question for Ron - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:14 pm
3. Chaz, asks about Adam's cranberry recipe. - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:14 pm
4. Amanda, her husband can't orgasm from a blowjob even if she does it for hours - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:15 pm
5. James, 23, goes limp when he uses a condom - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:15 pm
6. Gabrielle, 23, dangers of vaginal inflammation? She's too broke to get an over the counter treatment - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:15 pm
8. Eric, 12, should he wait until high school to date girls? Drew on dating at this age - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:16 pm
9. Allen, what is Ron's corporate experience? - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:16 pm
10.Megan, 19, her boyfriend has no sex drive - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:16 pm
11. Katie, could her chlamydia be relapsing? - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:16 pm
12. Rick, claims there is a PSA about antibiotics, in response to Adam's PSA rant - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:17 pm
13. Allen, can pot cause asthma? - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:17 pm
14. Veronica, should she date an Oxycontin addict? - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:17 pm
15. Kayla, 16, how does the Morning After Pill work? - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:18 pm
Final thoughts: D. Ron is in good movies but really only talks in this show when prompted by Adam. Adam rants on tired topics, calls are weak. - posted to Ron Livingston on May 25, 2010 a 9:18 pm
1. Heather, 24, can pedophilia be cured? - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:19 pm
2. Julie, 21, her nipples are leaking! - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:19 pm
3. Miriam, 16, if the Morning After Pill is made easily available, should abortion be illegal? Unclear if this is the fake caller Miriam. - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:20 pm
4. Jessica, 16, is it trendy to be a lesbian or bi girl? - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:20 pm
5. Callie, 17, how far should she go on first dates? Calling from a group home - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:20 pm
6. Briana, 14, asks what S&M is... they tell her and she asks what sadism and masochism are... - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:21 pm
7. David, what is the difference between a gangbang and a threesome? Has a funny Germany or Florida (in my opinion) - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:21 pm
8. Chavelle, 16, should she leave her abusive family and move in with a friend? Adam rambles about crappy American cars. - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:22 pm
9. Dana, 14, can you get pregnant from precum? - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:22 pm
10. Jordan, Germany or Florida - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:22 pm
11. Brian, drank a lot of milk on a bet and got sick - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:22 pm
12. Wendy, 19, is it normal for her boyfriend to be into porn? - posted to no guest on May 25, 2010 a 9:23 pm
1. Joe, 21, should he have a foursome with his fiance and two other random people? - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:47 am
2. Elizabeth, is her ex-husband molesting her kids? One of several downer calls tonight... - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:48 am
3. Louise, 26, did massive drugs before age 21, sober 5 years, but gets flashbacks now - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:48 am
4. Carol, 18, fan who calls to chat about Adam's dislike of gas stations and ask what exactly a dislocated shoulder is - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:48 am
5. Melissa, 22, cuts herself, has various questions - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:49 am
6. Tracy, after her baby died, she coped with it by having some guys suspend her from meathooks. A very weird call. - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:49 am
7. Jay, 23, should have a threesome? Bogus caller - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:49 am
8. Caroline, 16, had a DUI car wreck after her boyfriend upset her, should she dump him? - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:50 am
9. Mary, 20, her muslim boyfriend dumped her... she ends up being very screwed up and having a kid - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:50 am
10. Adam, 18, he ejaculated in a jacuzzi under ambiguous circumstances, is the girl pregnant? - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:50 am
11. John, does pee kill foot fungus? - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:51 am
12. Candy, has a 5-year-old kid who might be being molested, she went to a Tarot reader who told her accurate things about her own past... another weird downbeat call - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:51 am
13. Jessica, her vagina smells - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:51 am
14. Ashley, 17, her 22-year-old boyfriend's parents don't approve of her because she's underage - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:52 am
15. Bob, 20, his girlfriend is 17, is this okay? - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:52 am
16. Dmitri, has blood in his urine after drumming - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:52 am
17. Dan, 17, has a fear of peeing in public bathrooms - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:52 am
Final thoughts: B. Randy is a good guest but lots of downbeat calls tonight. - posted to Randy Jackson on May 26, 2010 a 11:53 am
1. Mandy, has no sex drive - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:03 pm
2. Christy, 17, how will it change her sex life if she starts talking dirty? - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:03 pm
3. Amy, 20, had a foursome with some guys in their 30s, now she feels bad about it... seems to think it's a strange idea when the hosts suggest she not sleep with guys on the first date - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:04 pm
4. Gene, should he have sex on ecstasy? - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:04 pm
5. Nick, sometimes his testicles pop up into his body. Is this normal? - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:05 pm
6. Star, offended that Adam thought a previous caller was fat, Star points out she's 5'4", 170 pounds and not fat. Mmmkay. Star's question is about why she can't find any guys into kinky sex... Adam talks about how it's easier to get guys into that if you aren't fat. Hahaha. - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:06 pm
7. Bridget, 19, was in a car wreck, now her boobs hurt and she has to rub them in public..... uh somehow Adam isn't all over this one - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:07 pm
8. Seth, Pierced his penis with a safety pin, is this okay? Hosts point out Seth sounds like a serial killer. - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:07 pm
9. Lightning round! They take a call but only to tell him to hold on because Ace needs to do some more weather and traffic. - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:08 pm
Final thoughts: B. Macy is interesting before she gets bored with the show. Incredibly dumb callers make the show funny. Lightning round is insane. A good show. - posted to Macy Gray on May 30, 2010 a 2:09 pm
1. Michelle, 17, her BF can't stay hard... or something. Confusing caller that annoys the hosts. - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 7:59 pm
2. Billy, 19, his gay lover has a 15-year-old girlfriend. Billy is a farmer, who for a once satisfies Adam's obligatory occupational question. - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 8:00 pm
3. Heather, 22, why is her anus bleeding? For the love of god, her anus is bleeding! - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 8:00 pm
4. Kevin, Germany or Florida - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 8:01 pm
5, Mike, 20, how to tell his niece and nephew there is no Santa Claus? - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 8:01 pm
6. Greg, 16, took shrooms, ran from the cops, now he has flashbacks. After this call they have a funny conversation about porn stars... apparently Ginger Lynn just showed up at Adam's house one day to hang out. - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 8:02 pm
7. Josh, 25, only lasts 5 minutes in bed - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 8:06 pm
8. Deanna, orgasms in 2 minutes - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 8:08 pm
9. Jennifer, had sex for four hours straight, how to stop the inflammation in her vag? - posted to Kathy Griffin on June 3, 2010 a 8:09 pm
1. Ariel, 19, pregnant despite being on the pill, Drew thinks it's cause she's "hefty" - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:47 am
2. Kyle, 16, what is the liquid coming out when a girl is "wet"? - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:47 am
3. Nicole, 20, her dad is intruding on her and her fiance. They live with him and he works for her Dad. Changing this apparently is not an option for Nicole. I wonder what callers are expecting the answer to be when they have ruled out the logical choices already. - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:48 am
4. Darren, Germany or Florida - Tori provides a new theme, Anderson seems to not want to play the Pink theme - did someone in her camp complain? - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:49 am
5. Sue, 22, how does Tori make a new album? ...get some random technojunk and sing meaningless lyrics over it... - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:51 am
6. Kelly, another question for Tori. During this call it's revealed that Tori doesn't know what a hamper is. - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:51 am
7. Danielle, 15, molested by her dad since she was 6, he thinks she likes it... what can she do? Very depressing call. - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:52 am
8. Kayla, 17, what is Tori's advice for young pianists? Practice, apparently. - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:52 am
9. Will, 13, masturbates a lot, now his dick is coming off in chunks. What the hell?? - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:53 am
10. Nicole, 18, why does this guy she's been sleeping with for 3 years only want sex? Bonus: he's 23 - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:53 am
11. James, 23, has scabies... ewwwww - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:53 am
12. Nathan 18, are men psychologically predisposed to molesting their daughters? - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:53 am
13. Jamie, what are the dangers of anal sex? - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:54 am
14. Jason, has lots of body hair, what to do about it? - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:54 am
Final thoughts: B+. Tori is spacey and funny and there are a lot of funny calls. One very depressing one too though. - posted to Tori Amos on June 4, 2010 a 10:54 am
1. Terrie, her coochie is on fire, is it because she has a yeastie beastie? Eventually it's revealed that she was molested by her Mormon brother - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 9:58 am
2. Vanessa, 21, her boyfriend likes to 69 but won't just give her oral on her own - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 9:58 am
3. Brenna, 16, has big boobs, loves Adam, he offers her Tara's phone screener job and has her talk to Anderson - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 9:59 am
4. Kerry, Germany or Florida - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 11:57 am
5. Sarah, Germany or Florida - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 11:57 am
6. Eric, does a woman's vagina contract with orgasm? - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 11:57 am
7. Victoria, how to tell her boyfriend she has herpes? - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:01 pm
8. Penny, can't beet guys, her last boyfriend was a neo-nazi - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:01 pm
9. Sammy, in love with her boss. Adam starts joking about how Jr. Producer Lauren is in love with him. - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:01 pm
10. Jeff, 26, are doctors studying using ecstasy for PTSD? - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:02 pm
11. Stephanie, can a guy orgasm without any fluid coming out? - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:12 pm
12. Jeremy, does weightlifting diminish your sex drive? - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:12 pm
13. John, has some advice on how Adam can get out of the jury duty he's been whining about the whole show - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:13 pm
14. Danielle, 18, can't orgasm on Selexa, what should she take instead? - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:13 pm
15. Tareba, 18, has a Germany or Florida song, has some funny back and forth with Adam - posted to no guest on June 5, 2010 a 12:13 pm
1. Adrian, Germany or Florida - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 5, 2010 a 12:19 pm
2. Amy, knows why girls might want guys to cum on them, in response to a caller from the last night's show. Her answer sucks though, of course. - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 5, 2010 a 12:20 pm
3. Lee, 21, can't meet a boyfriend - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 5, 2010 a 12:20 pm
4. Andre, is he a virgin if he didn't orgasm in the girl? - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 5, 2010 a 12:20 pm
5. Jennifer, anorexic, can she have kids? - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 5, 2010 a 12:20 pm
6. Dave, very jovial porn addict with no friend's whose never kissed a girl - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 5, 2010 a 12:21 pm
7. Renee, why does giving blowjobs make her congested? - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 6, 2010 a 5:46 pm
8. Sara, guy shot a huge load in her mouth, when she spat it out it was yellow. Drew almost pukes during this call - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 6, 2010 a 5:46 pm
9. Dan, his family is pressuring him to drink alcohol, which he doesn't want to do since his father drank himself to death - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 6, 2010 a 5:48 pm
10. Mike, his testicles are tight - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 8, 2010 a 10:12 pm
11. Peter, asks about the purpose of the dancing guy in the Bosstones - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 8, 2010 a 10:12 pm
12. Victoria, has a death fetish, enjoys masturbating to pictures of dead people. swears a few times and isn't as interesting as she sounds. - posted to Dicky Barrett on June 8, 2010 a 10:13 pm
1. Laura, 22, can't orgasm call #71 - posted to Nicole Richie on June 9, 2010 a 10:08 pm
2. Trevor, 18, did Nicole ever slump it? he means "slum it". - posted to Nicole Richie on June 9, 2010 a 10:08 pm
3. Hope, while she and her husband were both locked up for domestic abuse, he made a cross-dressing video with a prostitute he met in jail. Actually one of the more bizarre calls the show has had in months, but I suspect Hope's being plastered had something to do with it. - posted to Nicole Richie on June 9, 2010 a 10:19 pm
4. Heather, 24, her 40-year-old boyfriend doesn't want any sex - posted to Nicole Richie on June 9, 2010 a 10:19 pm
5. Jacob, Germany or Florida about a guy swallowing a condom full of booze - posted to Nicole Richie on June 9, 2010 a 10:20 pm
6. Wes, does pot make a guy's nipples grow? - posted to Nicole Richie on June 9, 2010 a 10:20 pm
7. Jeanette, 16, some boring drama about her boyfriend and some other guy - posted to Nicole Richie on June 9, 2010 a 10:20 pm
8. Ken, 20, his penis is curved. Nicole mentions that she likes penis piercings. - posted to Nicole Richie on June 9, 2010 a 10:20 pm
9. Matt, 23, Nicole's friend calling from the conference room at the studio, Adam